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Somebody order a guest DJ?

While our erstwhile fearless forecaster is combing the beaches of Hawaii, looking for banana hammocks, I will be subbing.

I don' t know that much about Garuda so I'll do the best I can on the predictions. I will post Naga now and Garuda tomorrow night. I'm sure I ain't gonna do as well as Texan but I'll give it a shot. For our music selection, we're gonna roll w/ psychedelic songs of the 60's & 70's.

Sit back, relax and float up stream...

Naga

Tibet (4-0) v SLS (3-1) Tibet continues to smash its opponents. This team was very strong last season and has considerable talent. When they finish w/ their foes, they look like poor Arnold Layne http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQTFRq1hjtM&feature=related This week, they face a super quality opponent in the Snakeheads. SLS would be 8 Miles High http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WH6UnvSlahc&feature=related if they could win this one. SLS's only loss was to Saigon and that was 10-10 at the half.
Tibet 27, SLS 21

Saigon (4-0) v HKH (2-2) Saigon is like a race car going along at a considerable pace but not anywhere near top speed. What is gonna happen when they hit Mach 10 and travel 2000 Light Years From Home http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIGdWzXhqlo HKH is hoping they don't hit that speed in this game, coming off of a beating from the Diminutive Elves from Disco Hell. By the end of this game, the Hustlers are gonna be singing Momma Told Me Not to Come http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjJ6UbdKBgg
Saigon 72, HKH 6

Diminutive Elves from Disco Hell (4-0) v Semarang Red Dwarfs (3-1) Whoowee, we got us a genuine slobberknocker here folks. The popular funktastic upstarts of SEAPL do not have to go looking for Somebody to Love http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pls6Z-Z9u5g as the name alone is enough to like. Semarang OTOH is the tough newcomer w/ veteran builders who do one thing, win. Their only loss thus far is to a successful WL team in 3KW. Like a Seeker http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CR-ZAnil_Mw they can't seem to find enough prey. This could be a great game as the excellent lilliputian armies of SEAPL do battle.
Red Dwarfs 27, Smurftails 24

PDM (3-1) v CMM (3-1) The Monks are still licking their wounds from the carnage of the Whores game. Tomorrow Never Knows http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTMOSCh7aJU&feature=related what Monks team will show up. The Mountain Men have impressed w/ their rise back to winning ways w/ 3 wins and a close loss to SLS. It will take great concentration not to be distracted by the Scarlet Begonias http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQSeWLuU8hw&feature=related though.
PDM 31, CMM 17

Cambodia Assassins (2-2) v Mekong (0-4) Cambodia is one of the newcomers that impresses me. Their two losses have come to highly likely playoff teams and they've vanquished lesser foes well. They have potential to upset teams and they are gonna get some Kicks http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GswuYYTnzE out of this league. The once mighty Mekong is treading water and might as well call on Mr. Fantasy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_nwbTeIN4Y&feature=related if they think they're gonna win this one either.
CA 63, Mekong 3

PDP (2-2) v Golden Hill Bones (0-4) PDP feels like the a bad hangover after the Dwarfs finished w/ them. These Penguins are no Peace Frogs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KlVZ9CLg3E&feature=related though. Golden Hill Bones continues its baptism of fire on the road in the friendly confines of Penguin Park and they are hoping they don't get blown away like Matchstick Men http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3D4YYI8G5EM&feature=related
PDP 56, Golden Hill 10

Bacolod (2-2) v Tidesports CT (1-3) Bacolod is coming off a tough loss to the Monks and are looking to get all up into somebody's kitchen http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQjpmuVpt3E The Crimson Tide is just trying to avoid picturing itself on a train in a station http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7F2X3rSSCU getting ready to depart to AAA. I think they'll survive but they've had to play some tough teams early. Bacolod will be no fun either.
Bacolod 24, CT 16

Victoria Teabaggers (1-3) v Phuket Vandals (1-3) These two newcomers are probably glad to be playing somebody their own size. Hard one to call here but I think the Teabaggers will be singing She's a Rainbow http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icHitBsOtys&feature=related as they leave the stadium unless Phuket turns into a Voodoo Chile http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7yPRYL_Oq0&feature=related all of a sudden.
Victoria 27, Phuket 13

lolGaruda

Tet Offensive (4-0) v Hell's Reapers (1-3) Here we have venerable winning franchise Tet who says Superman and Green Lantern ain't got nothing on them http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQFI7IMtRj8 And Hell's Reapers who despite their record, have hung tough in all 3 of their losses. This is something different for them though, after Tet is finished w/ them, they may wanna take the Last Train to Clarksville http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScXXaBu1Ing
Tet 56, Reapers 13

Buffalo Rampage (4-0) v The Tackling Dummies Victory MF'ing Jones all up in the house means Buffalo is gonna make it rain http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpLe-qUUGIE&feature=related in the 'Page Cage. At 2-2 and meeting up w/ another stern challenge, the Dummies might want to get off this crazy Roller Coaster http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsKny8WnktI&feature=related after this one.
Rampage 42, TD's 17

3KW (4-0) v Shiroyama Samurai (0-4) The Warriors return to Pro has gone smoothly and rumors of their decline have been greatly exaggerated. SEAPL is taking notice and they have read the Letter http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfZcPN7oFFY that if they don't bring their A game, they will be served. The Samurai look more like Kamikazes thus far and they made to get a shrink to Journey to the Center of their Mind http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UN2VNFpiGWo&feature=related
3KW 63, Shiroyama 3

Lucid D.R.E.A.M. (3-1) v Bangalore Monsoon (3-1) This here is some good shit, far out man. How good is Lucid? This game will tell a lot. Will they be living Reflections of a Tangerine Dream http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KB8IZwdZG1M&feature=related ? And Bangalore? How are they living w/o the Mighty Quinn? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liIQLIx2Onw&feature=related So much to be revealed, I might have to roll something for this one.
Lucid 20, Bangalore 35

Singapore Canes (3-1) v The New York Empire (2-2) The Canes have been rolling along w/ the fairly light schedule that Garuda provides this season, just playing their Green Tambourine http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxm19NBAcfc The Empire is ambitious, I'll give them that. They are playing some of tough teams in the league and out. Hard work pays off and sooner or later, these boys are gonna be Bayou tough http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAVhKjsImeI
Canes 16, Empire 20

Munich Mayhem (1-3) v Vietnamese Sweatshop (1-3) Okay the Mayhem is 1-3 but they've played 3 heavy hitters and you don't hold rellascout down long. Maybe I Had Too Much to Dream Last Night http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItDSim_1KEg but this is one of my sleeper teams over there just 'cause of the Rellameister. If the Sweatshop doesn't start feeding its workers better it may end up like a Snowblind Friend http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKraf_V0ZPc
Mayhem 34, Sweatshop 21

San Francisco Fire Horses (1-3) v Manila Warlords (0-4) Ugh, here we are in the land of the pretenders. While the Horses think this is gonna be San Franciscan Nights http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmIy7Ch4M84 the once mighty Warlords are looking to rise again. Unfortunately, this season, finding the end zone or consistent defense is as elusive as the White Rabbit http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HmJQyS8QVw&feature=related I gotta go w/ one of the first teams to kick the shit out of the Monks when we arrived in Pro. Much props and respects in your rebuild.
Fire Horses 37, Warlords 42

Flint Cobras (0-4) v Johor Bahru Beach Bums (0-4) BATTLE OF THE DEFEATEDS! Flint is looking to hang around Pro but they'd better get busy and stop California Dreaming http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtVIhDgo_uU or they might be packing. In the meantime, Johor Bahru is hoping to just survive and maybe it's a Proud Walking Jingle in the Midnight Sun http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOXPVRLpoQA
Flint 49, JBBB 18

That write up was far out man. I think I caught a contact buzz. It will be interesting to see if your record will be as 'high' as Texan's.

totally.

Originally posted by Boomy DTD
Somebody order a guest DJ?
By the end of this game, the Hustlers are gonna be singing Momma Told Me Not to Come http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjJ6UbdKBgg
Saigon 72, HKH 6

I had this song on my mind a few days ago! Love it. Great job Boomy.

brosif...

The Mountain Men have impressed w/ their rise back to winning ways w/ 3 wins and a close loss to SLS. It will take great concentration not to be distracted by the Scarlet Begonias http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQSeWLuU8hw&feature=related though.


I was at that Dead show in 86 at Alpine Valley...

Help>Slip>Franks>Scarlet>Fire...

Drums and Space were totallly bitchin doods.


and teh Grilled Cheeze in the parking lot were tasty.

When the Dead plays Scarlet you know you were at a party. Think I had grilled cheese at an RFK show right around that time. I definitely had a veggie burrito too and I don't eat veggies. I was hungry. The Jagermeister shots helped out too. But I was still really hungry. Damn I miss Shakedown Street.

Old people.

ITT: supbro admits to being a whippersnapper.

Originally posted by Boomy DTD
ITT: supbro admits to being a whippersnapper.

Is that old people language.

Originally posted by supbro
Is that old people language.

Yes.

Update w/ lolGaruda.

Diminutive Elves from Disco Hell (4-0) v Semarang Red Dwarfs (3-1) Whoowee, we got us a genuine slobberknocker here folks. The popular funktastic upstarts of SEAPL do not have to go looking for Somebody to Love http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pls6Z-Z9u5g as the name alone is enough to like. Semarang OTOH is the tough newcomer w/ veteran builders who do one thing, win. Their only loss thus far is to a successful WL team in 3KW. Like a Seeker http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CR-ZAnil_Mw they can't seem to find enough prey. This could be a great game as the excellent lilliputian armies of SEAPL do battle.
Red Dwarfs 27, Smurftails 24


funny shit. srsly

I'm rooting for the Winos unless the Monks are playing them now that PDP has already played them. The name is infectious. Love it.

Still love that nickname you gave us though, I lold hard when I first saw that.