Texan's Week 14 Picks
Current Record: 177-31
Won't have time for this tomorrow, so here you go.
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Naga
Bali (7-6) v Saigon (12-1)
Saigon gets the second of the killer B teams this week. Bali is fresh off an upset at the hands of CMM, probably because they've been crunching numbers on ways to beat Saigon. Unfortunately for them I think they're using a Commodore. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUEI7mm8M7Q Tough draw this time for Bali but at least coach is taking them to Burger King after. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_PaCFZdryw Saigon 52, Bali 14.
NBA (12-1) v Monks (11-2)
The Monks are back on track after beating old rival PDP, giving Boomy a Coke and a smile. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weAZn3VdH_c The Jam may want to put a damper on that mood and I hear when they talk people listen. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PwP1EjaBik Look for the Monks to come a lot more correct than they did against Saigon. Jam 31, Monks 20.
SLS (11-2) v PDP (6-7)
PDP is a world of trouble now after losing to the Monks. Far from out of the playoff race but they'll have to work 9 to 5 like Emery http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOakAH_8m74 SLS is looking great and likely has a top 4 seed locked up, so kick back with a Dr. Pepper boys http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtLOb6eLWpk Ya, it's my team dammit. PDP 30, SLS 27.
Tibet (9-4) v Bacolod (6-7)
Both teams got worked a bit last time out but both are eying this week for playoff positioning, though Bacolod may need a bit more fuel to where they want http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHGtXG0nYpw Hop in that Taurus and get to work boys. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UboNdrFi7KU Tibet 38, Bacolod 24.
Thai (8-5) v PPW (0-13)
Thai can clinch a playoff spot with a win here, I wonder if they can manage? Play a little longer, win a little longer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCxiuuJVT-8 Get in shape PPW. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfweaRUDIy4 Thai 135, PPW 0.
The Blue (7-6) v SCSK (4-9)
Blue has a great shot to two one of those 2 playoffs spots between them, PDP, Bali and Bacolod but obviously have to win here considering their last two games. You will see one if not two 8-8 teams in the playoffs, which is not exactly a Hallmark moment in Naga history http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DenLheWZrs Will SCSK gameplan and give them a fight this time or are they just In 'N Out of the stadium? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fN2vhoyYWcE Blue 35, SCSK 20.
Mekong (4-9) v Rumrunners (0-13)
Mekong has had a very fine run over the past few seasons and they're not done winning this one yet, good to the last drop http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iudQfIAhNLg The Rumrunners not so much but they're fighters for sure, just more like Joe Piscapo at the moment. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy6P7NSrH2U Mekong 24, Rumrunners 3.
HKH (4-9) v CMM (2-11)
Don't look now but CMM has some sting left in them as it looks like their new generation is coming around http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NykiB5HW8gY HKH is looking forward to next season when their dots are older instead of playing at Toys R Us http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJJ-ZLdrTwY CMM 38, HKH 34.
garuda
LSP (12-1) v Bangalore (13-0)
The big-time matchup of the week, so I'm going to kick back with some Nestea and enjoy this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rqRx__HI9c Bangalore better not relax too much though because LSP is very dangerous, so they should fuel up with a nutritious breakfast http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcS1wJaxW6U Did I mention this should be good? Bangalore 34, LSP 27.
Krungthep (12-1) v Dharma (CPU)
This is the NOT big-time matchup of the week, so maybe go do something more fun like go to Sears. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzgjow-vFKE Or Safeway http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6EVq6wdIbU Or pretty much anywhere else. Krungthep 255, Dharma 0.
Tet (11-2) v Buffalo (9-4)
Damn, this should be good too. You wanna get strong like these two teams, drink your milk http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjy9TEFvtAs Or if you don't, eat at KFC every day http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcaoPsalFcI I am actually pretty intrigued by this one. Tet 35, Buffalo 31.
Sweatshop (8-5) v RSR (2-11)
RSR gets back in the win column so Kudos to them http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86IbCNDmpoU The Sweatshop is looking good for the playoffs but will certainly have a tough first round opponent on the road, better start booking those Holiday Inn reservations http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQGod-PXzcw Sweatshop 42, RSR 14.
Lucid (7-6) v Sydney (5-8)
Disappointing loss to a hot Ottawa team for Lucid and now they face a desperate Sydney team trying to avoid playoff elimination because they don't have enough wins in the bank http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQ05tYK28JI Lucid would love a win for insurance here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31XlsXGoV4c Lucid 30, Sydney 10.
BKK (5-8) v Ottawa (6-7)
Huge win for Ottawa last time but now every game is a playoff game for them, especially with BKK right on their ass http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYUEhSHutCo Oh, BKK, not BK. Anyway, I think Ottawa prefers Mikey D's http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plIJlH8MFhc Should be a great game. Ottawa 33 BKK 24.
Singapore (5-8) v Lampang (5-8)
Both teams are still alive but night night to the loser http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fgei8_Xx2vE I'm sure the Canes would love to forget their last game for sure but at least another loss would leave them Care Free of playoff thoughts http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRv7_YCp3BA Lampang 17, Singapore 16
Danang (4-9) v MMJ (1-12)
Danang is toast for the playoffs, but not a horrible first pro season, at least nothing a few buds won't fix http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gziutVBSgzY MMJ may need something a little stronger like some Jack and Tylenol http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6EBNti7Vo0 Danang 65, MMJ 10.
Current Record: 177-31
Won't have time for this tomorrow, so here you go.
Please pardon our commercial interruption. Cheesy 80s commercials that is...
Naga
Bali (7-6) v Saigon (12-1)
Saigon gets the second of the killer B teams this week. Bali is fresh off an upset at the hands of CMM, probably because they've been crunching numbers on ways to beat Saigon. Unfortunately for them I think they're using a Commodore. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUEI7mm8M7Q Tough draw this time for Bali but at least coach is taking them to Burger King after. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_PaCFZdryw Saigon 52, Bali 14.
NBA (12-1) v Monks (11-2)
The Monks are back on track after beating old rival PDP, giving Boomy a Coke and a smile. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weAZn3VdH_c The Jam may want to put a damper on that mood and I hear when they talk people listen. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PwP1EjaBik Look for the Monks to come a lot more correct than they did against Saigon. Jam 31, Monks 20.
SLS (11-2) v PDP (6-7)
PDP is a world of trouble now after losing to the Monks. Far from out of the playoff race but they'll have to work 9 to 5 like Emery http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOakAH_8m74 SLS is looking great and likely has a top 4 seed locked up, so kick back with a Dr. Pepper boys http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtLOb6eLWpk Ya, it's my team dammit. PDP 30, SLS 27.
Tibet (9-4) v Bacolod (6-7)
Both teams got worked a bit last time out but both are eying this week for playoff positioning, though Bacolod may need a bit more fuel to where they want http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHGtXG0nYpw Hop in that Taurus and get to work boys. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UboNdrFi7KU Tibet 38, Bacolod 24.
Thai (8-5) v PPW (0-13)
Thai can clinch a playoff spot with a win here, I wonder if they can manage? Play a little longer, win a little longer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCxiuuJVT-8 Get in shape PPW. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfweaRUDIy4 Thai 135, PPW 0.
The Blue (7-6) v SCSK (4-9)
Blue has a great shot to two one of those 2 playoffs spots between them, PDP, Bali and Bacolod but obviously have to win here considering their last two games. You will see one if not two 8-8 teams in the playoffs, which is not exactly a Hallmark moment in Naga history http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DenLheWZrs Will SCSK gameplan and give them a fight this time or are they just In 'N Out of the stadium? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fN2vhoyYWcE Blue 35, SCSK 20.
Mekong (4-9) v Rumrunners (0-13)
Mekong has had a very fine run over the past few seasons and they're not done winning this one yet, good to the last drop http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iudQfIAhNLg The Rumrunners not so much but they're fighters for sure, just more like Joe Piscapo at the moment. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy6P7NSrH2U Mekong 24, Rumrunners 3.
HKH (4-9) v CMM (2-11)
Don't look now but CMM has some sting left in them as it looks like their new generation is coming around http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NykiB5HW8gY HKH is looking forward to next season when their dots are older instead of playing at Toys R Us http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJJ-ZLdrTwY CMM 38, HKH 34.
garuda
LSP (12-1) v Bangalore (13-0)
The big-time matchup of the week, so I'm going to kick back with some Nestea and enjoy this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rqRx__HI9c Bangalore better not relax too much though because LSP is very dangerous, so they should fuel up with a nutritious breakfast http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcS1wJaxW6U Did I mention this should be good? Bangalore 34, LSP 27.
Krungthep (12-1) v Dharma (CPU)
This is the NOT big-time matchup of the week, so maybe go do something more fun like go to Sears. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzgjow-vFKE Or Safeway http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6EVq6wdIbU Or pretty much anywhere else. Krungthep 255, Dharma 0.
Tet (11-2) v Buffalo (9-4)
Damn, this should be good too. You wanna get strong like these two teams, drink your milk http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjy9TEFvtAs Or if you don't, eat at KFC every day http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcaoPsalFcI I am actually pretty intrigued by this one. Tet 35, Buffalo 31.
Sweatshop (8-5) v RSR (2-11)
RSR gets back in the win column so Kudos to them http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86IbCNDmpoU The Sweatshop is looking good for the playoffs but will certainly have a tough first round opponent on the road, better start booking those Holiday Inn reservations http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQGod-PXzcw Sweatshop 42, RSR 14.
Lucid (7-6) v Sydney (5-8)
Disappointing loss to a hot Ottawa team for Lucid and now they face a desperate Sydney team trying to avoid playoff elimination because they don't have enough wins in the bank http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQ05tYK28JI Lucid would love a win for insurance here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31XlsXGoV4c Lucid 30, Sydney 10.
BKK (5-8) v Ottawa (6-7)
Huge win for Ottawa last time but now every game is a playoff game for them, especially with BKK right on their ass http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYUEhSHutCo Oh, BKK, not BK. Anyway, I think Ottawa prefers Mikey D's http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plIJlH8MFhc Should be a great game. Ottawa 33 BKK 24.
Singapore (5-8) v Lampang (5-8)
Both teams are still alive but night night to the loser http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fgei8_Xx2vE I'm sure the Canes would love to forget their last game for sure but at least another loss would leave them Care Free of playoff thoughts http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRv7_YCp3BA Lampang 17, Singapore 16
Danang (4-9) v MMJ (1-12)
Danang is toast for the playoffs, but not a horrible first pro season, at least nothing a few buds won't fix http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gziutVBSgzY MMJ may need something a little stronger like some Jack and Tylenol http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6EBNti7Vo0 Danang 65, MMJ 10.
