I feel like we accomplished a lot today. Everyone give yourself a big pat on the back from me. On to the rankings:
1) Chicago Hedgehogs - What can one say about the job Wise|V|an has done with this team at the midpoint of the season? 8-0 and their QB is somehow about Ketchikan's QB (and the FBs) in the MVP race, so Wise|V|an has accomplished everything he has set out to accomplish. Nothing can possibly can go wrong from this point forward; 19-1 (they won't win the championship since they're from the West, of course) is locked up.
2) Austin Longhorns - hay look the kampfire is just copying the standings again. In all seriousness, it's tough to argue with seven in a row and undefeated in the West contrasted with the stinkbomb the Marauders laid down today. Unless the Battalion can pull off what would have to be considered an upset (and it's closer than people might think), they'll probably have this spot for a few more weeks, before a brutal four-game stretch to close out the season.
3) Minnesota Marauders - I've been trying not to talk shit about these guys since they beat us a couple of weeks ago, but utter collapses like this makes it really, really, really, really hard. Where's the ol' mystery OC when you need him? He actually shows up and gameplans and shit. I could understand "yeah lolregularseason we didn't bother to gameplan for the biggest game of the season in the entire West" if you all did anything in the playoffs except occasionally brute force wins on sheer player talent there too. Petition Bort to move you to a casual league or something, it ain't happenin' here. :hug:
4) Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals - What's going on in Ketchikan? The aerial assault is grounded, the Kampers are running over people for the first time in four seasons, and ol' Chimpy the FS is even 13/13 on tackles in the last two games after starting out 8/28 and singlehandly costing his team a stunning upset over the Marauders. The Kampers could easily be 8-0, and they could easily be 4-4 at this point, tough to get a read whether this will be the year the Kampers start doing some damage in the playoffs.
5) Bortsville Pecan Sandies - It's pretty much cruise control until the playoffs, and this will be a very dangerous team that gets to fly in under the radar.
6) New Jersey Battalion - This team just keeps looking way better and better with every week that passes. Next week against Austin will be a colossal matchup.
7) Las Vegas Flyin' Elvis - Pretty much a coin flip with CCIA at this point. Have been a pleasant surprise, though, the supercomputer was too hard on them starting off.
8) Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens - hay guess what you get hedgehogs next! yay! I wish real football had matchup like the Illegal Aliens v. the Hedgehogs.
9) Houston Toros - Gutjobs taste so, so sweet.
10) Northwest Mighthawks - Speaking of gutjobs, Mighthawks slightly edge out Timpanogos in a squeaker because the Mighthawks have played four and Timpanogos three.
11) Timpanogos Thunder - Fuck you.
12) Dead Man's Hand - Almost beat the Mighthawks. Odds-on favorite to win the West next season once Hedgehogs are gone.
13) SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL - CRASH AND BURN. YOU GUYS ARE DONE.
14-16) blah
1) Chicago Hedgehogs - What can one say about the job Wise|V|an has done with this team at the midpoint of the season? 8-0 and their QB is somehow about Ketchikan's QB (and the FBs) in the MVP race, so Wise|V|an has accomplished everything he has set out to accomplish. Nothing can possibly can go wrong from this point forward; 19-1 (they won't win the championship since they're from the West, of course) is locked up.
2) Austin Longhorns - hay look the kampfire is just copying the standings again. In all seriousness, it's tough to argue with seven in a row and undefeated in the West contrasted with the stinkbomb the Marauders laid down today. Unless the Battalion can pull off what would have to be considered an upset (and it's closer than people might think), they'll probably have this spot for a few more weeks, before a brutal four-game stretch to close out the season.
3) Minnesota Marauders - I've been trying not to talk shit about these guys since they beat us a couple of weeks ago, but utter collapses like this makes it really, really, really, really hard. Where's the ol' mystery OC when you need him? He actually shows up and gameplans and shit. I could understand "yeah lolregularseason we didn't bother to gameplan for the biggest game of the season in the entire West" if you all did anything in the playoffs except occasionally brute force wins on sheer player talent there too. Petition Bort to move you to a casual league or something, it ain't happenin' here. :hug:
4) Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals - What's going on in Ketchikan? The aerial assault is grounded, the Kampers are running over people for the first time in four seasons, and ol' Chimpy the FS is even 13/13 on tackles in the last two games after starting out 8/28 and singlehandly costing his team a stunning upset over the Marauders. The Kampers could easily be 8-0, and they could easily be 4-4 at this point, tough to get a read whether this will be the year the Kampers start doing some damage in the playoffs.
5) Bortsville Pecan Sandies - It's pretty much cruise control until the playoffs, and this will be a very dangerous team that gets to fly in under the radar.
6) New Jersey Battalion - This team just keeps looking way better and better with every week that passes. Next week against Austin will be a colossal matchup.
7) Las Vegas Flyin' Elvis - Pretty much a coin flip with CCIA at this point. Have been a pleasant surprise, though, the supercomputer was too hard on them starting off.
8) Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens - hay guess what you get hedgehogs next! yay! I wish real football had matchup like the Illegal Aliens v. the Hedgehogs.
9) Houston Toros - Gutjobs taste so, so sweet.
10) Northwest Mighthawks - Speaking of gutjobs, Mighthawks slightly edge out Timpanogos in a squeaker because the Mighthawks have played four and Timpanogos three.
11) Timpanogos Thunder - Fuck you.
12) Dead Man's Hand - Almost beat the Mighthawks. Odds-on favorite to win the West next season once Hedgehogs are gone.
13) SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL - CRASH AND BURN. YOU GUYS ARE DONE.
14-16) blah
