It’s here! It’s here!
Week 7 is here!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAMayvJ2_gM
If you are a team in the top 8 of the conference, don’t look back because there are team’s knockin’ at your back door!
The race is far from over and the 8 playoff spots are wide ass open as we head towards the mid-point of the season!
Celebrity News and Gossip
The Alpha and Zeta MVP races are in full swing and players are really stepping up to the plate and getting a hat trick on 4th and goal!!
In Alpha, Old School RB, Kogel Michalak is in the lead for the Offensive MVP and Jim Marshall of the Sofia Spiders is leading the Defensive MVP candidates,
And of course, Diggity Dog of the Ukraine Freight Train is the Alpha ST MVP leader.
And over in Zeta we have Jeff City HB, Patrick “Runnin’ for” Miles ahead in the Offensive MVP race and on the defensive side of things it’s Sack Town of the Chernobyl Aftermath with the lead heading to the halfway point of the season.
And on the ST MVP, it’s Odessa Mojo punter Cancer Wei heading up the pack.
Keep up the great job so far and good luck.
***SA’s Player of the Week***
The POW this week goes to Chernobyl Aftermath HB Gerald Lewis for his performance against the Spider Pigs.
116 yards on 13 rushes with 2 catches for 31 yard sand a TD helped his team come back in the second half and steal the win away from Nolaha.
So here’s to you, Gerald Lewis………………..
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/GuinnessBeer.jpg
SALUTE!!
Will we have a new Alpha #1?
Will have a new Zeta #1?
If anyone is going to McDonald’s, will you get me a #1?
Quit asking questions, leave the McDonald’s on my door step and read the Sport’s Page, chuckleheads!!
Welcome to McDonald’s, may I take your order?
I’ll take a #1, please.
Would you like to super size that?
Well, um, let me think, uhm……………..
………………….LET’S DO THIS SHIT!!!……….that will be $6.45, thank you.
You may or may not agree with them, but this is how I see them.
****ALPHA CONFERENCE POWER RANKINGS****
LW = Last Week ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched
#1 Short Bus Allstars (6-0) LW1 - Back to the GOW!
Next opponent: at #3 Buda Pests (5-1)
#2 Old School (5-1) LW2 - This game should be a GOW, it’s too bad the #1 and #3 teams are playing the same week.
Huge game anyway and if you get the win, we are all going……STREAKING!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7KWNdXScjg
Next opponent: at #4 Minsk Ninjas (4-2)
#3 Buda Pests (5-1) LW5 - It’s your turn in the GOW!
Next opponent: #1 Short Bus Allstars (6-0)
#4 Minsk Ninjas (4-2) LW6 - It will be tough to knock out Old school, but you need this win to move up.
The #1 and #3 teams play each other so this is the week to make a big move.
Next opponent: #2 Old School (5-1)
#5 Arkadak Arsenal (4-2) LW7 – Enjoy the free W, compliments of the Saratov Catrades.
Saratov, come for the win and stay for the all you can eat buffets.
Next opponent: #16 Saratov Catrades (0-6)
#6 Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps (4-2) LW8 - Need this win badly, not only to keep pace but this could be one of those games that gives you an edge to decide who gets a playoff spot and who doesn’t.
Next opponent: at #10 Stirling Four Horsemen (4-2)
#7 Sofia Spiders (4-2) LW3 - Get back on track quick with a win, because the Velociraptors are up after this one.
Next opponent: #9 Sarajevo Black Hand (4-2)
#8 Ares Assassins (4-2) LW4 - A win here could help knock out a team that’s having trouble right now.
It’s always fun to be the team that can knock out another team.
Next opponent: #11 Ukraine Freight Train (2-4)
#9 Sarajevo Black Hand (4-2) LW9 - With only two easy games left to play, you need every win you can get to make the post season party.
Next opponent: at #7 Sofia Spiders (4-2)
#10 Stirling Four Horsemen (4-2) LW10 - A win here would definitely move you up to a nicer spot and give you an edge at the end of the season.
Next opponent: #6 Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps (4-2)
#11 Ukraine Freight Train (2-4) LW11 - Maybe the Freight Train should pull into the station and get some repairs done for the rest of the season.
Maybe get an upgrade or two and come back strong next season.
Next opponent: at #8 Ares Assassins (4-2)
#12 Munich ManiAx (1-5) LW12 - There you go, a second win coming up. Now we just need a third…..and a fourth…..and a fifth…..
Next opponent: at #15 Hollywood TimberWolves (1-5)
#13 Alexandrovsk Conquerors (1-5) LW13 - Wow! TWO wins.
Next opponent: #14 Vladivostok Voodoo (0-6)
#14 Vladivostok Voodoo (0-6) LW14 - I’m trying to give you guys the benefit of the doubt, but 0-6 may be too much to come back from.
Win now or forever be in the Hot Chick Lounge.
Next opponent: at #13 Alexandrovsk Conquerors (1-5)
#15 Hollywood TimberWolves (1-5) LW15 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2005/12Madeline/Madeline-16.jpg
Next opponent: #12 Munich ManiAx (1-5)
#16 Saratov Catrades (0-6) LW16 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2005/01Angel/Angel-12.jpg
Next opponent: at #5 Arkadak Arsenal (4-2)
*****WEEK 7 ALPHA CONFERENCE PREDICTIONS*****
So I’ll keep track of my predictions week by week just to see if I am any dam good. In the Game of the Week's (GOW) I'll go up against my old pal, the On Line Magic 8 Ball http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball/
Yes, I really do consult an On Line Magic 8 Ball.
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 1: 5-3 Week 2: 5-3 Week 3: 6-2 Week 4: 5-3 Week 5: 5-3 Week 6: 7-1
Overall: 33-15
SA’s GOW: 3-3
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 2-4
#6 Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps (4-2) at #10 Stirling Four Horsemen (4-2) = Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps
Game Rating: 5/6 beers
#9 Sarajevo Black Hand (4-2) at #7 Sofia Spiders (4-2) = Sofia Spiders
Game Rating: 5/6 beers
#2 Old School (5-1) at #4 Minsk Ninjas (4-2) = Old School
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#1 Short Bus Allstars (6-0) at #3 Buda Pests (5-1) = Short Bus Allstars
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#11 Ukraine Freight Train (2-4) at #8 Ares Assassins (4-2) = Ares Assassins
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#14 Vladivostok Voodoo (0-6) at #13 Alexandrovsk Conquerors (1-5) = Alexandrovsk Conquerors
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#12 Munich ManiAx (1-5) at #15 Hollywood TimberWolves (1-5) = Munich ManiAx
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#16 Saratov Catrades (0-6) at #5 Arkadak Arsenal (4-2) = Arkadak Arsenal
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
*Game Of The Week* (GOW)
#1 Short Bus Allstars (6-0) at #3 Buda Pests (5-1) -
There are those that believe that the Pests should be #1.
There are those that believe that the Allstars are the true #1 team in all of Alpha.
There are those that believe this game will signal the end of times.
And there are those that believe that the government should regulate such games…….damn democrats!!
Personally, I believe we just need to get this one sim’d already!
#1 vs #3!
Allstars vs Pests!
Cats vs dogs, men vs women, boxer’s vs briefs, Coke vs Pepsi!
No other great rivalry comes close to this one!
Rules?
Fuck the rules!
There are no rules!
If you need rules for this one you need to go back to sucking on your mother’s teet!
Take the chains off, throw a hunk of meat in the middle of the ring, slam the doors shut and whoever comes out hungry is the loser!!
Good luck chuckleheads.
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball
Question: Will the Allstars beat the Pests?
8 Ball's answer: My sources say no.
SA's Pick: Short Bus Allstars
Magic 8 Ball Pick: Buda Pests
28/48 beers! – I think I’m having a heart attack!
Four games rated at 5 beers or more?!
This must be what heaven is like.
The Black Hand vs the Spiders!
The Sea Wasps vs the Four Horsemen!
Old School vs the Ninjas!
The Allstars vs the Pests in the GOW!
FUCK…..ME!!!!!
Just hook the IV tube up to a beer and let the games begin!!!
Let’s do this shit!!
Good luck to all the teams in the Alpha!
____________________________________________________________________________
****ZETA CONFERENCE POWER RANKINGS****
LW = Last Week Ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched
#1 Stewart Ballers (6-0) LW1 - G…..O…..W!
Next opponent: at #3 Vilnius Velociraptors (6-0)
#2 C-Town Hoodlums (6-0) LW2 - Make sure you get the win here and keep your eyes on the GOW, there could be a significant change if the balers lose.
Next opponent: at #10 Nolah K&B Purple Spider Pigs (2-4)
#3 Vilnius Velociraptors (6-0) LW3 - Get to the GOW…………NOW!!!!
Next opponent: #1 Stewart Ballers (6-0)
#4 Stryden Blitzkrieg Balls (5-1) LW4 - You’ve got a 1 game lead over your closest competition, so the strategy should be to just keep the W’s coming to keep your #4 spot. There are only 2 teams left on the schedule that can compete with you guys, so it shouldn’t be too hard to do.
Next opponent: #13 Bucharest Warriors (1-5)
#5 Portland Niners (4-2) LW5 -
Still on vacation.
Be back in two more weeks.
Next opponent: #16 The Cape Town Cubicles (0-6)
#6 Chernobyl Aftermath (4-2) LW6 - Whew! You just barely got by the Spider Pigs to keep you in the race, but your old pals the Bucks are up next and you know how tough they can be.
Next opponent: at #8 Jefferson City Bucks (3-3)
#7 Buffalo WarZone (3-3) LW7 - At 6-6 your foot is in the door to the playoffs, but you just need to get as many wins as you can to get you through it.
Here’s a chance at another win.
Next opponent: at #9 Russian Revolution (2-4)
#8 Jefferson City Bucks (3-3) LW8 - To keep moving up means you have to keep winning games and with the Aftermath up next, it won’t be such an easy task.
Definitely need a win here because the Hood is coming up after this game.
Next opponent: #6 Chernobyl Aftermath (4-2)
#10 Nolah K&B Purple Spider Pigs (2-4) LW10 - Hit the Fast Forward button to get past this game and work on the next one.
Next opponent: #2 C-Town Hoodlums (6-0)
#9 Russian Revolution (2-4) LW9 - I dunno’. There is a lot of football left to be simulated and you guys have only shown up against the very weak teams.
This Revolution might have been over before it started.
Next opponent: #7 Buffalo WarZone (3-3)
#11 Rome Raiders (2-4) LW11 - This game and two others seem to be the only games you guys might actually have a chance at winning.
Oy.
Next opponent: #12 Belgrade Blaze (2-4)
#12 Belgrade Blaze (2-4) LW12 -
Originally posted by Tigroklaws
Blaze are not ready for the Hot Chick Lounge just yet.
If you can’t beat the Raiders, I will have to differ with you on that.
Go get’em Blaze!
Next opponent: at #11 Rome Raiders (2-4)
#13 Bucharest Warriors (1-5) LW13 - Do we have to play this one?
I mean, couldn’t we just phone in the win to the Balls?
Next opponent: at #4 Stryden Blitzkrieg Balls (5-1)
#14 Hellas Hoplites (1-5) LW14 - Here is your chance for a second win this season.
It won’t help any, but if you do win I promise to put you in the Hot Chick Lounge next week.
And if you lose, I promise to put you in the Hot Chick Lounge next week.
Next opponent: #15 Odessa Mojo (0-6)
#15 Odessa Mojo (0-6) LW15 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2005/04Deanna/Deanna-01.jpg
Next opponent: at #14 Hellas Hoplites (1-5)
#16 The Cape Town Cubicles (0-6) LW16 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2005/02Elisha/Elisha-01.jpg
Next opponent: at #5 Portland Niners (4-2)
*****WEEK 7 ZETA CONFERENCE PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 1: 5-3 Week 2: 7-1 Week 3: 7-1 Week 4: 6-2 Week 5: 7-1 Week 6: 6-2
Overall: 32-8
SA’s GOW: 5-1
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 2-4
#1 Stewart Ballers (6-0) at #3 Vilnius Velociraptors (6-0) = Stewart Ballers
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#2 C-Town Hoodlums (6-0) at #10 Nolah K&B Purple Spider Pigs (2-4) = C-Town Hoodlums
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#12 Belgrade Blaze (2-4) at #11 Rome Raiders (2-4) = Belgrade Blaze
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#7 Buffalo WarZone (3-3) at #9 Russian Revolution (2-4) = Buffalo WarZone
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#6 Chernobyl Aftermath (4-2) at #8 Jefferson City Bucks (3-3) = Chernobyl Aftermath
Game Rating: 4/6 beers
#15 Odessa Mojo (0-6) at #14 Hellas Hoplites (1-5) = Hellas Hoplites
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#16 The Cape Town Cubicles (0-6) at #5 Portland Niners (4-2) = Portland Niners
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#13 Bucharest Warriors (1-5) at #4 Stryden Blitzkrieg Balls (5-1) = Stryden Blitzkrieg Balls
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
*Game Of The Week* (GOW)
#1 Stewart Ballers (6-0) at #3 Vilnius Velociraptors (6-0) -
Holy shipknots!!
Ballers and Velociraptors in one stadium?
That’s right, chuckleheads! The battle for #1 is at stake yet again and this time it’s the Velociraptors that are challenging for the right to be called numero uno!
Two undefeated teams will be locking it up in the squared circle and there is nothing we can do aboutr it!
Would you really want to?
Hell no!!!
Only three stipulations:
No tea bagging!
No sharking!
And definitely wipe your feet before entering Thunder Dome; I like to keep a tidy stadium.
Good luck chuckleheads.
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball
Question: Will the Ballers beat the Velociraptors?
8 Ball's answer: You may rely on it.
SA's Pick: Stewart Ballers
Magic 8 Ball Pick: Stewart Ballers
23/48 beers! – We got two great match ups coming at ya’ this week!
The Jefferson City Bucks and the Chernobyl Aftermath go at each other in a rankings battle where both teams could definitely use the win!
The #1 Stewart Ballers and the #3 Vilnius Velociraptors take each other on in the GOW in a top 3 battle that could have us crowning a new #1 team for Zeta!
Let’s do this shit!!
Good luck to all the teams in Zeta!
Week 7 is here!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAMayvJ2_gM
If you are a team in the top 8 of the conference, don’t look back because there are team’s knockin’ at your back door!
The race is far from over and the 8 playoff spots are wide ass open as we head towards the mid-point of the season!
Celebrity News and Gossip
The Alpha and Zeta MVP races are in full swing and players are really stepping up to the plate and getting a hat trick on 4th and goal!!
In Alpha, Old School RB, Kogel Michalak is in the lead for the Offensive MVP and Jim Marshall of the Sofia Spiders is leading the Defensive MVP candidates,
And of course, Diggity Dog of the Ukraine Freight Train is the Alpha ST MVP leader.
And over in Zeta we have Jeff City HB, Patrick “Runnin’ for” Miles ahead in the Offensive MVP race and on the defensive side of things it’s Sack Town of the Chernobyl Aftermath with the lead heading to the halfway point of the season.
And on the ST MVP, it’s Odessa Mojo punter Cancer Wei heading up the pack.
Keep up the great job so far and good luck.
***SA’s Player of the Week***
The POW this week goes to Chernobyl Aftermath HB Gerald Lewis for his performance against the Spider Pigs.
116 yards on 13 rushes with 2 catches for 31 yard sand a TD helped his team come back in the second half and steal the win away from Nolaha.
So here’s to you, Gerald Lewis………………..
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo227/jason41470/GuinnessBeer.jpg
SALUTE!!
Will we have a new Alpha #1?
Will have a new Zeta #1?
If anyone is going to McDonald’s, will you get me a #1?
Quit asking questions, leave the McDonald’s on my door step and read the Sport’s Page, chuckleheads!!
Welcome to McDonald’s, may I take your order?
I’ll take a #1, please.
Would you like to super size that?
Well, um, let me think, uhm……………..
………………….LET’S DO THIS SHIT!!!……….that will be $6.45, thank you.
You may or may not agree with them, but this is how I see them.
****ALPHA CONFERENCE POWER RANKINGS****
LW = Last Week ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched
#1 Short Bus Allstars (6-0) LW1 - Back to the GOW!
Next opponent: at #3 Buda Pests (5-1)
#2 Old School (5-1) LW2 - This game should be a GOW, it’s too bad the #1 and #3 teams are playing the same week.
Huge game anyway and if you get the win, we are all going……STREAKING!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7KWNdXScjg
Next opponent: at #4 Minsk Ninjas (4-2)
#3 Buda Pests (5-1) LW5 - It’s your turn in the GOW!
Next opponent: #1 Short Bus Allstars (6-0)
#4 Minsk Ninjas (4-2) LW6 - It will be tough to knock out Old school, but you need this win to move up.
The #1 and #3 teams play each other so this is the week to make a big move.
Next opponent: #2 Old School (5-1)
#5 Arkadak Arsenal (4-2) LW7 – Enjoy the free W, compliments of the Saratov Catrades.
Saratov, come for the win and stay for the all you can eat buffets.
Next opponent: #16 Saratov Catrades (0-6)
#6 Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps (4-2) LW8 - Need this win badly, not only to keep pace but this could be one of those games that gives you an edge to decide who gets a playoff spot and who doesn’t.
Next opponent: at #10 Stirling Four Horsemen (4-2)
#7 Sofia Spiders (4-2) LW3 - Get back on track quick with a win, because the Velociraptors are up after this one.
Next opponent: #9 Sarajevo Black Hand (4-2)
#8 Ares Assassins (4-2) LW4 - A win here could help knock out a team that’s having trouble right now.
It’s always fun to be the team that can knock out another team.
Next opponent: #11 Ukraine Freight Train (2-4)
#9 Sarajevo Black Hand (4-2) LW9 - With only two easy games left to play, you need every win you can get to make the post season party.
Next opponent: at #7 Sofia Spiders (4-2)
#10 Stirling Four Horsemen (4-2) LW10 - A win here would definitely move you up to a nicer spot and give you an edge at the end of the season.
Next opponent: #6 Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps (4-2)
#11 Ukraine Freight Train (2-4) LW11 - Maybe the Freight Train should pull into the station and get some repairs done for the rest of the season.
Maybe get an upgrade or two and come back strong next season.
Next opponent: at #8 Ares Assassins (4-2)
#12 Munich ManiAx (1-5) LW12 - There you go, a second win coming up. Now we just need a third…..and a fourth…..and a fifth…..
Next opponent: at #15 Hollywood TimberWolves (1-5)
#13 Alexandrovsk Conquerors (1-5) LW13 - Wow! TWO wins.
Next opponent: #14 Vladivostok Voodoo (0-6)
#14 Vladivostok Voodoo (0-6) LW14 - I’m trying to give you guys the benefit of the doubt, but 0-6 may be too much to come back from.
Win now or forever be in the Hot Chick Lounge.
Next opponent: at #13 Alexandrovsk Conquerors (1-5)
#15 Hollywood TimberWolves (1-5) LW15 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2005/12Madeline/Madeline-16.jpg
Next opponent: #12 Munich ManiAx (1-5)
#16 Saratov Catrades (0-6) LW16 - Click the pic.
http://www.bullz-eye.com/gnd/2005/01Angel/Angel-12.jpg
Next opponent: at #5 Arkadak Arsenal (4-2)
*****WEEK 7 ALPHA CONFERENCE PREDICTIONS*****
So I’ll keep track of my predictions week by week just to see if I am any dam good. In the Game of the Week's (GOW) I'll go up against my old pal, the On Line Magic 8 Ball http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball/
Yes, I really do consult an On Line Magic 8 Ball.
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 1: 5-3 Week 2: 5-3 Week 3: 6-2 Week 4: 5-3 Week 5: 5-3 Week 6: 7-1
Overall: 33-15
SA’s GOW: 3-3
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 2-4
#6 Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps (4-2) at #10 Stirling Four Horsemen (4-2) = Tyrrhenian Sea Wasps
Game Rating: 5/6 beers
#9 Sarajevo Black Hand (4-2) at #7 Sofia Spiders (4-2) = Sofia Spiders
Game Rating: 5/6 beers
#2 Old School (5-1) at #4 Minsk Ninjas (4-2) = Old School
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#1 Short Bus Allstars (6-0) at #3 Buda Pests (5-1) = Short Bus Allstars
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#11 Ukraine Freight Train (2-4) at #8 Ares Assassins (4-2) = Ares Assassins
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#14 Vladivostok Voodoo (0-6) at #13 Alexandrovsk Conquerors (1-5) = Alexandrovsk Conquerors
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#12 Munich ManiAx (1-5) at #15 Hollywood TimberWolves (1-5) = Munich ManiAx
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#16 Saratov Catrades (0-6) at #5 Arkadak Arsenal (4-2) = Arkadak Arsenal
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
*Game Of The Week* (GOW)
#1 Short Bus Allstars (6-0) at #3 Buda Pests (5-1) -
There are those that believe that the Pests should be #1.
There are those that believe that the Allstars are the true #1 team in all of Alpha.
There are those that believe this game will signal the end of times.
And there are those that believe that the government should regulate such games…….damn democrats!!
Personally, I believe we just need to get this one sim’d already!
#1 vs #3!
Allstars vs Pests!
Cats vs dogs, men vs women, boxer’s vs briefs, Coke vs Pepsi!
No other great rivalry comes close to this one!
Rules?
Fuck the rules!
There are no rules!
If you need rules for this one you need to go back to sucking on your mother’s teet!
Take the chains off, throw a hunk of meat in the middle of the ring, slam the doors shut and whoever comes out hungry is the loser!!
Good luck chuckleheads.
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball
Question: Will the Allstars beat the Pests?
8 Ball's answer: My sources say no.
SA's Pick: Short Bus Allstars
Magic 8 Ball Pick: Buda Pests
28/48 beers! – I think I’m having a heart attack!
Four games rated at 5 beers or more?!
This must be what heaven is like.
The Black Hand vs the Spiders!
The Sea Wasps vs the Four Horsemen!
Old School vs the Ninjas!
The Allstars vs the Pests in the GOW!
FUCK…..ME!!!!!
Just hook the IV tube up to a beer and let the games begin!!!
Let’s do this shit!!
Good luck to all the teams in the Alpha!
____________________________________________________________________________
****ZETA CONFERENCE POWER RANKINGS****
LW = Last Week Ranking
* = Play Off spot clinched
#1 Stewart Ballers (6-0) LW1 - G…..O…..W!
Next opponent: at #3 Vilnius Velociraptors (6-0)
#2 C-Town Hoodlums (6-0) LW2 - Make sure you get the win here and keep your eyes on the GOW, there could be a significant change if the balers lose.
Next opponent: at #10 Nolah K&B Purple Spider Pigs (2-4)
#3 Vilnius Velociraptors (6-0) LW3 - Get to the GOW…………NOW!!!!
Next opponent: #1 Stewart Ballers (6-0)
#4 Stryden Blitzkrieg Balls (5-1) LW4 - You’ve got a 1 game lead over your closest competition, so the strategy should be to just keep the W’s coming to keep your #4 spot. There are only 2 teams left on the schedule that can compete with you guys, so it shouldn’t be too hard to do.
Next opponent: #13 Bucharest Warriors (1-5)
#5 Portland Niners (4-2) LW5 -
Still on vacation.
Be back in two more weeks.
Next opponent: #16 The Cape Town Cubicles (0-6)
#6 Chernobyl Aftermath (4-2) LW6 - Whew! You just barely got by the Spider Pigs to keep you in the race, but your old pals the Bucks are up next and you know how tough they can be.
Next opponent: at #8 Jefferson City Bucks (3-3)
#7 Buffalo WarZone (3-3) LW7 - At 6-6 your foot is in the door to the playoffs, but you just need to get as many wins as you can to get you through it.
Here’s a chance at another win.
Next opponent: at #9 Russian Revolution (2-4)
#8 Jefferson City Bucks (3-3) LW8 - To keep moving up means you have to keep winning games and with the Aftermath up next, it won’t be such an easy task.
Definitely need a win here because the Hood is coming up after this game.
Next opponent: #6 Chernobyl Aftermath (4-2)
#10 Nolah K&B Purple Spider Pigs (2-4) LW10 - Hit the Fast Forward button to get past this game and work on the next one.
Next opponent: #2 C-Town Hoodlums (6-0)
#9 Russian Revolution (2-4) LW9 - I dunno’. There is a lot of football left to be simulated and you guys have only shown up against the very weak teams.
This Revolution might have been over before it started.
Next opponent: #7 Buffalo WarZone (3-3)
#11 Rome Raiders (2-4) LW11 - This game and two others seem to be the only games you guys might actually have a chance at winning.
Oy.
Next opponent: #12 Belgrade Blaze (2-4)
#12 Belgrade Blaze (2-4) LW12 -
Originally posted by Tigroklaws
Blaze are not ready for the Hot Chick Lounge just yet.
If you can’t beat the Raiders, I will have to differ with you on that.
Go get’em Blaze!
Next opponent: at #11 Rome Raiders (2-4)
#13 Bucharest Warriors (1-5) LW13 - Do we have to play this one?
I mean, couldn’t we just phone in the win to the Balls?
Next opponent: at #4 Stryden Blitzkrieg Balls (5-1)
#14 Hellas Hoplites (1-5) LW14 - Here is your chance for a second win this season.
It won’t help any, but if you do win I promise to put you in the Hot Chick Lounge next week.
And if you lose, I promise to put you in the Hot Chick Lounge next week.
Next opponent: #15 Odessa Mojo (0-6)
#15 Odessa Mojo (0-6) LW15 - Click the pic.
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Next opponent: at #14 Hellas Hoplites (1-5)
#16 The Cape Town Cubicles (0-6) LW16 - Click the pic.
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Next opponent: at #5 Portland Niners (4-2)
*****WEEK 7 ZETA CONFERENCE PREDICTIONS*****
Here's my prediction record week by week.
Week 1: 5-3 Week 2: 7-1 Week 3: 7-1 Week 4: 6-2 Week 5: 7-1 Week 6: 6-2
Overall: 32-8
SA’s GOW: 5-1
Magic 8 Ball’s GOW: 2-4
#1 Stewart Ballers (6-0) at #3 Vilnius Velociraptors (6-0) = Stewart Ballers
Game Rating: 6/6 beers
#2 C-Town Hoodlums (6-0) at #10 Nolah K&B Purple Spider Pigs (2-4) = C-Town Hoodlums
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#12 Belgrade Blaze (2-4) at #11 Rome Raiders (2-4) = Belgrade Blaze
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#7 Buffalo WarZone (3-3) at #9 Russian Revolution (2-4) = Buffalo WarZone
Game Rating: 3/6 beers
#6 Chernobyl Aftermath (4-2) at #8 Jefferson City Bucks (3-3) = Chernobyl Aftermath
Game Rating: 4/6 beers
#15 Odessa Mojo (0-6) at #14 Hellas Hoplites (1-5) = Hellas Hoplites
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
#16 The Cape Town Cubicles (0-6) at #5 Portland Niners (4-2) = Portland Niners
Game Rating: 1/6 beers
#13 Bucharest Warriors (1-5) at #4 Stryden Blitzkrieg Balls (5-1) = Stryden Blitzkrieg Balls
Game Rating: 2/6 beers
*Game Of The Week* (GOW)
#1 Stewart Ballers (6-0) at #3 Vilnius Velociraptors (6-0) -
Holy shipknots!!
Ballers and Velociraptors in one stadium?
That’s right, chuckleheads! The battle for #1 is at stake yet again and this time it’s the Velociraptors that are challenging for the right to be called numero uno!
Two undefeated teams will be locking it up in the squared circle and there is nothing we can do aboutr it!
Would you really want to?
Hell no!!!
Only three stipulations:
No tea bagging!
No sharking!
And definitely wipe your feet before entering Thunder Dome; I like to keep a tidy stadium.
Good luck chuckleheads.
Magic 8 Ball says: http://av.vet.ksu.edu/flash/8ball
Question: Will the Ballers beat the Velociraptors?
8 Ball's answer: You may rely on it.
SA's Pick: Stewart Ballers
Magic 8 Ball Pick: Stewart Ballers
23/48 beers! – We got two great match ups coming at ya’ this week!
The Jefferson City Bucks and the Chernobyl Aftermath go at each other in a rankings battle where both teams could definitely use the win!
The #1 Stewart Ballers and the #3 Vilnius Velociraptors take each other on in the GOW in a top 3 battle that could have us crowning a new #1 team for Zeta!
Let’s do this shit!!
Good luck to all the teams in Zeta!
