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Cleveland, OH (AP) - A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Cuyahoga County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Washington Redskins, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.
 
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Originally posted by Veg
Cleveland, OH (AP) - A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Cuyahoga County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Washington Redskins, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.



CLASSIC. GOOD ONE.
 
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Originally posted by Veg
Cleveland, OH (AP) - A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Cuyahoga County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Washington Redskins, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.


That joke was funny the first couple times I heard it.

The next thousand or so times, not so much.
 
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Originally posted by gocincinnati
That joke was funny the first couple times I heard it.

The next thousand or so times, not so much.


I THINK YOU BOTH NEED TO BUMP BOOBS
 
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Originally posted by gocincinnati
Originally posted by Veg

Cleveland, OH (AP) - A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Cuyahoga County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Washington Redskins, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.


That joke was funny the first couple times I heard it.

The next thousand or so times, not so much.


to bad no one gives a flying fuck what you think!
 
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Well, there goes a whole 30 sec. of my life Ill never get back. Another Buda Bitch post. Almost come to expect it from them.
<--- Shakes head. Veg... what a douche.

Now, it would have been fucking HILARIOUS had it been about Favre and the shithole Vikings.

(And no, this does NOT mean I like the Skins. Im completely indifferent about them, could care less.)
 
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Originally posted by Veg
Originally posted by gocincinnati
That joke was funny the first couple times I heard it.

The next thousand or so times, not so much.


to bad no one gives a flying fuck what you think!


Piss off Vag
 
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Originally posted by minus_the_pain
Well, there goes a whole 30 sec. of my life Ill never get back. Another Buda Bitch post. Almost come to expect it from them.
<--- Shakes head. Veg... what a douche.

Now, it would have been fucking HILARIOUS had it been about Favre and the shithole Vikings.

(And no, this does NOT mean I like the Skins. Im completely indifferent about them, could care less.)


Coming from a Pats fan:

This joke would have fit the

- Lions
- Redskins
- Texans
- Browns
- Raiders
- Early/Mid 90's Pats

Vikings, not so much.
Edited by griffin8r on Oct 4, 2009 06:58:58
 


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