"Erin Andrews here, reporting for GLB-SPN, your headquarters for all things Dotball.
I am here with U-SLAP Rookie Goatse "Big Hole" Tubgirl, fullback for the Bratislava Lambeau Leapers.
Tell me Mr Tubgirl - "
"Call me Goatse"
"OK. Tell me Goatse, how do you think a team from Bratislava made it to the US Pro Leagues."
"Practice Erin, practice and dedication"
"No Goatse, I mean, Bratislava isn't in the US, its in Slovakia."
"Oh THAT question again. Well Erin, Bratislava is actually a suburb of Chicago."
"Really"
"Sure, well, at least it was after a certain meeting with a man named Obama back in the late 90s. It's amazing what a little palm greasing can do in Chicago"
"Well you are here now, and recently you have been at the center of some contro-"
"Shut your filthy whore mouth Ms. Andrews. Don't confuse the player with the agent."
"Did you just call me -"
"Oh, I am sorry. Erin. Erin, I forgot you hate to be called Ms."
"Thank you"
"Anyway, my agent is just being protective, he is just looking out for Mrs Tubgirl's baby boy."
"I see. Regardless, you must find it distracting."
"Not at all, I am ready to play. We have been doing 2 a days for a while, and this weekend we finally got a chance to blow off some steam and relax before the season starts"
"Yes, I am staying at your hotel, it does get a little loud. Last night I swear I heard a drill"
"I heard that too, right after your shower, when you were drying off"
"YEs!! How strange that you know that"
I am here with U-SLAP Rookie Goatse "Big Hole" Tubgirl, fullback for the Bratislava Lambeau Leapers.
Tell me Mr Tubgirl - "
"Call me Goatse"
"OK. Tell me Goatse, how do you think a team from Bratislava made it to the US Pro Leagues."
"Practice Erin, practice and dedication"
"No Goatse, I mean, Bratislava isn't in the US, its in Slovakia."
"Oh THAT question again. Well Erin, Bratislava is actually a suburb of Chicago."
"Really"
"Sure, well, at least it was after a certain meeting with a man named Obama back in the late 90s. It's amazing what a little palm greasing can do in Chicago"
"Well you are here now, and recently you have been at the center of some contro-"
"Shut your filthy whore mouth Ms. Andrews. Don't confuse the player with the agent."
"Did you just call me -"
"Oh, I am sorry. Erin. Erin, I forgot you hate to be called Ms."
"Thank you"
"Anyway, my agent is just being protective, he is just looking out for Mrs Tubgirl's baby boy."
"I see. Regardless, you must find it distracting."
"Not at all, I am ready to play. We have been doing 2 a days for a while, and this weekend we finally got a chance to blow off some steam and relax before the season starts"
"Yes, I am staying at your hotel, it does get a little loud. Last night I swear I heard a drill"
"I heard that too, right after your shower, when you were drying off"
"YEs!! How strange that you know that"
