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I think the life cycle is all backwards.

You should start out dead; just get it right out of the way.

You wake up in a senior care facility and start feeling better every day.

You get kicked out of there for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You drink alcohol, you party, you're "generally" promiscuous and you get ready for High School.

After High School, you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play or nap all day, you have no responsibilities.

You become a baby with no cares whatsoever.

Then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa treatments, room service on tap, larger living quarters everyday...and then...

you finish off as an orgasm!

It would have to be better that way ...

because this getting old .. just sucks
 
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Bravo!
 
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Originally posted by Primate
Bravo!


 
Vortus
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Heheh Not sure how many women would go for the moving into that condo part....
 
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lol

My five year old asked me why we couldn't be born old and get younger just a couple days ago.
 
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Originally posted by AirMcMVP
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My five year old asked me why we couldn't be born old and get younger just a couple days ago.


Kids are just hilarious-we started keeping a notebook with all their goofy questions and comments.
 
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Originally posted by Vortus
Heheh Not sure how many women would go for the moving into that condo part....


lol..

"yes, hi there Mrs. Brown, this is Dr. Feel Good. Your appointment for baby injection will be at 4:30 AM tomorrow morning."
 
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Originally posted by Primate

Bravo!




 
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benjamin button ftw
 


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