Because Texan is being a bully about my offense, I decided to help him
Texan's Preseason Top 10
Note: I never claim to be accurate. This is a bit Naga-heavy but I think Naga is a much stronger conference this season.
1. Saigon Whores (Naga)
The second best team in Naga from last season now looks like the prohibitive favorite this time out unless someone has some tricks up their sleeves. See that Whores, Texan thinks the Penguins can beat you again. What a dink huh?
2. Tet Offensive (lolgaruda)
Talk of 20-0 begins as Tet returns stronger than ever but there are many stumbling blocks on the way. New coaching staff huh. Wow Texan, way to make friends
3. The Blue (Naga)
Maybe a bit of a surprise in this spot but I have a feeling they take that next step to home playoff team that they have talked about since oh, like season 7.It takes time to get something right. Cut people slack Texan.
4. Bangalore Monsoon (lolgaruda)
Bangalore is once again loaded with top talent and good coaching. They will contend all the way for the title.Like Texan, I have nothing of substance to add, most likely because I don't know Banglore.
5. Palembang Drunken Monks (Naga)
Don't sleep on the Monks, they have some great dots and their inexperienced OC will get better as the season progresses. Too many Spy's and not enough Voom
6. Shadow Lake Snakeheads (Naga)
Another tough team in a stacked Naga Conference. They will threaten to play at least until day 38, but can anyone beat Saigon? Their biggest flaw is that they don't have obnoxious posters as GM's. WOrk on that guys if you want to get to WL
7. Portland Dirty Penguins (Naga)
Another rebuilt Naga team with a lot of talent, but will they find direction and waddle their way up the standings once again after an off-year 7th seed? Offense is run by a superstar who gets not respect. Defense is meh. Owner is meh meh. Bathrooms are clean though
8. Semarang Red Dwarfs (Naga)
The only new team to make my initial rankings, Semarang has vets coaching the team and aren't really "new" by practical standards at all. Their roster is a bit old and that could come back to bit them as the season progresses. Texan has a thread in the PDP forum called "Let's take this streak too". What a dick, right?
9. Lucid DREAM (lolgaruda)
I have a feeling this team picks up steam as they go and I would not be surprised to see them pull a playoff upset or two. Creepiest team name by far.
10. Tibet Psychonaughts (Naga)
A really nice roster still and now with some Pro experience they are a sure playoff team, but how will they be come playoff time? Only owner I know of that is too cool for Vowels
Honorable Mention: Hong Kong Hustlers (Naga)
HKH had a terrible season in their Pro debut but I have the sense they will surprise a lot of teams this time around. Very serious, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CW54W9y6-eU
Buffalo Rampage (lolgaruda)
I hesitate to ever count them out. Sneaky team, I agree.
I hope you enjoyed that Texan. I will get back to my ofalefense now.
Texan's Preseason Top 10
Note: I never claim to be accurate. This is a bit Naga-heavy but I think Naga is a much stronger conference this season.
1. Saigon Whores (Naga)
The second best team in Naga from last season now looks like the prohibitive favorite this time out unless someone has some tricks up their sleeves. See that Whores, Texan thinks the Penguins can beat you again. What a dink huh?
2. Tet Offensive (lolgaruda)
Talk of 20-0 begins as Tet returns stronger than ever but there are many stumbling blocks on the way. New coaching staff huh. Wow Texan, way to make friends
3. The Blue (Naga)
Maybe a bit of a surprise in this spot but I have a feeling they take that next step to home playoff team that they have talked about since oh, like season 7.It takes time to get something right. Cut people slack Texan.
4. Bangalore Monsoon (lolgaruda)
Bangalore is once again loaded with top talent and good coaching. They will contend all the way for the title.Like Texan, I have nothing of substance to add, most likely because I don't know Banglore.
5. Palembang Drunken Monks (Naga)
Don't sleep on the Monks, they have some great dots and their inexperienced OC will get better as the season progresses. Too many Spy's and not enough Voom
6. Shadow Lake Snakeheads (Naga)
Another tough team in a stacked Naga Conference. They will threaten to play at least until day 38, but can anyone beat Saigon? Their biggest flaw is that they don't have obnoxious posters as GM's. WOrk on that guys if you want to get to WL
7. Portland Dirty Penguins (Naga)
Another rebuilt Naga team with a lot of talent, but will they find direction and waddle their way up the standings once again after an off-year 7th seed? Offense is run by a superstar who gets not respect. Defense is meh. Owner is meh meh. Bathrooms are clean though
8. Semarang Red Dwarfs (Naga)
The only new team to make my initial rankings, Semarang has vets coaching the team and aren't really "new" by practical standards at all. Their roster is a bit old and that could come back to bit them as the season progresses. Texan has a thread in the PDP forum called "Let's take this streak too". What a dick, right?
9. Lucid DREAM (lolgaruda)
I have a feeling this team picks up steam as they go and I would not be surprised to see them pull a playoff upset or two. Creepiest team name by far.
10. Tibet Psychonaughts (Naga)
A really nice roster still and now with some Pro experience they are a sure playoff team, but how will they be come playoff time? Only owner I know of that is too cool for Vowels
Honorable Mention: Hong Kong Hustlers (Naga)
HKH had a terrible season in their Pro debut but I have the sense they will surprise a lot of teams this time around. Very serious, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CW54W9y6-eU
Buffalo Rampage (lolgaruda)
I hesitate to ever count them out. Sneaky team, I agree.
I hope you enjoyed that Texan. I will get back to my ofalefense now.
Get to mopping up the bathrooms Meech...
