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- ROUND 1 -

Jon’s Picks:

<’’’> <’’’> <’’’> WEST <’’’> <’’’> <’’’>

1. Chicago Hedgehogs vs. 8. SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL = Hedgehogs winning 55-17

4. New Jersey Battalion vs. 5. Bortsville Mystery Nerf = Battalion winning 51-23

2. Minnesota Marauders vs. 7. Austin Longhorns = Marauders winning 35-14

3. Summer Rental vs. 6. Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens = CCIA winning 20-27

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<’’’> <’’’> <’’’> EAST <’’’> <’’’> <’’’>

1. The Blazing Chocolate Turtles vs. 8. Vancouver Lions = Chocolate Turtles winning 45-13

4. Grand Haven Mist vs. 5. ***Official*** Footballguys = Mist winning 30-13

2. South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice vs. 7. Atlanta Purple Penguins = Mice winning 50-7

3. Minneapolis Masterminds vs. 6. Over The Rhine Red Dots = Masterminds winning 31-28

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Actual Results:

<’’’> <’’’> <’’’> WEST <’’’> <’’’> <’’’>

1. Chicago Hedgehogs vs. 8. SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL = Hedgehogs winning 70-13

4. New Jersey Battalion vs. 5. Bortsville Mystery Nerf = Battalion winning 19-17

2. Minnesota Marauders vs. 7. Austin Longhorns = Marauders winning 43-7

3. Summer Rental vs. 6. Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens = Summer Rental winning 41-10


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<’’’> <’’’> <’’’> EAST <’’’> <’’’> <’’’>

1. The Blazing Chocolate Turtles vs. 8. Vancouver Lions = Chocolate Turtles winning 83-7

4. Grand Haven Mist vs. 5. ***Official*** Footballguys = Mist winning 19-16

2. South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice vs. 7. Atlanta Purple Penguins = Mice winning 76-16

3. Minneapolis Masterminds vs. 6. Over The Rhine Red Dots = Over The Rhine Red Dots winning 9-13


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Jon’s Record = 6 - 2


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- ROUND 2 -


WESTERN CONFERENCE:

1. Chicago Hedgehogs vs. 4. New Jersey Battalion

A recap of their playoff game:

Chicago Hedgehogs

Chicago Hedgehogs 70 over SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL 13

Darrell Williams – "I am the USAPL MVP!!!!"
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Mexican Dave – "You need more people covering me."
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Hardy Ketchum – "Hey I'm 10 yards over here!"
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Hines Headly – "I've seen this play somewhere before."
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Rod Tidwell – "Which way did he go; which way did he go."
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New Jersey Battalion

New Jersey Battalion 19 over Bortsville Mystery Nerf 17

Steve Christie – "I can kick these all day long."
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Tim " HE15MAN" Crusher – "Good job stacking the box! No, seriously that's one stacked box over there!"
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Bort Baggins – "Did you really think you could stop Bort from scoring?"
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ElvisHB 3G – "You can't cover me!"
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Jon’s take on the game:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HK0l2tqFDvM

The Hedgehogs only beat the Battalion by 3 during the season, but if you're winning games by field goals; you're not beating the Hedgehogs.

I have the Hedgehogs winning 45-27

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2. Minnesota Marauders vs. 3. Summer Rental


A recap of their playoff game:

Minnesota Marauders

Minnesota Marauders 43 over Austin Longhorns 17

Joe Montana – "Man this is easy."
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Dominik Peterson – "Man I scared the crap out of their Free Safety! Did you see his ass run from me?"
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Hands Gruber – "Yo, the play isn't over!"
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Elroy "Crazy Legs" Hirsch – "I swear there was a defense out here somewhere."
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* Megatron – "I got this shit!"
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Summer Rental

Summer Rental 41 over Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens 10

Sudarshana Chakra – "Man! I had more broken tackles than your whole team had rushing yards!"
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Nike "The Playmaker" Unlimited – "All I see is the end zone."
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Cowboy Hero – "MONEY!"
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Jon’s take on the game:
The Marauders handled Summer Rental by 11 points this season, but that was then and this is now. Can Summer Rental step it up and take down the mighty Marauders? I just don't think they have enough and hey I can't break my trend of picking against these guys!

I have the Marauders winning 40-35


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EASTERN CONFERENCE:

1. The Blazing Chocolate Turtles vs. 4. Grand Haven Mist

A recap of their playoff game:

The Blazing Chocolate Turtles

The Blazing Chocolate Turtles 83 over Vancouver Lions 7

Mamadu Hawkins – "You can't tackle anyone!"
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John C. Fourcade – "DAMN he's wide open!"
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StarScream Decepticon – "Psst! I'm right here."
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Shawn Sanders – "Did I leave the iron on? No, I think I turned it off. No, maybe not."
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Geroy Simon – "Gimme the damn ball!"
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Grand Haven Mist

Grand Haven Mist 19 over ***Official*** Footballguys 16

Anton Lubchencko – "Oh yeah who loves the Kicker now?"
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Rip Highman – "What the hell is the DE doing out here?"
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Pele ' – "Field GGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL"
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(HULK) (BLAZING) – "Did you even see me?"
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Jon’s take on the game:
The Mist beat the Chocolate Turtles by 11 earlier in the season, but the Chocolate Turtles' Chemistry was horrible! As time went on, no one could stop the Chocolate Turtles.

I have the Chocolate Turtles winning a close one 37-23

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2. South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice vs. 6. Over The Rhine Red Dots

A recap of their playoff game:

South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice

South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice 76 over Atlanta Purple Penguins 16

Micah Andrews – "Dude I'm not on your team!"
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D'Adrian McPeterson – "Eazy money."
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G Hatch – "No, not going happen."
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Rusty LaRue – "Man I don't even miss the Tigers."
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Gust Avrakotos – "Geez man just give up already."
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Johny Lawrence – "I don't see my parents. I know they said they were going to be here, but where are they?"
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Kenny Chandler – "Bomb baby!"
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Over The Rhine Red Dots

Over The Rhine Red Dots 13 over Minneapolis Masterminds 9

Clutch McBallstriker – "Clutch baby! Well from inside 59 yards."
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Drill Bit Taylor – "Man I love one on one coverage!"
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DON KEIDIC – "I don't miss!"
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Jon’s take on the game:
OTR started the slippery slope the Mice went down by beating them by 3 earlier in the season. Now they've come back and took down the 3 seed. Things are looking good, but winning a game by field goals isn't going to help when the Mice can crush teams.

I have the Mice winning in a shootout 29-27

Should read that OTR is winning with sick defense...

Originally posted by jktooley
Should read that OTR is winning with sick defense...

No, I think he has it about right...

Originally posted by jpjn94
Jon’s take on the game:
The Marauders handled Summer Rental by 11 points this season, but that was then and this is now. Can Summer Rental step it up and take down the mighty Marauders? I just don't think they have enough and hey I can't break my trend of picking against these guys!

I have the Marauders winning 40-35

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Look at the scouting bars, this is probably the biggest playoff mismatch in USA Pro history. Marauders have to be at least a 65-point favorite based on sheer talent alone imo.

Jp, you are an internet stud. Thanks for all your work on the forum.

Originally posted by Track6Track7
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Look at the scouting bars, this is probably the biggest playoff mismatch in USA Pro history. Marauders have to be at least a 65-point favorite based on sheer talent alone imo.

superlolbars imo.

Hell, the Hedgehogs only have a 60 receiving bar, lol.

Btw, A+ jp ect ect.

Minnesota cheats to get higher lolbars.

Originally posted by Galkuris
Minnesota cheats to get higher lolbars.

Fact, but I doubt we will ever see our bars higher.

Originally posted by Mat McBriar
Fact, but I doubt we will ever see our bars higher.

We had 75 overall once.

very nice OP

Originally posted by WiSeIVIaN
superlolbars imo.

Hell, the Hedgehogs only have a 60 receiving bar, lol.

Yeah, but our receivers are terrible.

This has to be the best playoff writeup ever. Nice job.

Great job, and please pick us to lose again...it has been working out wonderfully