Here are the official Preseason Power Rankings. Hope you enjoy them!
1. [2.38] Chicago Mustangs Coach: Tim Harper
Asheme says "Wheels falling off? Probably not, but attrition and a shocking blowout loss to the JV conference in the title game has this committee scratching his head. The ship is listing, but I expect Harper to right things before we start playing the Titanic theme. Still an elite team."
Someone says "Expect a strong run for the title again this season for the Mustangs."
Shagg says "The shear level of players will keep them atop the east."
Hogglife says "Made it to the Championship game so deserve to start off the season #2."
2. [2.75] Philadelphia Pushovers Coach: Jed
Asheme says "Is there a debate? The preseason's sexiest pick. Thus doomed to crash and burn. Obviously."
Someone says "Still has the highest leveled players in all of GLB they deserve a high mark."
Shagg says "Good team that will be amongst the best in the east as well."
Hogglife says "Lost to the Eastern Champs in a very close game. Phili isnt gonna be a pushover."
3. [3.88] Detroit Dump Trucks Coach: suhgamer
Asheme says "Offense: scary. Defense: scary, not in a good way. Inability to stop people is what cost them in the playoffs, and they haven't really addressed it. Will still be a contender in the West, they have some work to do."
Someone says "Moss is a beast and suhgamer once again has a strong solid group of high leveled players."
Shagg says "Thought they were the best team coming into the playoffs, still believe that will challenge for the western conference title."
Hogglife says "Lost to a solid Golden State Athletics team. Again will be in the playoffs and fighting for the #1 prize."
4. [4.13] Washington Extreme Coach: Switchgear
Asheme says "It hurts me to put them here for two reasons: one, they're in the West. Two, they have entirely too many GMs. My mother told me not to trust someone with two first names, I extend that to mean in the GLB-iverse, don't respect a team with 424523 GMs. Whatever."
Someone says "The defending champs have done nothing but get stronger. Expect their playoff success to translate to a better regular season."
Shagg says "Champs till someone knocks them off. Rodney Dangerfield of USA PRO they get no respect."
Hogglife says "Until there is another Champion Crowned the Extreme should stay with the #1 Rank cause they have the Trophy to back up any talk about who is #1."
5. [5.38] Kalamazoo Coyotes Coach: Ronin
Asheme says "A solid, but unexpected, run through the regular season last year. Won't take anyone by surprise. Will need to address O-line depth issues though, or they run the risk of being exploited there."
Someone says "Ronin leads his “bad boys” from the east and will try to get deeper into the playoffs next season."
Shagg says "Surprise they won the East imo but a solid team that will again come to the top of the East."
Hogglife says "Lost in the playoffs to a great Detroit Nasty team. Again will be a contender."
6. [5.88] San Jose Spartans Coach: PS3
Asheme says "What's not to like about this team. PS3 is a class act, they run a good franchise, and are a contender every season. Nothing spectacular, but solid top to bottom. Damn if I only have nice things to say. 300 sucked! There, that's better."
Someone says "since last season the best coach in the USA PRO is PS3 head coach of the Spartans. As long as he remains there these guys will be in the title run in the west."
Shagg says "Good team that will compete for the Western Conference."
Hogglife says "Tough to get matched up against the Champs in the 1st round. Spartans are very Underrated and as good as any team."
7. [7.38] San Antonio Saints Coach: hud
Asheme says "Made out with the devil (ledyard2000) this offseason. Rumors of oral herpes drops them down a few spots."
Someone says "Added many players over level 20 making them one of the highest rated teams in the West. Will all this raw talent turn into a success or a flop?"
Shagg says "Could be higher with the addition of Ledyard but the jury is still out. I mean cmon they lost to the Detroit Revolvers
."
Florida__boi08 says "Ledyard completes them."
Hogglife says "Good Team with solid depth."
8. [7.75] Golden State Athletics Coach: mofugga
Asheme says "I wanted to put them lower, you know, fuel the me against the world thing. But they're good. They go here. Get over yourselves."
Someone says "They took everyone by surprise last season nearly making it to the championship game."
Shagg says "Steady team not sure where they belong but they are a playoff team so this is as good a place as any to put them."
Hogglife says "They made it to the Western Conference Championship game and have a great owner and again will be tough also."
9. [8.38] Detroit Nasty Coach: DeWittFootball
Asheme says "Hurts my heart to put them this low. Too many holes, depth issues to address. I expect them to be better than this, though."
Someone says "Anthony James is possibly the best Safety in GLB. Leading a solid core for that defense."
Shagg says "Just some good ole nasty boys from the D, had a nice playoff run and they'll be in contention again."
Hogglife says "They made it to the Eastern Conference Championship game and again should be a tough team to beat."
10. [9.5] Kailua Daggers Coach: DigitalDaggers
Asheme says "Smell that? It's resurgence, and it tastes like poi. Welcome back to the luau, boys and girls, we kept your seats warm for you, now get back to being good. You're making us all look bad, DD."
Someone says "DD and serenity got this team some depth and they were a very strong team in the back half of the season. Expect that all of this season."
Shagg says "Impressive team when they beat us they were methodical I have to give them credit and they'll make the playoffs."
Hogglife says "Can play with the best and has the GM that all the guys drool over cough Serenity cough."
11. [10.5] Dark Lotus Juggernauts Coach: Juggalokai
Asheme says "Resurgence pt. 2. They need to sign a couple more FA's but the framework is there. Should be a force next season. Which is good, 'cause they sucked real real bad in S2. Anomaly, I'm sure."
Someone says "If Juggalokai is back and these guys get some depth they are a team ready to strike for the crown. Otherwise this team will struggle to make the playoffs like last season."
Shagg says "Gotta good team over there I think they pull it together for season 3."
Hogglife says "Solid team, Solid Owner, Solid GM. Nothing will keep this team down."
12. [13.5] Detroit Demon Lions Coach: The Strategy Expert
Asheme says "Really? All that strategy and you didn't figure out how to resize your team logo to 75x75? Come on, now. http://www.softpedia.com/get/Multimedia/Graphic/Graphic-Editors/CorelDRAW-Graphics-Suite.shtml Use it, learn it, love it."
Someone says "Time to see if the richest team in GLB can hang with the best teams in GLB. Expect these guys in the playoffs."
Shagg says "Don't know much about this team but I'm sure with the level's they have they should be good enough to make the playoffs."
Hogglife says "I think they might purrrr more than they roar???"
13. [13.75] D.C. Warpath Coach: Hogglife
Asheme says "Goodness, you guys are going to be annoying. I can already feel it. It's like mono, when your glands swell up before the extreme fatigue and loss of your will to live."
Someone says "Hogglife leads an outspoken team into this season. They had won 10 straight until losing in the AAA final game."
Shagg says "Probably going to hear every bad word in the book from Hogglife but I guess we'll get used to it."
Hogglife says "I never heard of these guys but they look damn good. Their owner looks like he knows what he is doing. HoggLife huh sounds like a winner to me. Chalk him up for a Championship Im sure of that."
14. [14.5] Tecmo SuperBowlers Coach: Toad22484
Asheme says "Yeah, no, I get it. It's cute. Real team unity-ish with the avatars and player names, yeah, really great. We all liked that game, so, um, cool. You guys are like cyborgs to me, though. Just so you know that. Real Philip K. Dick, second variety, and all."
Someone says "Perhaps the least known of all the new PRO teams…it wont take long for people to take notice."
Shagg says "Owner doesn't have to worry about FA as he owns the whole fucking team(what fun is that.)"
Florida__boi08 says "Dominating in AAA doesnt earn you respect."
Hogglife says "Might just wanna stick to video games cause Tecmo Bowl is great but this team is far from it."
15. [16.25] Denver Globetrotters Coach: D-will
Asheme says "Paper lions? Or will they put it together. D-will is my guy, so I'm rooting for them, but now's the time to do some damage with all that talent."
Someone says "Brought in a huge OL and HB but still failed to make the playoffs. The talent is there but the west is full of very talented teams."
Shagg says "Hate this team with a passion but I'm thinking they'll gell better this year. Nova's will get revenge though."
Florida__boi08 says "Known world wide, but not feared world wide."
Hogglife says "Will be lucky to Trot to 6 wins."
16. [16.38] Washington Bullets Coach: monkeyskin
Asheme says "Probably overachieved last season, and didn't significantly upgrade in the offseason. They will struggle to make the playoffs, methinks, unless they can find a way to consistently score."
Someone says "There up and down season was overshadowed last year by the outspoken legends as the other promoted team. They have a good chance at a playoff spot again this season."
Shagg says "Don't know alot about these guys but I know that Wes Unseld and Elvin Hayes played for them."
Hogglife says "First year in the Pros and made the playoffs. Can they do it again? I think they have what it takes."
17. [16.63] Flathead Just Go Krazy Coach: bolstersam
Asheme says "The soldiers mutinied. Probably the team hit hardest by outbound players, how will the surprise team from S3 rebound?"
Someone says "Flathead simply has lost too much to be a power in the West this season. They need to get some more depth before the season starts or it could be a long long season."
Shagg says "Losing Ledyard hurt and they signed my ex GM and TE WTF."
Hogglife says "Bolstersam can talk his way to a winning season. But this time can he talk his way to a Championship? We will have to wait and see."
18. [18.13] New York Underdogs Coach: CTap
Asheme says "Yeah, I said it, NYU, great school/top 10 team in USA Pro in S3. CTap, don't make me look stupid."
Someone says "New York has done a good job of rebuilding but that team is simply not ready to be at the top of the West."
Shagg says "seems like they may have a decent team for this season."
Florida__boi08 says "Underdogs but will make a big splash."
Hogglife says "They are not Underdogs they are just flat out BAD."
19. [19.25] Minnesota Marauders Coach: Galkuris
Asheme says "Hard luck team from S2. I'm expecting them to rebound, and turn some of those frowns upside down, too much talent not to. Though I hope they take that G off the DT depth chart."
Someone says "7 of the losses last season were by 1 score or less. Despite a 4-12 record these guys actually had a positive point differential. Huge additions this offseason to the roster should turn these guys over the top and among the elite in the west."
Shagg says "They'll fight well enough to stay."
Hogglife says "Umm welll shoooot I would love to say something good about you. Um you have welll ummm. Okay they suck too."
20. [19.38] Dayton Brute Squad Coach: Quasta
Asheme says "André Roussimoff in your logo gets you the "Best of the New Guys" spot. Enjoy it, knowing it has nothing to do with your merit as a team."
Someone says "At 9 in a row Dayton brings in the 2nd longest winning streak of all the teams."
Shagg says "Something about this team they remind me of the Dump Trucks they're steady and they'll be tough."
Hogglife says "They have the most heart in the GLB and I know they will be one of the best in the Pros one day!"
21. [20.13] Kentucky Wildcats Coach: justafish2002
Asheme says "Massive player losses have left the Wildcats with some glaring holes. If they can shore up their shortcomings, they'll shoot up this list, like a jetpack. A jetpack, man."
Someone says "They had some holes to fill and have filled some of them. Can justafish get this team ready for the playoffs."
Shagg says "these guys have been stealing every fucking FA i've gone after they better make the playoffs."
Hogglife says "The best of the rest."
22. [20.25] Pensacola Blazers Coach: h00d420
Asheme says "Thought they'd make a big leap last season, didn't happen. Maybe in S3?"
Someone says "The blazers pulled off many upsets last season by forcing multiple turnovers and making few mistakes on offense. Was it luck or good gameplanning? This season will tell the tale."
Shagg says "Decent team in a tough upper East division."
Hogglife says "Will an 8-8 record be good enough to get these guys in the playoffs???"
23. [20.75] Kansas Warriors Coach: bigtisme
Asheme says "Need help. Could be a solid team, but will really struggle unless they get some more bodies on the DC."
Someone says "Should not be happy with the team missing the playoffs by 1 game for the second year. Kansas is anchored by a strong OL and QB. The question is can the new players on defense replace the big losses?"
Shagg says "Good team that will battle for a playoff spot."
Hogglife says "Warriors??? I seen more fight in a chihuahua pup."
24. [21.13] Oakland Intimidators Coach: tpaterniti
Asheme says "Yeoman's work done by tpat and his people to turn this team into a threat. They aren't quite there yet, but gaining respect, they are, Yoda says."
Someone says "Oakland is not looking to intimidate many people this season."
Shagg says "Gotta show me something this season."
Hogglife says "And really who do these guys Intimidate? Maybe some kid on an elementary school play yard and that is about it."
25. [23.75] Mozilla Firefox Coach: cwrujosh
Asheme says "Sweet new logo. Mesmerizing."
Someone says "These guys still haven’t recovered from being gutted last season."
Shagg says "They'll be good enough in the bottom half of the East."
Hogglife says "Just send the rest of these teams to the Western Asia BB #10 league or something cause they really dont need to be in a league named the Pro cause they are far from it."
26. [24.38] Sacramento SaberCats Coach: ttime33
Asheme says "I guess they're decent now. Who knew? Did you know? I didn't know."
Someone says "Sabercats only quality win last season was the huge upset of Kansas. Don’t expect a playoff run from this team."
Shagg says "Best of the worst in the Shitty Bottom of the East."
Hogglife says "When I think of a cat I think of a 5 letter word that starts with a P and that is what this team is ussies."
27. [24.5] Columbus Bucks Coach: holloway4263
Asheme says "Bit of advice: next time you're embroiled in a farm team controversy, at least have the good sense to send the high level players to USA Pro, and not SE Asia AAA. Geez."
Someone says "The sad fact is that there are 3 or 4 teams that the Bucks would dominate in the East. But out west they are looking like a bottom feeder."
Shagg says "They'll be fighting the Supernovas to stay in the USA PRO's."
Hogglife says "Buck this team really sucks big time."
28. [25.75] Saginaw Supernovas aka Global Warming Coach: Shagg
Asheme says "Will fail this season due to not renaming the team the Flint Tropics. Should've listened to me, Shagg."
Someone says "With a few upsets the Supernovas might avoid relegation but it would take quiet an effort. This team has not shown an ability to win as of yet."
Shagg says "We'll fight to stay in the USA PRO in a very good all around western conference."
Florida__boi08 says "Have done alot this offseason just not enough."
Hogglife says "Is Saginaw a real city and is this really a team???"
29. [27.8] Savannah Skyhawks Coach: terps85
Asheme says "Terps85, you've got my respect, friend-o. Hell of a job trying to turn the Blackjack back into a decent squad. Best of luck to you."
Someone says "Don’t expect a playoff run from these guys but they should stay competitive enough to not get relegated."
Shagg says "Hang on it'll be a bumpy ride."
Hogglife says "Does it really get any worse than this team???"
30. [28.75] Miami Bulldogs Coach: rreeddss
Asheme says "Best of luck to you guys as well. Done a commendable job so far. Here's to avoiding relegation. (See? I can be nice)"
Someone says "It could be a long season when the only two wins last season were against teams that are now in AAA."
Shagg says "Umm they'll be in USA PRO again next season."
Hogglife says "I guess it does get worse. A Bulldog or Bullshit???"
31. [30.25] Utopia Legends Coach: hockyplaya2
Asheme says "Well, well, well. Sughamer, I don't want to hear any crap about the West not having any cupcakes this season. Enjoy your 1392498-0 games, boys."
Someone says "Tubby gutted and left and the question is how quickly can this team be rebuilt. Get these guys early for free wins they might have some players at the end of the season."
Shagg says "Relegation is in their future."
Hogglife says "Their yellow belly owner quit and now they are a team full of computer players. I would rather see this than have to listen to that guy cry like a lil bitch anymore."
32. [31] Beantown Gearheads Coach: Boneclaw
Asheme says "WTF, mate? Just sell the team back, for the love of sweet pete."
Someone says "A very strong team last season but with all new players this season. Are these guys the new whipping boy of the east?"
Shagg says "Think this one can go without an explanation."
Hogglife says "What the heck is a Gearhead???"
1. [2.38] Chicago Mustangs Coach: Tim Harper
Asheme says "Wheels falling off? Probably not, but attrition and a shocking blowout loss to the JV conference in the title game has this committee scratching his head. The ship is listing, but I expect Harper to right things before we start playing the Titanic theme. Still an elite team."
Someone says "Expect a strong run for the title again this season for the Mustangs."
Shagg says "The shear level of players will keep them atop the east."
Hogglife says "Made it to the Championship game so deserve to start off the season #2."
2. [2.75] Philadelphia Pushovers Coach: Jed
Asheme says "Is there a debate? The preseason's sexiest pick. Thus doomed to crash and burn. Obviously."
Someone says "Still has the highest leveled players in all of GLB they deserve a high mark."
Shagg says "Good team that will be amongst the best in the east as well."
Hogglife says "Lost to the Eastern Champs in a very close game. Phili isnt gonna be a pushover."
3. [3.88] Detroit Dump Trucks Coach: suhgamer
Asheme says "Offense: scary. Defense: scary, not in a good way. Inability to stop people is what cost them in the playoffs, and they haven't really addressed it. Will still be a contender in the West, they have some work to do."
Someone says "Moss is a beast and suhgamer once again has a strong solid group of high leveled players."
Shagg says "Thought they were the best team coming into the playoffs, still believe that will challenge for the western conference title."
Hogglife says "Lost to a solid Golden State Athletics team. Again will be in the playoffs and fighting for the #1 prize."
4. [4.13] Washington Extreme Coach: Switchgear
Asheme says "It hurts me to put them here for two reasons: one, they're in the West. Two, they have entirely too many GMs. My mother told me not to trust someone with two first names, I extend that to mean in the GLB-iverse, don't respect a team with 424523 GMs. Whatever."
Someone says "The defending champs have done nothing but get stronger. Expect their playoff success to translate to a better regular season."
Shagg says "Champs till someone knocks them off. Rodney Dangerfield of USA PRO they get no respect."
Hogglife says "Until there is another Champion Crowned the Extreme should stay with the #1 Rank cause they have the Trophy to back up any talk about who is #1."
5. [5.38] Kalamazoo Coyotes Coach: Ronin
Asheme says "A solid, but unexpected, run through the regular season last year. Won't take anyone by surprise. Will need to address O-line depth issues though, or they run the risk of being exploited there."
Someone says "Ronin leads his “bad boys” from the east and will try to get deeper into the playoffs next season."
Shagg says "Surprise they won the East imo but a solid team that will again come to the top of the East."
Hogglife says "Lost in the playoffs to a great Detroit Nasty team. Again will be a contender."
6. [5.88] San Jose Spartans Coach: PS3
Asheme says "What's not to like about this team. PS3 is a class act, they run a good franchise, and are a contender every season. Nothing spectacular, but solid top to bottom. Damn if I only have nice things to say. 300 sucked! There, that's better."
Someone says "since last season the best coach in the USA PRO is PS3 head coach of the Spartans. As long as he remains there these guys will be in the title run in the west."
Shagg says "Good team that will compete for the Western Conference."
Hogglife says "Tough to get matched up against the Champs in the 1st round. Spartans are very Underrated and as good as any team."
7. [7.38] San Antonio Saints Coach: hud
Asheme says "Made out with the devil (ledyard2000) this offseason. Rumors of oral herpes drops them down a few spots."
Someone says "Added many players over level 20 making them one of the highest rated teams in the West. Will all this raw talent turn into a success or a flop?"
Shagg says "Could be higher with the addition of Ledyard but the jury is still out. I mean cmon they lost to the Detroit Revolvers
." Florida__boi08 says "Ledyard completes them."
Hogglife says "Good Team with solid depth."
8. [7.75] Golden State Athletics Coach: mofugga
Asheme says "I wanted to put them lower, you know, fuel the me against the world thing. But they're good. They go here. Get over yourselves."
Someone says "They took everyone by surprise last season nearly making it to the championship game."
Shagg says "Steady team not sure where they belong but they are a playoff team so this is as good a place as any to put them."
Hogglife says "They made it to the Western Conference Championship game and have a great owner and again will be tough also."
9. [8.38] Detroit Nasty Coach: DeWittFootball
Asheme says "Hurts my heart to put them this low. Too many holes, depth issues to address. I expect them to be better than this, though."
Someone says "Anthony James is possibly the best Safety in GLB. Leading a solid core for that defense."
Shagg says "Just some good ole nasty boys from the D, had a nice playoff run and they'll be in contention again."
Hogglife says "They made it to the Eastern Conference Championship game and again should be a tough team to beat."
10. [9.5] Kailua Daggers Coach: DigitalDaggers
Asheme says "Smell that? It's resurgence, and it tastes like poi. Welcome back to the luau, boys and girls, we kept your seats warm for you, now get back to being good. You're making us all look bad, DD."
Someone says "DD and serenity got this team some depth and they were a very strong team in the back half of the season. Expect that all of this season."
Shagg says "Impressive team when they beat us they were methodical I have to give them credit and they'll make the playoffs."
Hogglife says "Can play with the best and has the GM that all the guys drool over
cough Serenity cough."11. [10.5] Dark Lotus Juggernauts Coach: Juggalokai
Asheme says "Resurgence pt. 2. They need to sign a couple more FA's but the framework is there. Should be a force next season. Which is good, 'cause they sucked real real bad in S2. Anomaly, I'm sure."
Someone says "If Juggalokai is back and these guys get some depth they are a team ready to strike for the crown. Otherwise this team will struggle to make the playoffs like last season."
Shagg says "Gotta good team over there I think they pull it together for season 3."
Hogglife says "Solid team, Solid Owner, Solid GM. Nothing will keep this team down."
12. [13.5] Detroit Demon Lions Coach: The Strategy Expert
Asheme says "Really? All that strategy and you didn't figure out how to resize your team logo to 75x75? Come on, now. http://www.softpedia.com/get/Multimedia/Graphic/Graphic-Editors/CorelDRAW-Graphics-Suite.shtml Use it, learn it, love it."
Someone says "Time to see if the richest team in GLB can hang with the best teams in GLB. Expect these guys in the playoffs."
Shagg says "Don't know much about this team but I'm sure with the level's they have they should be good enough to make the playoffs."
Hogglife says "I think they might purrrr more than they roar???"
13. [13.75] D.C. Warpath Coach: Hogglife
Asheme says "Goodness, you guys are going to be annoying. I can already feel it. It's like mono, when your glands swell up before the extreme fatigue and loss of your will to live."
Someone says "Hogglife leads an outspoken team into this season. They had won 10 straight until losing in the AAA final game."
Shagg says "Probably going to hear every bad word in the book from Hogglife but I guess we'll get used to it."
Hogglife says "I never heard of these guys but they look damn good. Their owner looks like he knows what he is doing. HoggLife huh sounds like a winner to me. Chalk him up for a Championship Im sure of that."
14. [14.5] Tecmo SuperBowlers Coach: Toad22484
Asheme says "Yeah, no, I get it. It's cute. Real team unity-ish with the avatars and player names, yeah, really great. We all liked that game, so, um, cool. You guys are like cyborgs to me, though. Just so you know that. Real Philip K. Dick, second variety, and all."
Someone says "Perhaps the least known of all the new PRO teams…it wont take long for people to take notice."
Shagg says "Owner doesn't have to worry about FA as he owns the whole fucking team(what fun is that.)"
Florida__boi08 says "Dominating in AAA doesnt earn you respect."
Hogglife says "Might just wanna stick to video games cause Tecmo Bowl is great but this team is far from it."
15. [16.25] Denver Globetrotters Coach: D-will
Asheme says "Paper lions? Or will they put it together. D-will is my guy, so I'm rooting for them, but now's the time to do some damage with all that talent."
Someone says "Brought in a huge OL and HB but still failed to make the playoffs. The talent is there but the west is full of very talented teams."
Shagg says "Hate this team with a passion but I'm thinking they'll gell better this year. Nova's will get revenge though."
Florida__boi08 says "Known world wide, but not feared world wide."
Hogglife says "Will be lucky to Trot to 6 wins."
16. [16.38] Washington Bullets Coach: monkeyskin
Asheme says "Probably overachieved last season, and didn't significantly upgrade in the offseason. They will struggle to make the playoffs, methinks, unless they can find a way to consistently score."
Someone says "There up and down season was overshadowed last year by the outspoken legends as the other promoted team. They have a good chance at a playoff spot again this season."
Shagg says "Don't know alot about these guys but I know that Wes Unseld and Elvin Hayes played for them."
Hogglife says "First year in the Pros and made the playoffs. Can they do it again? I think they have what it takes."
17. [16.63] Flathead Just Go Krazy Coach: bolstersam
Asheme says "The soldiers mutinied. Probably the team hit hardest by outbound players, how will the surprise team from S3 rebound?"
Someone says "Flathead simply has lost too much to be a power in the West this season. They need to get some more depth before the season starts or it could be a long long season."
Shagg says "Losing Ledyard hurt and they signed my ex GM and TE WTF."
Hogglife says "Bolstersam can talk his way to a winning season. But this time can he talk his way to a Championship? We will have to wait and see."
18. [18.13] New York Underdogs Coach: CTap
Asheme says "Yeah, I said it, NYU, great school/top 10 team in USA Pro in S3. CTap, don't make me look stupid."
Someone says "New York has done a good job of rebuilding but that team is simply not ready to be at the top of the West."
Shagg says "seems like they may have a decent team for this season."
Florida__boi08 says "Underdogs but will make a big splash."
Hogglife says "They are not Underdogs they are just flat out BAD."
19. [19.25] Minnesota Marauders Coach: Galkuris
Asheme says "Hard luck team from S2. I'm expecting them to rebound, and turn some of those frowns upside down, too much talent not to. Though I hope they take that G off the DT depth chart."
Someone says "7 of the losses last season were by 1 score or less. Despite a 4-12 record these guys actually had a positive point differential. Huge additions this offseason to the roster should turn these guys over the top and among the elite in the west."
Shagg says "They'll fight well enough to stay."
Hogglife says "Umm welll shoooot I would love to say something good about you. Um you have welll ummm. Okay they suck too."
20. [19.38] Dayton Brute Squad Coach: Quasta
Asheme says "André Roussimoff in your logo gets you the "Best of the New Guys" spot. Enjoy it, knowing it has nothing to do with your merit as a team."
Someone says "At 9 in a row Dayton brings in the 2nd longest winning streak of all the teams."
Shagg says "Something about this team they remind me of the Dump Trucks they're steady and they'll be tough."
Hogglife says "They have the most heart in the GLB and I know they will be one of the best in the Pros one day!"
21. [20.13] Kentucky Wildcats Coach: justafish2002
Asheme says "Massive player losses have left the Wildcats with some glaring holes. If they can shore up their shortcomings, they'll shoot up this list, like a jetpack. A jetpack, man."
Someone says "They had some holes to fill and have filled some of them. Can justafish get this team ready for the playoffs."
Shagg says "these guys have been stealing every fucking FA i've gone after they better make the playoffs."
Hogglife says "The best of the rest."
22. [20.25] Pensacola Blazers Coach: h00d420
Asheme says "Thought they'd make a big leap last season, didn't happen. Maybe in S3?"
Someone says "The blazers pulled off many upsets last season by forcing multiple turnovers and making few mistakes on offense. Was it luck or good gameplanning? This season will tell the tale."
Shagg says "Decent team in a tough upper East division."
Hogglife says "Will an 8-8 record be good enough to get these guys in the playoffs???"
23. [20.75] Kansas Warriors Coach: bigtisme
Asheme says "Need help. Could be a solid team, but will really struggle unless they get some more bodies on the DC."
Someone says "Should not be happy with the team missing the playoffs by 1 game for the second year. Kansas is anchored by a strong OL and QB. The question is can the new players on defense replace the big losses?"
Shagg says "Good team that will battle for a playoff spot."
Hogglife says "Warriors??? I seen more fight in a chihuahua pup."
24. [21.13] Oakland Intimidators Coach: tpaterniti
Asheme says "Yeoman's work done by tpat and his people to turn this team into a threat. They aren't quite there yet, but gaining respect, they are, Yoda says."
Someone says "Oakland is not looking to intimidate many people this season."
Shagg says "Gotta show me something this season."
Hogglife says "And really who do these guys Intimidate? Maybe some kid on an elementary school play yard and that is about it."
25. [23.75] Mozilla Firefox Coach: cwrujosh
Asheme says "Sweet new logo. Mesmerizing."
Someone says "These guys still haven’t recovered from being gutted last season."
Shagg says "They'll be good enough in the bottom half of the East."
Hogglife says "Just send the rest of these teams to the Western Asia BB #10 league or something cause they really dont need to be in a league named the Pro cause they are far from it."
26. [24.38] Sacramento SaberCats Coach: ttime33
Asheme says "I guess they're decent now. Who knew? Did you know? I didn't know."
Someone says "Sabercats only quality win last season was the huge upset of Kansas. Don’t expect a playoff run from this team."
Shagg says "Best of the worst in the Shitty Bottom of the East."
Hogglife says "When I think of a cat I think of a 5 letter word that starts with a P and that is what this team is ussies."
27. [24.5] Columbus Bucks Coach: holloway4263
Asheme says "Bit of advice: next time you're embroiled in a farm team controversy, at least have the good sense to send the high level players to USA Pro, and not SE Asia AAA. Geez."
Someone says "The sad fact is that there are 3 or 4 teams that the Bucks would dominate in the East. But out west they are looking like a bottom feeder."
Shagg says "They'll be fighting the Supernovas to stay in the USA PRO's."
Hogglife says "Buck this team really sucks big time."
28. [25.75] Saginaw Supernovas aka Global Warming Coach: Shagg
Asheme says "Will fail this season due to not renaming the team the Flint Tropics. Should've listened to me, Shagg."
Someone says "With a few upsets the Supernovas might avoid relegation but it would take quiet an effort. This team has not shown an ability to win as of yet."
Shagg says "We'll fight to stay in the USA PRO in a very good all around western conference."
Florida__boi08 says "Have done alot this offseason just not enough."
Hogglife says "Is Saginaw a real city and is this really a team???"
29. [27.8] Savannah Skyhawks Coach: terps85
Asheme says "Terps85, you've got my respect, friend-o. Hell of a job trying to turn the Blackjack back into a decent squad. Best of luck to you."
Someone says "Don’t expect a playoff run from these guys but they should stay competitive enough to not get relegated."
Shagg says "Hang on it'll be a bumpy ride."
Hogglife says "Does it really get any worse than this team???"
30. [28.75] Miami Bulldogs Coach: rreeddss
Asheme says "Best of luck to you guys as well. Done a commendable job so far. Here's to avoiding relegation. (See? I can be nice)"
Someone says "It could be a long season when the only two wins last season were against teams that are now in AAA."
Shagg says "Umm they'll be in USA PRO again next season."
Hogglife says "I guess it does get worse. A Bulldog or Bullshit???"
31. [30.25] Utopia Legends Coach: hockyplaya2
Asheme says "Well, well, well. Sughamer, I don't want to hear any crap about the West not having any cupcakes this season. Enjoy your 1392498-0 games, boys."
Someone says "Tubby gutted and left and the question is how quickly can this team be rebuilt. Get these guys early for free wins they might have some players at the end of the season."
Shagg says "Relegation is in their future."
Hogglife says "Their yellow belly owner quit and now they are a team full of computer players. I would rather see this than have to listen to that guy cry like a lil bitch anymore."
32. [31] Beantown Gearheads Coach: Boneclaw
Asheme says "WTF, mate? Just sell the team back, for the love of sweet pete."
Someone says "A very strong team last season but with all new players this season. Are these guys the new whipping boy of the east?"
Shagg says "Think this one can go without an explanation."
Hogglife says "What the heck is a Gearhead???"
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Guess I cant please everyone. All I know is everyone on my team LOVES me so that is all that matters huh Asheme 
