Warrior General Games

It seems that everyone is writing their own guide these days. Mine won't go into all of the specifics, because you can use the other guides to get you that far.

0) Do well in Silver.
1) Take what you did in Silver, then do it better. Like way better.
2) Hope that you end up in the East with all of the easy teams. (You can't win a championship out of the East, but at least you'll have a shot at playoffs)
3) Shoot your mouth off in the forums talking about how great your 20-0 team is going to be in Gold.
4) Try not to lose too many games...
5) Try not to pull your hair out that even after all of your gameplanning that you still lost by a few touchdowns.
6) Try and keep positive... Gold crushes the spirits of all of the best teams, so at least things will be easier next season.

7) Take a season off every couple of seasons to avoid battle fatigue.
8) Remove all objects that can do bodily harm to you before watching a sim.
9) Drink...a lot.

Originally posted by PING72
7) Take a season off every couple of seasons to avoid battle fatigue.
8) Remove all objects that can do bodily harm to you before watching a sim.
9) Drink...a lot.

Exactly. If you are watching the sim, please don't have the entire bottle of JD beside you. Portion in out into little plastic cups or you are likely to do serious damage to yourself, your computer, or others using the glass bottle.

10) after you get knocked out of Gold, go 20-0 in silver the next season
11) repeat from step 3

12) If you lose a close game, blame it on the team chemistry
13) If the above doesn't work, change to morale issue

14) Ask LE to gameplan for you in your Silver playoffs.
15) If your defense is struggling - schedule a scrim with the Insane Asylum

Originally posted by middawg
14) Ask LE to gameplan for you in your Silver playoffs. o_O

ZING!

16) Give out Success advice after you become Successful

Originally posted by crims
16) Give out Success advice after you become Successful

WTF...is this is dump on Gerr day?!?...O_o

Don't worry, it's all good as I will let me team do the talking for me in Gold. (just hope it doesn't talk me down to Silver...hehe)

Originally posted by Gerr
WTF...is this is dump on Gerr day?!?...o_O

No Not at all.

Originally posted by Gerr
Don't worry, it's all good as I will let me team do the talking for me in Gold. (just hope it doesn't talk me down to Silver...hehe)

HHM's gonna woop yo ass!

Originally posted by Thunder66
HHM's gonna woop yo ass!

Surely HHM will beat someone this year. And then we can coin a new phrase:
You got compstomped!

Originally posted by middawg
14) Ask LE to gameplan for you in your Silver playoffs.


i LOL'd