Today is a dark day in USA Pro history, perhaps the darkest ever. The league was shaken to its core by the revalations of a courageous, stalwart whistleblower that Kampfire favorite Ketchikan has been BLITZING PLAYERS THAT ARE NOT ON THE LINE OF SCRIMMAGE. What's worse, this has been going on for several games! Early reports suggest that the brave whistleblower has gone into hiding, citing fear of the "KKK goon mafia", which is in fact real and not a crazy figment of the whistleblower's imagination. It's hard to go about business as usual when the foundation of the game has been compromised to this extent, but we'll try. On to the rankings:
1) Minnesota Marauders - Meh, WSI, next.
2) Nashville Hounds - The Hounds played it extremely close to the vest today against Dread City, not wanting to show ANYTHING in their AI to their WL opponent in their scrim. Almost bit them in the ass, but they got both wins.
3) Washington Wolfpack - Welcome to the Pros, Laredo.
4) Lincoln Navigators - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwG9j-VJ2yk
5) Spokane Privateers - A dark horse has emerged in the race for top USA Pro West QB, plucky young upstart Red Rackham. Spokane stomped the crap out of a game SDD team this week, and go up in a huge tilt against Ketchikan next week.
6) Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals - Ketchikan would like to formally invite the Mighthawk-loving supercomputer to kiss our racist exploiting asses.
7) Northwest Mighthawks - Obviously sandbagging again.
8) Chicago Hedgehogs - See, I told you chemistry was important.
9) San Diego Demolition - Dropped two huge games in a row.
10) Laredo Lesbians - SDD, Ketchikan, Nashville, Chicago, and Wolfpack is a tough stretch.
11) Dread City Diabolicals - Came out firing on both cylinders today.
12) Portland Aftershocks - A huge step towards their goal of not going back to AAA1!
13) Timpanogos Thunder - Lost to the Aftershocks. Yikes.
14) Carson City Cubes - Held the mighty ICECOLD! to a tie.
15) New Jersey Battalion - Scored at least.
16) West Scranton Invaders - We need another contest to change this team name to something funnier.
1) Minnesota Marauders - Meh, WSI, next.
2) Nashville Hounds - The Hounds played it extremely close to the vest today against Dread City, not wanting to show ANYTHING in their AI to their WL opponent in their scrim. Almost bit them in the ass, but they got both wins.
3) Washington Wolfpack - Welcome to the Pros, Laredo.
4) Lincoln Navigators - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwG9j-VJ2yk
5) Spokane Privateers - A dark horse has emerged in the race for top USA Pro West QB, plucky young upstart Red Rackham. Spokane stomped the crap out of a game SDD team this week, and go up in a huge tilt against Ketchikan next week.
6) Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals - Ketchikan would like to formally invite the Mighthawk-loving supercomputer to kiss our racist exploiting asses.
7) Northwest Mighthawks - Obviously sandbagging again.
8) Chicago Hedgehogs - See, I told you chemistry was important.
9) San Diego Demolition - Dropped two huge games in a row.
10) Laredo Lesbians - SDD, Ketchikan, Nashville, Chicago, and Wolfpack is a tough stretch.
11) Dread City Diabolicals - Came out firing on both cylinders today.
12) Portland Aftershocks - A huge step towards their goal of not going back to AAA1!
13) Timpanogos Thunder - Lost to the Aftershocks. Yikes.
14) Carson City Cubes - Held the mighty ICECOLD! to a tie.
15) New Jersey Battalion - Scored at least.
16) West Scranton Invaders - We need another contest to change this team name to something funnier.
Last season, Caesar would be calling for the gut job by high. Hounds too high
