I conducted an interview with Tea Baggins via computer telephone about the upcoming football season and his expectations.
Me: Hi Tea, hows life?
Tea Baggins: Haha you think you're funny aren't you. Just fine just fine, anxious for the season to start. And you?
Me: Good. How did you get your name?
Tea Baggins: Well my mom came...
Me: Wait you dont have a mom...you're a figure on a computer game.
Tea Baggins: I guess you're right. And so basically you're just talking to yourself?
Me: Yeah, but so is everyone who "conducts interviews" on this site. Pretty damn stupid. What is your personal goal for season 3?
Tea Baggins: No real goals, I just wanna continue to embarass every opponent I go up against.
Me: Well aren't you cocky.
Tea Baggins: I call it confidence.
Me: You're exactly right. Are you concerned that with your growing fame, opposing defenses will zero in on you?
Tea Baggins: I have a lot of faith in my O-line and offensive coordinator and I know we have the ability to get the job done everytime out.
Me: Will anyone put up better numbers than you this year?
Tea Baggins: I would hope not, but I'm aware of an up and coming runningback in the USA BBB league named Justin Mordon. He's sort of become a mold of me.
Me: Any plans on a retirement?
Tea Baggins: Actually yes. I will retire at the end of this season.
Me: Good. Im glad. Good luck with the rest of your life...
Me: Hi Tea, hows life?
Tea Baggins: Haha you think you're funny aren't you. Just fine just fine, anxious for the season to start. And you?
Me: Good. How did you get your name?
Tea Baggins: Well my mom came...
Me: Wait you dont have a mom...you're a figure on a computer game.
Tea Baggins: I guess you're right. And so basically you're just talking to yourself?
Me: Yeah, but so is everyone who "conducts interviews" on this site. Pretty damn stupid. What is your personal goal for season 3?
Tea Baggins: No real goals, I just wanna continue to embarass every opponent I go up against.
Me: Well aren't you cocky.
Tea Baggins: I call it confidence.
Me: You're exactly right. Are you concerned that with your growing fame, opposing defenses will zero in on you?
Tea Baggins: I have a lot of faith in my O-line and offensive coordinator and I know we have the ability to get the job done everytime out.
Me: Will anyone put up better numbers than you this year?
Tea Baggins: I would hope not, but I'm aware of an up and coming runningback in the USA BBB league named Justin Mordon. He's sort of become a mold of me.
Me: Any plans on a retirement?
Tea Baggins: Actually yes. I will retire at the end of this season.
Me: Good. Im glad. Good luck with the rest of your life...
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