Warrior General Games

Welcome to week number 11!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AA9maAERDAs
Do you really need a reason to listen to the Beatles? I thought not.

Well I gotta’ say, teams are really stepping it up and that is great to see!
If you keep up on scores, just check out how close some of these games are.
Sarajevo vs Stirling = 23-14
Old School vs Buda Pest = 23-20
Vilnius vs Bucharest = 26-16
Belgrade vs Portland = 23-9
Nolaha vs Stryden = 27-24
Sofia vs Minsk = 34-23
Ares vs Munich = 24-6
Arkadak vs Short Bus = 24-7

If you check out NThomas’ predictions and spreads (which I do and so should you!), you will see that most of these games should have been decided by a lot more than they were. So looks like teams are stepping up their game play and showing off their GLBalls.
Great job to you teams for stepping it up, win or lose.
SALUTE!!


The Theme Song Edition of the Sport’s Page!
Yes, this is the Theme Song Edition of the Sport’s Page!
Every season I try to find a song that fits your team or has a connection to your team name and put it up for the whole world to see and this season is no different!
So enjoy the songs and let’s get to some DOTBALL!!!


Celebrity News and Gossip
Well if you haven’t been keeping up on the stat races, then you are pretty stupid.
The Passing race is tighter than a virgin on Bukkake Night at the hot Chick Lounge!
Big Ben Bomber and Vince Ferragamo are neck and neck for the passing title.
Silky Jackson and Brian Lowbyocho are just a dick hair from each other in the receiver’s race.
And there are 4 RB’s all hauling major ass to get the rushing title!
"Runnin' for" Miles Patrick, Velocitor Starr, Porch Junkie and Gerald Lewis are all in the mix!
The rushing title is wide ass open, like my ex on Bukkake Night at the Hot Chick Lounge……………..that slut.
So keep up the good work and best of luck to reaching a title this season!


The Free Agent Frenzy – A foundation for wayward players and agents
Right now I would like to talk to you all about something very serious.
Player abuse.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnL1e4-NfaA *** play the song while reading the story for full depressing effect ***
No, it’s not a late night, bedtime activity. It’s when players get set loose in the wild and need to find a good home or when agents are abused by cruel and abusive owners. So many players get retired due to not being able to find a good team or they succumb to the elements because they have no home and some end up in low budget Brazilian porn movies doing guy on guy flicks, those poor bastards.
Some players go days or even seasons without getting any experience because they have no team to call home.
Well, there is a new forum in town that is dedicated to helping players find some good homes.
The “Free Agent Frenzy” is up and running and available to anyone that wants to join the forum and post their players up so they may have a chance at finding a new home.
If you are a team recruiter, GM or owner, why not join the forum and give a player in need a starting position, a ST spot or even a back up role. Every position counts and they are dedicated to finding every player a team, nay, a FAMILY, that they can become a part of and call home. *sniffle*
You may not be so lucky to get adopted by Angelina Jolie, but there are plenty of teams looking for upstanding, good quality, God fearing players like yourselves.
Won’t you adopt a player today?

Please contact JeremyH74, to get access to the forum, so every player can have a fighting chance at finding a home.
http://goallineblitz.com/game/home.pl?user_id=201676

Remember that this forum is just starting up and is open to everyone, so there is plenty of room to post your player up and that makes for a great chance at finding them a new home. Not a lot of agents there yet, but that means you will get some prime advertising for your players and for your team as well.
So please take the time to post this or JeremyH74’s link on your team forum to help anyone on your team that may have an unwanted or abused player in their stable.

* brought to you by the Sarah McLaughlin Foundation for Abused Players and Agents *


***SA’s Player of the Week***
This week the POW honor goes to the HB of the Sofia Spiders, Velocitor Starr.
Starr rolled over the Ninjas for 309 tards on 26 carries and 1 TD, which made for an 11 yard avg/carry!
Simply fantastic!
He helped his team get a big win over the Minsk Ninjas, 34-23.
So here’s to you, Velocitor Starr………………..
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/GuinnessBeer.jpg
SALUTE!!


Did your theme song rock the charts?
Or was it a one hit wonder?
God dammitt!! How many times do I gotta’ say this?! Read the Sport’s Page and find out, chuckle heads!!!!


I think if there was a theme song for the Sport’s Page, it would have to be a fun andhappy song and the title would have to be……………….


………………….LET’S DO THIS SHIT!!!


You may or may not agree with them, but this is how I see them.

****ALPHA CONFERENCE POWER RANKINGS****

LW = Last Week ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched


#1 Short Bus Allstars (10-0) LW1 - I guess you guys can keep napping.
I will.....Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...........
Next opponent: at #4 Ares Assassins (7-3)
Theme Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWrpqXOwLlg

#2 Sofia Spiders (8-2) LW4 - I love match ups like this, gives me time to catch up on my knitting…………….when I say “knitting” it usually means I’m whacking it……………and when I say “whacking it”, that usually means I’m masturbating…………and when I say masturbating, I am talking about beating the meat…………..which usually means I’m having a “session”…………..which means I’m “knitting”……….which is my code for whacking it.
Now I’m too wore out from explaining to finish “knitting”……..…crap!
Next opponent: #13 Alexandrovsk Conquerors (2-8)
Theme Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuYN3NmfIjA

#3 Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps (7-3) LW6 - Oh, another game, another win, another step towards the playoffs.
Next opponent: #11 Ukraine Freight Train (4-6)
Theme Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZb3Xya7jQ8

#4 Ares Assassins (7-3) LW7 - And the slide down begins.
Next opponent: #1 Short Bus Allstars (10-0)
Theme Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDN4gsTxVZo

#5 Old School (7-3) LW8 - Class dismissed!
No need to game plan here, so enjoy the W and be back for school tomorrow.
Next opponent: at #15 Hollywood TimberWolves (1-9)
Theme Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fAi8Jc2hrw
– I know, I know, I know. This is such a lame song and I’m embarrassed I even remember it, but I just remember wanting to bang each and every one of those chicks in the video!

#6 Minsk Ninjas (7-3) LW2 - Get your sneaky ninja asses to the GOW!
Next opponent: at #8 Buda Pests (7-3)
Theme Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BNWmnHPFvE

#7 Arkadak Arsenal (7-3) LW3 – Well that win streak had to come to a halt sooner or later. There are six games left so maybe you can start a nother long win streak heading into the playoffs.
Next opponent: #9 Sarajevo Black Hand (6-4)
Theme Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ous4RnqzwgY

#8 Buda Pests (7-3) LW5 - GOW!
GO!!!
Next opponent: #6 Minsk Ninjas (7-3)
Theme Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYuzt9ubKh0

#9 Sarajevo Black Hand (6-4) LW9 - Oy.
Just when you get yourselves back in the race, they give you the Arsenal to play.
Like I said……..oy.
Next opponent: at #7 Arkadak Arsenal (7-3)
Theme Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKHFUKZ-IXE

#10 Stirling Four Horsemen (4-6) LW10 - A win here would be nice, but I’m not sure if it will help you win an invite this season.
Next opponent: #14 Vladivostok Voodoo (1-9)
Theme Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ng9uGizNtY

#11 Ukraine Freight Train (4-6) LW12 - Ok, to the left is respectability from going out on your own terms and to the right is the Hot Chick Lounge.
I think you know what what’s up.
Next opponent: at #3 Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps (7-3)
Theme Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4Ij0sU-p4M

#12 Munich ManiAx (3-7) LW11 - Finally a win and a breather. Whew!
Next opponent: at #16 Saratov Catrades (0-10)
Theme Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsJukf6_B4s

#13 Alexandrovsk Conquerors (2-8) LW13 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2005/11Tavia/Tavia-18.jpg
Next opponent: at #2 Sofia Spiders (8-2)
Theme Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEofr0Z-W48

#14 Vladivostok Voodoo (1-9) LW14 – Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2005/11Minnie/Minnie-38.jpg
Next opponent: at #10 Stirling Four Horsemen (4-6)
Theme Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85zp1zVVDAQ

#15 Hollywood TimberWolves (1-9) LW15 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2005/03-LeighAnn/LeighAnn-30.jpg
Next opponent: #5 Old School (7-3)
Theme Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJRCE6e2xIg

#16 Saratov Catrades (0-10) LW16 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2005/10Heather/Heather-42.jpg
Next opponent: #12 Munich ManiAx (3-7)
Theme Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoG62Wi8twU


*****WEEK 11 ALPHA CONFERENCE PREDICTIONS*****

So I’ll keep track of my predictions week by week just to see if I am any dam good. In the Game of the Week's (GOW) I'll go up against my old pal, the On Line Magic 8 Ball http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball/
Yes, I really do consult an On Line Magic 8 Ball.

Here's my prediction record week by week.

Week 1: 5-3 Week 2: 5-3 Week 3: 6-2 Week 4: 5-3 Week 5: 5-3 Week 6: 7-1 Week 7: 7-1 Week 8: 6-2 Week 9: 7-1 Week 10: 6-2

Overall: 59-21
SA’s GOW: 6-4
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 3-7

#1 Short Bus Allstars (10-0) at #4 Ares Assassins (7-3) = Short Bus Allstars
Game Rating: 1/6 beers

#6 Minsk Ninjas (7-3) at #8 Buda Pests (7-3) = Minsk Ninjas
Game Rating: 6/6 beers

#9 Sarajevo Black Hand (6-4) at #7 Arkadak Arsenal (7-3) = Arkadak Arsenal
Game Rating: 4/6 beers

#11 Ukraine Freight Train (4-6) at #3 Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps (7-3) = Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps
Game Rating: 2/6 beers

#13 Alexandrovsk Conquerors (2-8) at #2 Sofia Spiders (8-2) = Sofia Spiders
Game Rating: 2/6 beers

#14 Vladivostok Voodoo (1-9) at #10 Stirling Four Horsemen (4-6) = Stirling Four Horsemen
Game Rating: 2/6 beers

#5 Old School (7-3) at #15 Hollywood TimberWolves (1-9) = Old School
Game Rating: 1/6 beers

#12 Munich ManiAx (3-7) at #16 Saratov Catrades (0-10) = Munich ManiAx
Game Rating: 1/6 beers


*Game Of The Week* (GOW)
#6 Minsk Ninjas (7-3) at #8 Buda Pests (7-3) –
A huge rankings battle in the Alpha GOW!
Ninjas and Pests both need wins to keep pace with the other big heavies of Alpha!
Like peanut butter and tuna fish, it’s two great things that go great together!
This one is a Lady Gaga match!
We will play songs by Lady Gaga continuously until ears start bleeding and the first team to scream in pure agony from the continuous crap being forced upon their ears will be deemed the losing team.
I think I’d rather have my nuts get caught in a mouse trap.
I really don’t want to do this to you guys, but it’s gotta’ be done.
Bort!
Let’s sim this bitch!
May God have mercy on their souls.
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball
Question: Will the Ninjas beat the Pests?
8 Ball's answer: Yes.
SA's Pick: Minsk Ninjas
Magic 8 Ball Pick: Minsk Ninjas

23/48 beers! – Now we’re back to where we should be! 23 beers and three great match ups to look out for this week!
The Black Hand and the Arsenal go at it!
The Ninjas and the Pests go at it in the GOW!
And tonight, me and my hand will go at it!
Life is good.

Let’s do this shit!!


Good luck to all the teams in the Alpha!

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****ZETA CONFERENCE POWER RANKINGS****

LW = Last Week Ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched


#1 Stewart Ballers (10-0) LW1 - Remember last week I said you could take time to scratch your balls?
Keep scratching.
Next opponent: #16 The Cape Town Cubicles (0-10)
Theme Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YUuyzQDmjY

#2 Stryden Blitzkrieg Balls (9-1) LW2 - Welcome to double digit wins!! Yay!
Next opponent: #11 Jefferson City Bucks (4-6)
Theme Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9_gBFBpgKg

#3 Vilnius Velociraptors (9-1) LW3 - You shouldn’t have too much trouble getting your tenth win.
Next opponent: #7 Chernobyl Aftermath (6-4)
Theme Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T65rW_SIzg0

#4 C-Town Hoodlums (9-1) LW4 - GOW! Get back to the GOW before the police come to pick you guys up!
Next opponent: at #6 Rome Raiders (6-4)
Theme Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IYrtNWbAh0

#5 Portland Niners (6-4) LW5 - I’ll never forgive you guys for making me do Nick the Dick. But you guys need to get back to winning or there may not be a playoff slot left for you.
Next opponent: #8 Buffalo WarZone (5-5)
Theme Song: Ok, lemme’ explain this one before you click the link. I can usually find a song for any team, but I admit the Portland Niners had me stumped. So I went with the owner JT, the only thing I could think of was Justin Timberlake (JT) and I’m no J-Timberlake fan except for this one song…………….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psECmEjyOuM

#6 Rome Raiders (6-4) LW7 - GOW?
Again?
Something is going on in Rome?
I would like to call for a steroid investigation by Congress, please.
Next opponent: #4 C-Town Hoodlums (9-1)
Theme Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOyyrB1wj04

#7 Chernobyl Aftermath (6-4) LW6 - Hellas and Odessa should give you 8 wins and Vilnius and C-Town should give you 6 losses. So the two big deciding games will be Portland and Belgrade. Make sure you win one of those games to secure you a post season invite.
Next opponent: at #3 Vilnius Velociraptors (9-1)
Theme Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtLNCzePzx4

#8 Buffalo WarZone (5-5) LW9 - Ok, if the BLAZE could beat the Niners, you guys have got a shot as well.
No more bets though.
Next opponent: at #5 Portland Niners (6-4)
Theme Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX7V6FAoTLc

#9 Belgrade Blaze (4-6) LW10 - 5 wins coming up. You really don’t like the Hot Chick Lounge, do you?
Next opponent: at #15 Odessa Mojo (1-9)
Theme Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upenR6n7xWY

#10 Nolaha K&B Purple Spider Pigs (4-6) LW8 - Have a good time getting that easy fifth win. Congrats.
Next opponent: at #13 Russian Revolution (2-8)
Theme Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZEd3zsQgg4

#11 Jefferson City Bucks (4-6) LW11 - Well, you guys are slowly inching your way back towards the Lounge. We usually don’t allow pets into the Lounge, unless on a leash…………..I hope your into bondage.
Next opponent: at #2 Stryden Blitzkrieg Balls (9-1)
Theme Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgyWniQ3pw8

#12 Bucharest Warriors (2-8) LW12 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2005/09Denise/Denise-47.jpg
Next opponent: at #14 Hellas Hoplites (2-8)
Theme Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ee2YFJKYF8Y

#13 Russian Revolution (2-8) LW13 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2005/02Brandy/Brandy-43.jpg
Next opponent: #10 Nolaha K&B Purple Spider Pigs (4-6)
Theme Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiKJQeG5E2o

#14 Hellas Hoplites (2-8) LW14 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2005/03Jenni/Jenni-19.jpg
Next opponent: #12 Bucharest Warriors (2-8)
Theme Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIcS0S8DkDc

#15 Odessa Mojo (1-9) LW15 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2005/05Thea/Thea-16.jpg
Next opponent: #10 Belgrade Blaze (4-6)
Theme Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaQ_6yEA_q4

#16 The Cape Town Cubicles (0-10) LW16 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2005/10Stephanie/Stephanie-18.jpg
Next opponent: at #1 Stewart Ballers (10-0)
Theme Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KS9xqr7FzFI


*****WEEK 11 ZETA CONFERENCE PREDICTIONS*****

Here's my prediction record week by week.

Week 1: 5-3 Week 2: 7-1 Week 3: 7-1 Week 4: 6-2 Week 5: 7-1 Week 6: 6-2 Week 7: 7-1 week 8: 6-2 Week 9: 7-1 Week 10: 6-2

Overall: 64-16
SA’s GOW: 7-3
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 5-5

#4 C-Town Hoodlums (9-1) at #6 Rome Raiders (6-4) = C-Town Hoodlums
Game Rating: 6/6 beers

#7 Chernobyl Aftermath (6-4) at #3 Vilnius Velociraptors (9-1) = Vilnius Velociraptors
Game Rating: 5/6 beers

#8 Buffalo WarZone (5-5) at #5 Portland Niners (6-4) = Portland Niners
Game Rating: 4/6 beers

#11 Jefferson City Bucks (4-6) at #2 Stryden Blitzkrieg Balls (9-1) = Stryden Blitzkrieg Balls
Game Rating: 2/6 beers

#10 Nolaha K&B Purple Spider Pigs (4-6) at #13 Russian Revolution (2-8) = Nolaha K&B Purple Spider Pigs
Game Rating: 2/6 beers

#12 Bucharest Warriors (2-8) at #14 Hellas Hoplites (2-8) = Bucharest Warriors
Game Rating: 2/6 beers

#9 Belgrade Blaze (4-6) at #15 Odessa Mojo (1-9) = Belgrade Blaze
Game Rating: 2/6 beers

#16 The Cape Town Cubicles (0-10) at #1 Stewart Ballers (10-0) = Stewart Ballers
Game Rating: 1/6 beers


*Game Of The Week* (GOW)
#4 C-Town Hoodlums (9-1) at #6 Rome Raiders (6-4) -
Well we here at the Sport’s Page have come up with some devious, evil, cruel and torturous types of matches for you guys to go through.
But I believe we have saved one of the most cruel for this one.
In fact, 9 out of 10 members of the management team of the Sport’s Page have all called this one, and I quote, “the closest thing that could come to pure hell”.
Wow.
We are going to let this one be decided by having the two combatants join an online Beta American Football MMO that is simulated by moving colored dots.
I have no idea where the Sport’s Page staff comes up with these plans of pure terror, but I find it disgusting, terrifying, evil, and insidious and yet it is all strangely arousing.
Ok Bort!
Turn this sim loose!
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball
Question: Will the Hoodlums beat the Raiders?
8 Ball's answer: As I see it, yes.
SA's Pick: C-Town Hoodlums
Magic 8 Ball Pick: C-Town Hoodlums

24/48 beers! – Woo hoo! 24 beers and three great games to look for in Zeta!!
The WarZone need a win over the Niners to get back in the playoff race! The Niners need the win to keep ahead of the pack on their way to the playoffs!
The Aftermath needs this win over Vilnius to keep in the playoff race! The Velociraptors need the win to keep pace with the other teams in the top 4!
And in the GOW, Rome wants to keep on the playoff trail by getting the win over the Hoodlums! C-Town needs this win to stay in the top 4 as they make a drive towards the post season jamboree!
Games are getting more and more important and if that is the case, then why not watch it while enjoying the smooth flavor of a Lucky Strike cigarette…………
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/1956schaeferbeerandluckystrikead.jpg

Let’s do this shit!!


Good luck to all the teams in Zeta!

Great job SA!

Epic shit!

Really think ares on basic ai with some cpu players will be a 6 beer game? cmon now..

Originally posted by seanb1979
Really think ares on basic ai with some cpu players will be a 6 beer game? cmon now..

Probably have to drink 6 beers to even want to watch it......LMAO!

WTG SA.....Vintage!

tavias boobies are quite special

Originally posted by seanb1979
Really think ares on basic ai with some cpu players will be a 6 beer game? cmon now..

1/6 beers............check again!

had to change some stuff because I posted it before reading other threads.
I'm glad you're around to point that shit out tho, whew! That could have been disastrous!!!

Had to edit, so drink your 6 beers and go drive the short bus.

From two to seven after a close one with the allstars?? You are a cruel mistress SA....

Originally posted by dlux67
From two to seven after a close one with the allstars?? You are a cruel mistress SA....

Exactly what I was thinking.

Fantastic work, SA!

Originally posted by Smiling Assasain
#11 Jefferson City Bucks (4-6) LW11 - Well, you guys are slowly inching your way back towards the Lounge. We usually don’t allow pets into the Lounge, unless on a leash…………..I hope your into bondage.
Next opponent: at #2 Stryden Blitzkrieg Balls (9-1)
Theme Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgyWniQ3pw8
You throw us in due to a loss to Stryden (whom all but the Ballers have fallen to) and we'll be the first to come out of the lounge to compete in the post-season.

Mark that down, bitch!

Originally posted by dlux67
From two to seven after a close one with the allstars?? You are a cruel mistress SA....

LMAO....cruel mistress....LOL that's a good one.

Originally posted by adamantenigma

You throw us in due to a loss to Stryden (whom all but the Ballers have fallen to) and we'll be the first to come out of the lounge to compete in the post-season.
Mark that down, bitch!
Oh we aren't in yet, but once a team has gone in, they have never come out. If you're able to pull it off, I salute you!

aftermath fighting for a playoff spot

I'm only ranking them based on how they looked vs my team, but below Shortbus I'd go like this:

Minsk
Arsenal
Sofia

Originally posted by seanb1979
I'm only ranking them based on how they looked vs my team, but below Shortbus I'd go like this:

Minsk
Arsenal
Sofia




Thanks SeanB. I think forcing some fumbles against y'all was huge, but y'all got INTs against us which really hurt.

SA,

This is great stuff. Keep it up it's very entertaining and makes this league fun.