Warrior General Games

Better luck next time Oilers. We appreciate your allowing us high points for Week 1. That's something they can never take away from us. Insert "take-your-ass-to-Tennessee" joke here.

Week 2: Clash of the Titans. The Jacks and Strikers run head first into each other tonight with their Huge, respective 1-0 records on the line. One keeps rollin. One's season is wrecked.

Vegas just released their numbers and looks like the Jacks are odds-on favorites for high-steppin to 2-0.

I don't blame em. Gotta get a couple notches on your axes before you get the respect there in Dallas. Matter of fact, looks here like the departed Dallas Sidekicks are even set to be lighter underdogs than the Strikers, that is if that dream matchup with the Jacks ever materializes. Tatu anyone?

So go get you a 12-pack, put your good, football-watchin socks on, and join us as the Leņadores de Austin repay the loyal betters tonight when they drop "The Duce" all over the field against those Delanteros de Dallas. *wink*

Hooty-hoo.

CB Yastuckwit Gilligan
DoBI
Austin LumberJacks

P.S.- Moderator, is there any way to censor all the Joschs of the world from this post? Thanks a ton.

Now the time has come and its on again
no more talking needed Lance Bass my friend
you have to cover our receivers and your ass is in trouble
because you couldn't stop us if you had a chair in our huddle
the game hasn't been played but the outcome is known
the rules are real easy just win or go home
those grammar checks you love will not help you now
welcome to Austin to the Texas showdown.....

WR Greg "I SHOULD HAVE BEEN A POET" Timmons
DoBI
Austin LumberJacks

THE Greg Timmons

Mercy, that was awesome.

Ahem....Dallas, you gonna show up?

CB Yastuckwit Gilligan
DoBI
Austin LumberJacks

Originally posted by Kaceltx
P.S.- Moderator, is there any way to censor all the Joschs of the world from this post? Thanks a ton.

LOL, you really like me!

Great write up, good game.

Sorry for the late post, I promise I was crying over the devastating loss, not enjoying my fathers day weekend.

Thanks for the poem too Limas, well done. Should've been "welcome to Austin for the Texas showdown..." but I forgive you.

Lol josch your right it should have been, I am giving you writer's credits.Good game and good luck on the rest of the season.

Ah, Damnit. Josch, you're being too damn respectful and civilized for me to keep hating you.

Alright, ribbing over. Welcome to the BBB 13th. Good Luck Sir.


CB Yastuckwit Gilligan
DoBI
Austin LumberJacks

Well, just because we got it clear that none of us will be all bitchy and hurt is no reason to not be giant douchebags. Eat a dick you dirty, dirty whores!

Sup with losing to Anchorage? I thought you guys were one of the dominant teams?

I thought we were, too. Guess we've got a ways to go.

Originally posted by Bigpump
I thought we were, too. Guess we've got a ways to go.

So, uhhh, could ya tell me how NOT to play em?

If we beat them we can go into some 3 way vortex of mediocrity, which would be nice. You know, for morale and shit.

Originally posted by Kaceltx
Ah, Damnit. Josch, you're being too damn respectful and civilized for me to keep hating you.

Alright, ribbing over. Welcome to the BBB 13th. Good Luck Sir.


CB Yastuckwit Gilligan
DoBI
Austin LumberJacks

Disregarded.

Keep it up and the fruity turd pony gets "Eight-Belled."

CB Yastuckwith Gilligan
DoBI
Austin LumberJacks

Originally posted by JoSCh
Originally posted by Bigpump

I thought we were, too. Guess we've got a ways to go.

So, uhhh, could ya tell me how NOT to play em?

If we beat them we can go into some 3 way vortex of mediocrity, which would be nice. You know, for morale and shit.

Yeah please don't play them the way that we did....

Originally posted by JoSCh
Originally posted by Bigpump

I thought we were, too. Guess we've got a ways to go.

So, uhhh, could ya tell me how NOT to play em?

If we beat them we can go into some 3 way vortex of mediocrity, which would be nice. You know, for morale and shit.
I like JoSch he makes me smile...He is rather witty

Originally posted by limas4sweed
Now the time has come and its on again
no more talking needed Lance Bass my friend
you have to cover our receivers and your ass is in trouble
because you couldn't stop us if you had a chair in our huddle
the game hasn't been played but the outcome is known
the rules are real easy just win or go home
those grammar checks you love will not help you now
welcome to Austin to the Texas showdown.....

WR Greg "I LOVE THE BBB#13" Timmons
DoBI
Austin LumberJacks



The farewell tour continues.....

I forgot how early our rivalry started.

Josch, you've been quiet. It's time for your turd pony to get "Eight-Belled", as Gilligan foreshadowed so long ago.