Originally posted by 1kwerdna
A. Would you listen?
B. Would you call in?
C. Would you listen AND call in?

A. Would you be entertaining?
B. Would I be able to stand listening to you? IE: do you actually use correct grammar? Do you have a voice that isn't horribly annoying? Do you have a horrible hillbilly accent? Could you do your show without yelling the whole time?
C. Could you guarantee drunken rants?
D. Would you be fair and objective and not spend the whole time man-crushing on certain teams/owners?