Warrior General Games

After an offseason practice, Sir Lawrence Taylor sat down with our reporters to answer some questions about himself and his team.

Reporter: "First, why do you use the title Sir?"

SLT: "It's a funny story, actually. I was vacationing in London when I was about 20, and I ended up foiling a bank robbery. It was hot outside, so we came inside to chill in the A/C, and all of a sudden some guy starts waving a gun at the bankers. He really didn't expect it when I took his legs out from underneath him... The funny thing is, the gun was fake. I was actually knighted by the Queen a day later!"

Rep: "That is nuts. Not everyone is a proper knight, are they?"
SLT: "Yeah, I guess not. It doesn't come with any special privileges or anything, but hey, don't look a gifthorse in the mouth, right?"

Rep: "Yeah, I guess so. Anyways, how have you spent your offseason so far?"
SLT: "I've taken the time to get to know my guys, especially the newbies, Jim (Laurinitis22). He's a cool guy, and we're going to show the league who Gotham City is. Me, Jim, and Jackson (Schmoe) that is."

Rep: "What are your expectations for the defense, and really the whole team this year?"
SLT: "It's not my place to set the bar for the offense, because it's not my place. I'd be pissed if Rico Dynamite told me to get x amount of tackles this year!"

Rep: *laugh* "Yeah, I think I feel for you. Sort of. Anyways, what about the defense? I think you forgot to answer that part."
SLT: "Oh, right. Anyways, I suppose if we allowed less than 10 points this season, I'd be happy." [/sarcasm]

Rep: "For a knight, you're about as serious as a rubber chicken. What do you think about your coaches?"
SLT: "Matt, our D guy, is great. he's got infinite patience with some of the newer guys, and that gives our whole squad the confidence to perform to our fullest. Coach Sack is a friggin genius guy, I swear. The man lives football. But yeah, I got plans tonight, so if you don't have any more questions...?"

Rep: "Just one. You ready for the season to start?"
SLT: *smile* "Of course. See you at the first game."

this was stupid

Originally posted by sunshineks
this was stupid

What have you added to the forum??? Don't call someone out unless you are heavy into the forums with something intelligent to add. I don't even know the original poster but I hate when people come into a thread and say something that doesn't even matter. Boy, I hope you are in the Eastern Conference with me.

I'm the Journalist for the GC Punishers, so this is just what I do. If you don't want to read an interview with a player, don't click on the freaking link... I think I made it obvious enough what the post was about in the topic.

Originally posted by mrodriguez4096
Originally posted by sunshineks

this was stupid

What have you added to the forum??? Don't call someone out unless you are heavy into the forums with something intelligent to add. I don't even know the original poster but I hate when people come into a thread and say something that doesn't even matter. Boy, I hope you are in the Eastern Conference with me.


no I'm not and I thought you were a stand up dude till now, and I will stand by this, I thought it was pretty stupid. It could have been pretty cool until he was "knighted".

Originally posted by
Boy, I hope you are in the Eastern Conference with me

Good job on trying to be an internet badass though.

Originally posted by DDJesus
I'm the Journalist for the GC Punishers, so this is just what I do. If you don't want to read an interview with a player, don't click on the freaking link... I think I made it obvious enough what the post was about in the topic.

see above post to see why I thought it was stupid and why I clicked it

Originally posted by sunshineks
Originally posted by mrodriguez4096

Originally posted by sunshineks


this was stupid

What have you added to the forum??? Don't call someone out unless you are heavy into the forums with something intelligent to add. I don't even know the original poster but I hate when people come into a thread and say something that doesn't even matter. Boy, I hope you are in the Eastern Conference with me.


no I'm not and I thought you were a stand up dude till now, and I will stand by this, I thought it was pretty stupid. It could have been pretty cool until he was "knighted".

Originally posted by

Boy, I hope you are in the Eastern Conference with me

Good job on trying to be an internet badass though.

Seriously??? Do me a favor before you continue to look dumb, I post on here all the time and everyone knows me. If you think I am not a stand up guy then that is your opinion. As for being a badass, if you think I came at you like that then that shows me your age. Who cares that you think it is stupid? Did he say "Please leave your opinion in this thread?" I am done with you. Waste of time.

Originally posted by mrodriguez4096
Originally posted by sunshineks

Originally posted by mrodriguez4096


Originally posted by sunshineks



this was stupid

What have you added to the forum??? Don't call someone out unless you are heavy into the forums with something intelligent to add. I don't even know the original poster but I hate when people come into a thread and say something that doesn't even matter. Boy, I hope you are in the Eastern Conference with me.


no I'm not and I thought you were a stand up dude till now, and I will stand by this, I thought it was pretty stupid. It could have been pretty cool until he was "knighted".

Originally posted by


Boy, I hope you are in the Eastern Conference with me

Good job on trying to be an internet badass though.

Seriously??? Do me a favor before you continue to look dumb, I post on here all the time and everyone knows me. If you think I am not a stand up guy then that is your opinion. As for being a badass, if you think I came at you like that then that shows me your age. Who cares that you think it is stupid? Did he say "Please leave your opinion in this thread?" I am done with you. Waste of time.


Yes the waste of time argument, really impressive. As for not asking for opinions, why even say that when I never asked for yours. Also, how else was that line suppose to come off as other than, "I hope your in my conference so you can get the shit knocked out of you." However if you're done fine.

The point of my articles is to be somewhat humorous, somewhat realistic, but it's still fiction so I can do whatever I please. The guy I interviewed, his character name is literally "Sir Lawrence Taylor" so I made up a funny story about how he was knighted and what have you.

Also, I didn't really interview the guy, I made up the interview. Really, don't take it too seriously! It's just for entertainment (and to further the popularity of the GC Punishers )

Originally posted by DDJesus
The point of my articles is to be somewhat humorous, somewhat realistic, but it's still fiction so I can do whatever I please. The guy I interviewed, his character name is literally "Sir Lawrence Taylor" so I made up a funny story about how he was knighted and what have you.

Also, I didn't really interview the guy, I made up the interview. Really, don't take it too seriously! It's just for entertainment (and to further the popularity of the GC Punishers )

Not once did I say this was a bad idea, I thought it was actually a really good idea(which is why I opened the thread in the first place), just the way went with it I found rediculous. Keep them coming in my opinion just without crazy out there stories of being knighted.

Originally posted by sunshineks
Yes the waste of time argument, really impressive. As for not asking for opinions, why even say that when I never asked for yours. Also, how else was that line suppose to come off as other than, "I hope your in my conference so you can get the shit knocked out of you."

Why be so bitter? If you don't like it, move on. Its that simple.

You're totally right, sunshineks. This is Football, played with dots. Serious business right here.

Originally posted by JmJonesy
Originally posted by sunshineks

Yes the waste of time argument, really impressive. As for not asking for opinions, why even say that when I never asked for yours. Also, how else was that line suppose to come off as other than, "I hope your in my conference so you can get the shit knocked out of you."

Why be so bitter? If you don't like it, move on. Its that simple.

I'm bitter now? I thought it was stupid and voiced my opinion and in my last post explained why and I actually gave some contructive critisism.

Originally posted by DDJesus
You're totally right, sunshineks. This is Football, played with dots. Serious business right here.

SUPER FUCKING SERIOUS BUSINESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I thought it was pretty lame too seeing as the guy is a backup linebacker on a team the Cajuns are going to nail to the wall this year but if it is meant as a farce hey, whatever floats your boat.