Texan's Week 10 Picks
Current Record: 127-17
Alright Young MC, grab your boyz and head out of the hood, it's 80s rap and hip hop week.
Naga
Monks (9-0) v CMM (1-8)
The Monks are are so relaxed at this point it's like "Goin' Back to Cali". CMM is looking good to avoid relegation and haole says that's "My Philosphy". Monks have been rolling and it is likely to continue here before they get to their mega back-ended schedule. Monks 42, CMM 27.
Saigon (9-0) v PDP (5-4)
Saigon gets what looks like a much easier game than their last two and they're ignoring all chants of "Don't Believe the Hype". PDP will try to show they're true "Colors" and at least make a fight of it. Besides, it's my team, I can predict what I want for a spread! Saigon 35, PDP 17.
NBA (8-1) v Tibet (7-2)
Tibet continues along their 2 week murderer's row tour with the Jam's "Wild Thing" offense. They are hoping to deliver "The Message" that they are a legit playoff contender...but will they? Jam 35, Tibet 28.
SLS (8-1) v Rumrunners (0-9)
SLS was shocked by Thai last time out and don't care to repeat that this week, but may the rum boys can slip in some "Funky Cold Medina" and have a shot to challenge the alleged "King of Rock". Probably not. SLS 65, Rumrunners 3.
Bali (5-4) v The Blue (4-5)
In the playoff race, the loser here will likely be standing on the sidelines like they was poindexter, while the winner will "Bust a Move". Just "Walk This Way" to the playoffs. Bali 20, The Blue 17.
Bacolod (4-5) v Thai (4-5)
A critical matchup for playoff positioning for both teams and both better bring it to "Fight for Your Right (To Party)" in the playoffs. It will be no "Rapper's Delight" for the one who is watching everyone else in the postseason. Should be a good game, but Thai is really starting to roll. Thai 35, Bacolod 20.
SCSK (3-6) v HKH (2-7)
HKH is almost safe from relegation at this point but I'm sure they'd like to add a couple more wins to the Pro resume, but I doubt SCSK will just say "It's Yours". Someone's headed to "Beat Street". SCSK 30, HKH 20.
Mekong (2-7) v PPW (0-9)
Mekong is not used to being out of the playoff picture, but that is where they are right now, not in their normal "Krush Groove". PPW would still have to be "Criminal Minded" to think they win this game. Mekong 56, PPW 6.
garuda
Krungthep (9-0) v Buffalo (7-2)
Questions about Krungthep's early soft schedule has evaporated and they're thinking "Can't Touch This". Buffalo may have other ideas on the matter but they'll have to bring their A+ game if they want to hang in this one or they'll get rolled like some "Buttermilk Biscuits". Krungthep 45, Buffalo 20
Bangalore (9-0) v Danang (2-7)
The tortuous schedule continues for Danang and their lines feel "Lyte as a Rock". For Bangalore though this season is "Stricly Business". Bangalore 52, Danang 17.
Tet (9-0) v RSR (1-8)
There is similarly no rest for a weary RSR squad in search of a relegation beater on the schedule so they don't get run "Straight Outta Compton". Tet meanwhile is "Raising Hell" all over the place and probably plan to do so here as well. At least once polar is done with his latest ban... Tet 49, RSR 10.
LSP (8-1) v Lampang (5-4)
You know Lampang doesn't want to lose another one here but LSP is "Tougher Than Leather". LSP plans to "Push It" real good after that Krungthep game. LSP 35, Lampang 16.
Sweatshop (5-4) v Ottawa (3-6)
The Sweatshop is rolling and Ottawa is on a roll of sorts as well. The workers are rioting saying hey "We Want Some P**" (family rated) and they plan to live like it's "Summertime" with their newfound success. My advice: don't overlook a game Ottawa squad. Sweatshop 27, Ottawa 24.
Sydney (4-5) v MMJ (1-8)
Sydney keeps screwing me on the picks, but not this week, I "Say No Go". MMJ, "You're Gonna Gets Yours" here, but you'll be back. Sydney 56, MMJ 3.
Lucid (4-5) v Dharma (CPU)
Certainly not the season Lucid hoped for so far, but they get a win here. You know, Dharma's "Parent Just Don't Understand". Lucid 255, Dharma 0.
Singapore (3-6) v BKK (3-6)
Dark days for the BKK crew, but have no "Fear of a Black Planet". Everyone starts the season saying "I Think I Can Beat Mike Tyson", but there is still plenty of time left to turn it around--at least for the winner. BKK 28, Singapore 20.
Current Record: 127-17
Alright Young MC, grab your boyz and head out of the hood, it's 80s rap and hip hop week.
Naga
Monks (9-0) v CMM (1-8)
The Monks are are so relaxed at this point it's like "Goin' Back to Cali". CMM is looking good to avoid relegation and haole says that's "My Philosphy". Monks have been rolling and it is likely to continue here before they get to their mega back-ended schedule. Monks 42, CMM 27.
Saigon (9-0) v PDP (5-4)
Saigon gets what looks like a much easier game than their last two and they're ignoring all chants of "Don't Believe the Hype". PDP will try to show they're true "Colors" and at least make a fight of it. Besides, it's my team, I can predict what I want for a spread! Saigon 35, PDP 17.
NBA (8-1) v Tibet (7-2)
Tibet continues along their 2 week murderer's row tour with the Jam's "Wild Thing" offense. They are hoping to deliver "The Message" that they are a legit playoff contender...but will they? Jam 35, Tibet 28.
SLS (8-1) v Rumrunners (0-9)
SLS was shocked by Thai last time out and don't care to repeat that this week, but may the rum boys can slip in some "Funky Cold Medina" and have a shot to challenge the alleged "King of Rock". Probably not. SLS 65, Rumrunners 3.
Bali (5-4) v The Blue (4-5)
In the playoff race, the loser here will likely be standing on the sidelines like they was poindexter, while the winner will "Bust a Move". Just "Walk This Way" to the playoffs. Bali 20, The Blue 17.
Bacolod (4-5) v Thai (4-5)
A critical matchup for playoff positioning for both teams and both better bring it to "Fight for Your Right (To Party)" in the playoffs. It will be no "Rapper's Delight" for the one who is watching everyone else in the postseason. Should be a good game, but Thai is really starting to roll. Thai 35, Bacolod 20.
SCSK (3-6) v HKH (2-7)
HKH is almost safe from relegation at this point but I'm sure they'd like to add a couple more wins to the Pro resume, but I doubt SCSK will just say "It's Yours". Someone's headed to "Beat Street". SCSK 30, HKH 20.
Mekong (2-7) v PPW (0-9)
Mekong is not used to being out of the playoff picture, but that is where they are right now, not in their normal "Krush Groove". PPW would still have to be "Criminal Minded" to think they win this game. Mekong 56, PPW 6.
garuda
Krungthep (9-0) v Buffalo (7-2)
Questions about Krungthep's early soft schedule has evaporated and they're thinking "Can't Touch This". Buffalo may have other ideas on the matter but they'll have to bring their A+ game if they want to hang in this one or they'll get rolled like some "Buttermilk Biscuits". Krungthep 45, Buffalo 20
Bangalore (9-0) v Danang (2-7)
The tortuous schedule continues for Danang and their lines feel "Lyte as a Rock". For Bangalore though this season is "Stricly Business". Bangalore 52, Danang 17.
Tet (9-0) v RSR (1-8)
There is similarly no rest for a weary RSR squad in search of a relegation beater on the schedule so they don't get run "Straight Outta Compton". Tet meanwhile is "Raising Hell" all over the place and probably plan to do so here as well. At least once polar is done with his latest ban... Tet 49, RSR 10.
LSP (8-1) v Lampang (5-4)
You know Lampang doesn't want to lose another one here but LSP is "Tougher Than Leather". LSP plans to "Push It" real good after that Krungthep game. LSP 35, Lampang 16.
Sweatshop (5-4) v Ottawa (3-6)
The Sweatshop is rolling and Ottawa is on a roll of sorts as well. The workers are rioting saying hey "We Want Some P**" (family rated) and they plan to live like it's "Summertime" with their newfound success. My advice: don't overlook a game Ottawa squad. Sweatshop 27, Ottawa 24.
Sydney (4-5) v MMJ (1-8)
Sydney keeps screwing me on the picks, but not this week, I "Say No Go". MMJ, "You're Gonna Gets Yours" here, but you'll be back. Sydney 56, MMJ 3.
Lucid (4-5) v Dharma (CPU)
Certainly not the season Lucid hoped for so far, but they get a win here. You know, Dharma's "Parent Just Don't Understand". Lucid 255, Dharma 0.
Singapore (3-6) v BKK (3-6)
Dark days for the BKK crew, but have no "Fear of a Black Planet". Everyone starts the season saying "I Think I Can Beat Mike Tyson", but there is still plenty of time left to turn it around--at least for the winner. BKK 28, Singapore 20.
