Alpha Conference
1) Valhalla vs. 15) Belfast Commando's
- Valhalla looks like a ridiculous beast out there. It's pretty talented on the top of Alpha, so the choice for top is not easy...but I had to go with the big "V".
- Belfast isn't exactly terrible, but they are just highly out matched by the top half of Alpha and can't pull it together against the mid tier teams either. Rough season.
- Belfast, get in there and play like you did in the last game. I've got five dollars bet on the other team. Valhalla by 55.
2) Three Kingdom Warriors vs. 11) Stewart Ballers
- The Warriors defense has been incredibly steady so far and their offense is certainly for real. Still waiting to see what they do when one of the other top teams come into the house. But I imagine they will be just fine.
- The Ballers streak of being EEPL WL survivor may end this season. Its looking borderline. The back part of their schedule will tell a story tho, so they have some time to get the ship right.
- He who plays with himself, plays with Wang. Warriors by 30.
3) Chocolate Blaze vs. 4) Machu Pichu Hidden Dragons
- The Blaze are rolling after a close win over the defending champs.
- Machu Pichu is just rolling on the river...
- World League dotball is like nuclear warfare. There are no winners, only survivors. Blaze by 10.
5) Halifax Vroom Vroom Aeropwanes vs. 12) Stuttgart Blitzkrieg
- Halifax is too busy playing Altitude to care about the lolregular season..
- Stuttgart could use a pick me up...but likely won't get it here...
- On this team, they are all united in a common goal: to be the best at Altitude. Halifax by a ring.
6) Nashville Hounds vs. 13) Alpine Golfers
- Nashville is hard to read.
- Alpine makes reading hurt.
- Quote directly from the Alpine forum's..."We are going to turn this one around 360 Degrees." Nashville by 3.
7) Santiago Benitos vs. 16) Edinburgh Black Knights
- Santiago seems to be one of the better late playoff hopefuls.
- EBK has guts.
- "EBK started out with almost nothing and still have most of it." Benitos by 200+.
8) Charleston Tigers vs. 14) Guadalcanal Gunners
- The Tiger's losses to KC and Alpine hurt.
- I can't tell if the Gunners win over the Ballers was luck or skill...
- Its ok Gunners...you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.
Tigers by 7.
9) Singapore Flames vs. 10) Kansas City Rams
- The Flames have had a rough go of it in their second WL season.
- Luckily for the Rams...murderers row is behind them.
- Having that brutal stretch is like peeing on yourself...everyone can see it, but only you get that warm feeling that it brings. Rams by 20.
Zeta Conference
1) Ministry of Dotball vs. 13) Micronesia Megalodons
- MoD has been cruising through Zeta...
- Micronesia's lone win was against the Shockers.
- Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? MoD by 50.
2) Dakar Dragons vs. 10) Team Korb Perkistroyers
- Dakar looks like another defensive juggernaut.
- TKP is a little dejected by the loss to Lincoln last week.
- Dakar reps APL well. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. Dakar by 17.
Lincoln Navigators vs. 5. Providence Radicals
- Lincoln keeps riding a train of luck.
- Providence came out with a nice win over Buffalo last week.
- I have just 2 words to say about this matchup..."I don't know." Nav's by a short bus.
4) Sparta Battle Chickens vs. 12. Monmouth Evil Monkeys
- Sparta's loss to the Shockers is weird...
- Monmouth's ranking of 12 is even weirder.
- They say the road to success is always under construction. MEM looks to finally be putting up a new building. Sparta by 6.
6) Honolulu Hurricane Warriors vs. 7) Buffalo Rampage
- HHW just got whooped by the Ministry.
- Buffalo had an off week versus the Radical's.
- Wangball is violence and cold weather and sex and college rye. HHW by 10.
8) Marblehead Longhorns vs. 9) Bonn Dynamo
- Marblehead has had a nice stretch of teams to gain morale.
- Bonn finally got that team in Cincy last week.
- Remember not to insult an Alligator until you first cross the river. One of these teams are sleeping and will wake up soon. Marblehead by 6.
10) Mayan Prophecy vs. 16) Answer Please
- Mayan's wins come from some low end teams.
- AP is a decently low end team.
- AP's mom is so fat...that when she sang...it was over...for them. Mayan by 30.
14) Krungthep Garudas vs. 15) Cincinnati Shockers
- Krungthep could use a Christmas present with a "W".
- As could the Shockers....
- How do you get a Kleenex to dance? Put a little boogy in it! Shockers by 3.
1) Valhalla vs. 15) Belfast Commando's
- Valhalla looks like a ridiculous beast out there. It's pretty talented on the top of Alpha, so the choice for top is not easy...but I had to go with the big "V".
- Belfast isn't exactly terrible, but they are just highly out matched by the top half of Alpha and can't pull it together against the mid tier teams either. Rough season.
- Belfast, get in there and play like you did in the last game. I've got five dollars bet on the other team. Valhalla by 55.
2) Three Kingdom Warriors vs. 11) Stewart Ballers
- The Warriors defense has been incredibly steady so far and their offense is certainly for real. Still waiting to see what they do when one of the other top teams come into the house. But I imagine they will be just fine.
- The Ballers streak of being EEPL WL survivor may end this season. Its looking borderline. The back part of their schedule will tell a story tho, so they have some time to get the ship right.
- He who plays with himself, plays with Wang. Warriors by 30.
3) Chocolate Blaze vs. 4) Machu Pichu Hidden Dragons
- The Blaze are rolling after a close win over the defending champs.
- Machu Pichu is just rolling on the river...
- World League dotball is like nuclear warfare. There are no winners, only survivors. Blaze by 10.
5) Halifax Vroom Vroom Aeropwanes vs. 12) Stuttgart Blitzkrieg
- Halifax is too busy playing Altitude to care about the lolregular season..
- Stuttgart could use a pick me up...but likely won't get it here...
- On this team, they are all united in a common goal: to be the best at Altitude. Halifax by a ring.
6) Nashville Hounds vs. 13) Alpine Golfers
- Nashville is hard to read.
- Alpine makes reading hurt.
- Quote directly from the Alpine forum's..."We are going to turn this one around 360 Degrees." Nashville by 3.
7) Santiago Benitos vs. 16) Edinburgh Black Knights
- Santiago seems to be one of the better late playoff hopefuls.
- EBK has guts.
- "EBK started out with almost nothing and still have most of it." Benitos by 200+.
8) Charleston Tigers vs. 14) Guadalcanal Gunners
- The Tiger's losses to KC and Alpine hurt.
- I can't tell if the Gunners win over the Ballers was luck or skill...
- Its ok Gunners...you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.
Tigers by 7.
9) Singapore Flames vs. 10) Kansas City Rams
- The Flames have had a rough go of it in their second WL season.
- Luckily for the Rams...murderers row is behind them.
- Having that brutal stretch is like peeing on yourself...everyone can see it, but only you get that warm feeling that it brings. Rams by 20.
Zeta Conference
1) Ministry of Dotball vs. 13) Micronesia Megalodons
- MoD has been cruising through Zeta...
- Micronesia's lone win was against the Shockers.
- Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? MoD by 50.
2) Dakar Dragons vs. 10) Team Korb Perkistroyers
- Dakar looks like another defensive juggernaut.
- TKP is a little dejected by the loss to Lincoln last week.
- Dakar reps APL well. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. Dakar by 17.
Lincoln Navigators vs. 5. Providence Radicals
- Lincoln keeps riding a train of luck.
- Providence came out with a nice win over Buffalo last week.
- I have just 2 words to say about this matchup..."I don't know." Nav's by a short bus.
4) Sparta Battle Chickens vs. 12. Monmouth Evil Monkeys
- Sparta's loss to the Shockers is weird...
- Monmouth's ranking of 12 is even weirder.
- They say the road to success is always under construction. MEM looks to finally be putting up a new building. Sparta by 6.
6) Honolulu Hurricane Warriors vs. 7) Buffalo Rampage
- HHW just got whooped by the Ministry.
- Buffalo had an off week versus the Radical's.
- Wangball is violence and cold weather and sex and college rye. HHW by 10.
8) Marblehead Longhorns vs. 9) Bonn Dynamo
- Marblehead has had a nice stretch of teams to gain morale.
- Bonn finally got that team in Cincy last week.
- Remember not to insult an Alligator until you first cross the river. One of these teams are sleeping and will wake up soon. Marblehead by 6.
10) Mayan Prophecy vs. 16) Answer Please
- Mayan's wins come from some low end teams.
- AP is a decently low end team.
- AP's mom is so fat...that when she sang...it was over...for them. Mayan by 30.
14) Krungthep Garudas vs. 15) Cincinnati Shockers
- Krungthep could use a Christmas present with a "W".
- As could the Shockers....
- How do you get a Kleenex to dance? Put a little boogy in it! Shockers by 3.
Edited by bhall43 on Dec 25, 2009 14:43:28
