It must be hard.
I mean, some of you agonize over this game, over these dots, over your investment. Some of you realize you'll never play for the top teams and just sit back gnashing you teeth at the real players.
Some of us (yes us, not you) used to care like you do. We realized a long time ago that we could win this game without trying, without caring, without the effort that the other 2000 teams or whatever have to use over and over and over... while still failing.
You hate us because we're witty and smart and our jokes are funny. You hate us because we beat the living snot out of your dotball team without really caring if we win or not, all the while you care desperately and go to sleep at night wishing you could find a way to make us lose. Of course, even if we did, we'd have already won.
This is the last game my first dot will play in the WL, and I think I've changed his tactics maybe two times since season 5. Yet there he is, TD leader, yards leader, ship winner. You'll scream and cry and make threads and PM bort about collusion and whatever other little whine you have because deep down you wish you had what i've got. And you know what a little hypocrite you're being, but that's ok. No one is perfect.
Except me.
It's been fun WL. I'm not personally going anywhere, as I'll GM for Haliblack forever more or less, but trolling by effortlessly winning is going to have to wait a few more seasons, until my new baby dots come back up. But rest assured, they'll be here. At the end of the day, me and my ilk are still WAY better at this than you, and we still just don't care.
Sorry.
Not really.
I mean, some of you agonize over this game, over these dots, over your investment. Some of you realize you'll never play for the top teams and just sit back gnashing you teeth at the real players.
Some of us (yes us, not you) used to care like you do. We realized a long time ago that we could win this game without trying, without caring, without the effort that the other 2000 teams or whatever have to use over and over and over... while still failing.
You hate us because we're witty and smart and our jokes are funny. You hate us because we beat the living snot out of your dotball team without really caring if we win or not, all the while you care desperately and go to sleep at night wishing you could find a way to make us lose. Of course, even if we did, we'd have already won.
This is the last game my first dot will play in the WL, and I think I've changed his tactics maybe two times since season 5. Yet there he is, TD leader, yards leader, ship winner. You'll scream and cry and make threads and PM bort about collusion and whatever other little whine you have because deep down you wish you had what i've got. And you know what a little hypocrite you're being, but that's ok. No one is perfect.
Except me.
It's been fun WL. I'm not personally going anywhere, as I'll GM for Haliblack forever more or less, but trolling by effortlessly winning is going to have to wait a few more seasons, until my new baby dots come back up. But rest assured, they'll be here. At the end of the day, me and my ilk are still WAY better at this than you, and we still just don't care.
Sorry.
Not really.
