Girrrrrl, you got to get these brothers for all the money you can honey. Cause if they ain't got no money, they can't do nothin for me but get out of my face. On to the rankings:
1) Northwest Mighthawks - Man, I'm just gonna go jerk off thinking about how privileged I am to be in the same league with God's motivation for inventing the dot.
2) Chicago Hedgehogs - I can't wait to see what GLB's greatest recruiter has pulled out of his hat for this season. Sucks your path to the World league lies through the invincible Mighthawks though.
3) Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens - Are we really allowed to do this? I was accidentally on a team called the "Illegal Smexies" once, and that got the smackdown. Can we get a ruling from the judges?
4) Bortsville Mystery Nerf - HAHAHA I AM A MMORPG VETERAN AND I CAN WORK THE WORD NERF INTO REAL LIFE CONVERSATIONS SUCK IT TERRIBAD
5) Minnesota Marauders - Yeah, if you think these fucks are going to exceed "respectable", you haven't been around for the last twelve seasons.
6) SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL - Well, on the assumption that "South Georgia" means Gainesville, FL, there might be some talent floating around those parts. Plus, the all-caps team suggests they're all business.
7) Columbus Bucks - Is this some kind of faggot joke? [EDIT: By "faggot", I mean bundle of sticks, please don't report me thunderdoozer.]
8) Austin Longhorns - Meh, probably won't suck.
9) Houston Toros - Yeah, bombing Pearl Harbor is real funny guys.
10) Timpanogos Thunder - You will forever more be our enemy.
11) Las Vegas Flyin' Elvis - I think we traded you a shitty WR for a shitty DE once.
12) New Jersey Battalion - Wasn't blinfylelf part of this operation or some shit? Did he disown you? [EDIT: Nevermind, there he is.]
13) Tallahassee Seminoles - Hahaha, more like "Semen Holes", amirite? [EDIT: Yep, this is the grimmest march through Scatalogistan ever.]
14) Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals - Probably won't get demoted.
15) Dead Man's Hand - Is this like "the stranger?" [EDIT: Keep on marching.]
16) D-League Dream Team - YEAH YOU BETTER GUT!
1) Northwest Mighthawks - Man, I'm just gonna go jerk off thinking about how privileged I am to be in the same league with God's motivation for inventing the dot.
2) Chicago Hedgehogs - I can't wait to see what GLB's greatest recruiter has pulled out of his hat for this season. Sucks your path to the World league lies through the invincible Mighthawks though.
3) Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens - Are we really allowed to do this? I was accidentally on a team called the "Illegal Smexies" once, and that got the smackdown. Can we get a ruling from the judges?
4) Bortsville Mystery Nerf - HAHAHA I AM A MMORPG VETERAN AND I CAN WORK THE WORD NERF INTO REAL LIFE CONVERSATIONS SUCK IT TERRIBAD
5) Minnesota Marauders - Yeah, if you think these fucks are going to exceed "respectable", you haven't been around for the last twelve seasons.
6) SOUTH GEORGIA GROWL - Well, on the assumption that "South Georgia" means Gainesville, FL, there might be some talent floating around those parts. Plus, the all-caps team suggests they're all business.
7) Columbus Bucks - Is this some kind of faggot joke? [EDIT: By "faggot", I mean bundle of sticks, please don't report me thunderdoozer.]
8) Austin Longhorns - Meh, probably won't suck.
9) Houston Toros - Yeah, bombing Pearl Harbor is real funny guys.
10) Timpanogos Thunder - You will forever more be our enemy.
11) Las Vegas Flyin' Elvis - I think we traded you a shitty WR for a shitty DE once.
12) New Jersey Battalion - Wasn't blinfylelf part of this operation or some shit? Did he disown you? [EDIT: Nevermind, there he is.]
13) Tallahassee Seminoles - Hahaha, more like "Semen Holes", amirite? [EDIT: Yep, this is the grimmest march through Scatalogistan ever.]
14) Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals - Probably won't get demoted.
15) Dead Man's Hand - Is this like "the stranger?" [EDIT: Keep on marching.]
16) D-League Dream Team - YEAH YOU BETTER GUT!
