I figured since no one else has done this, I would post it.
This is based on Preseason Games, Regular Season Games, and team loltalent.
Weight is given to the Regular Season games (7x more than Preseason) and to the most recent games played. The overall record of the franchise is not included in the rankings. Obviously, the rankings are not going to be a true value of each team until at least a few more regular season games are played, but here they are
Rnk ... Off ... Def ... SoS ... Team
1 ........ 6 ........ 11 ........ 0.438 ........ Indianapolis Gurupies
2 ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.750 ........ Moscow Mad Cows
3 ........ 3 ........ 1 ........ 0.250 ........ Eastern European Alliance
4 ........ 8 ........ 16 ........ 0.625 ........ Razorback Nation
5 ........ 10 ........ 14 ........ 0.313 ........ Taylor Bulldogs
6 ........ 5 ........ 5 ........ 0.063 ........ Melbourne Marvels
7 ........ 14 ........ 10 ........ 0.625 ........ Atlantis Lost Souls
8 ........ 23 ........ 17 ........ 0.438 ........ (N.M.I) Pagan Fire Eaters
9 ........ 20 ........ 25 ........ 0.313 ........ Springville Renagades
10 ........ 11 ........ 15 ........ 0.875 ........ Berlin Kreuzberg Red Stars
11 ........ 16 ........ 3 ........ 0.188 ........ Death Dealers
12 ........ 17 ........ 13 ........ 0.375 ........ Three Mile Island Meltdowns
13 ........ 2 ........ 7 ........ 0.125 ........ Gold Coast Michelin Men
14 ........ 15 ........ 21 ........ 0.188 ........ Telstar Rebels
15 ........ 4 ........ 12 ........ 0.250 ........ Freedom Town Band of Brothers
16 ........ 12 ........ 18 ........ 0.688 ........ Booty Island Green Goblins
17 ........ 7 ........ 6 ........ 0.250 ........ Gold Coast Vipers
18 ........ 9 ........ 20 ........ 0.250 ........ Christchurch Fighting Maori
19 ........ 30 ........ 24 ........ 0.875 ........ Rekohu Raptors
20 ........ 28 ........ 29 ........ 0.500 ........ Guam Chamoros Rising Sun Devils
21 ........ 18 ........ 4 ........ 0.625 ........ College Town NWA Feeble Minds
22 ........ 21 ........ 22 ........ 0.688 ........ Samoa Savages
23 ........ 27 ........ 31 ........ 0.813 ........ Tuvalu Matadors
24 ........ 22 ........ 9 ........ 0.250 ........ Micronesia Megalodons
25 ........ 24 ........ 19 ........ 0.688 ........ Guam Gorillas
26 ........ 19 ........ 8 ........ 0.563 ........ Vanuatu Volcano
27 ........ 31 ........ 30 ........ 0.813 ........ Guadalcanal Gunners
28 ........ 13 ........ 28 ........ 0.313 ........ Fiji Ventures
29 ........ 29 ........ 26 ........ 0.625 ........ Port Moresby Scallywags
30 ........ 25 ........ 23 ........ 0.813 ........ Samoa Flying Foxes
31 ........ 26 ........ 27 ........ 0.750 ........ Port Vila Mutiny
32 ........ 32 ........ 32 ........ 0.688 ........ Sydney Sea Dragons
This is based on Preseason Games, Regular Season Games, and team loltalent.
Weight is given to the Regular Season games (7x more than Preseason) and to the most recent games played. The overall record of the franchise is not included in the rankings. Obviously, the rankings are not going to be a true value of each team until at least a few more regular season games are played, but here they are

Rnk ... Off ... Def ... SoS ... Team
1 ........ 6 ........ 11 ........ 0.438 ........ Indianapolis Gurupies
2 ........ 1 ........ 2 ........ 0.750 ........ Moscow Mad Cows
3 ........ 3 ........ 1 ........ 0.250 ........ Eastern European Alliance
4 ........ 8 ........ 16 ........ 0.625 ........ Razorback Nation
5 ........ 10 ........ 14 ........ 0.313 ........ Taylor Bulldogs
6 ........ 5 ........ 5 ........ 0.063 ........ Melbourne Marvels
7 ........ 14 ........ 10 ........ 0.625 ........ Atlantis Lost Souls
8 ........ 23 ........ 17 ........ 0.438 ........ (N.M.I) Pagan Fire Eaters
9 ........ 20 ........ 25 ........ 0.313 ........ Springville Renagades
10 ........ 11 ........ 15 ........ 0.875 ........ Berlin Kreuzberg Red Stars
11 ........ 16 ........ 3 ........ 0.188 ........ Death Dealers
12 ........ 17 ........ 13 ........ 0.375 ........ Three Mile Island Meltdowns
13 ........ 2 ........ 7 ........ 0.125 ........ Gold Coast Michelin Men
14 ........ 15 ........ 21 ........ 0.188 ........ Telstar Rebels
15 ........ 4 ........ 12 ........ 0.250 ........ Freedom Town Band of Brothers
16 ........ 12 ........ 18 ........ 0.688 ........ Booty Island Green Goblins
17 ........ 7 ........ 6 ........ 0.250 ........ Gold Coast Vipers
18 ........ 9 ........ 20 ........ 0.250 ........ Christchurch Fighting Maori
19 ........ 30 ........ 24 ........ 0.875 ........ Rekohu Raptors
20 ........ 28 ........ 29 ........ 0.500 ........ Guam Chamoros Rising Sun Devils
21 ........ 18 ........ 4 ........ 0.625 ........ College Town NWA Feeble Minds
22 ........ 21 ........ 22 ........ 0.688 ........ Samoa Savages
23 ........ 27 ........ 31 ........ 0.813 ........ Tuvalu Matadors
24 ........ 22 ........ 9 ........ 0.250 ........ Micronesia Megalodons
25 ........ 24 ........ 19 ........ 0.688 ........ Guam Gorillas
26 ........ 19 ........ 8 ........ 0.563 ........ Vanuatu Volcano
27 ........ 31 ........ 30 ........ 0.813 ........ Guadalcanal Gunners
28 ........ 13 ........ 28 ........ 0.313 ........ Fiji Ventures
29 ........ 29 ........ 26 ........ 0.625 ........ Port Moresby Scallywags
30 ........ 25 ........ 23 ........ 0.813 ........ Samoa Flying Foxes
31 ........ 26 ........ 27 ........ 0.750 ........ Port Vila Mutiny
32 ........ 32 ........ 32 ........ 0.688 ........ Sydney Sea Dragons





























