Allow me to introduce to you "Tom Bradylicious"
http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=1911661
Tom or as he likes to be called "Magnum" is a man among boys in the ranks of Silver Dot Ball. Tom's success on the gridiron is mirrored by his success off the field as well.
Tom's accomplishments to date consist of:
Taking the virginity of a complete Jr. Varsity squad of cheerleaders by the age of 12.
Winning back to back High School State Championships
When Tom was 18 he completed the first 3 Hour Keg Stand ever to be certified by the GBOWR consuming 10 gallons.
Tom has his own line of AfterShave
Tom knocked out Chuck Norris
Tom has thrown for 10 TD's this season while playing part time.
Tom married Gizzelle.
Tom has hopes of continued success after DotBall and hopes to go into Politics. He feels he is a shoe-in to be the 2012 Rep Candidate for President and feels he should win the Nobel Peace Prize just for being himself.
http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=1911661
Tom or as he likes to be called "Magnum" is a man among boys in the ranks of Silver Dot Ball. Tom's success on the gridiron is mirrored by his success off the field as well.
Tom's accomplishments to date consist of:
Taking the virginity of a complete Jr. Varsity squad of cheerleaders by the age of 12.
Winning back to back High School State Championships
When Tom was 18 he completed the first 3 Hour Keg Stand ever to be certified by the GBOWR consuming 10 gallons.
Tom has his own line of AfterShave
Tom knocked out Chuck Norris
Tom has thrown for 10 TD's this season while playing part time.
Tom married Gizzelle.
Tom has hopes of continued success after DotBall and hopes to go into Politics. He feels he is a shoe-in to be the 2012 Rep Candidate for President and feels he should win the Nobel Peace Prize just for being himself.
