Have we wandered into some sort of bizarro USA Pro where the West actually shows up for interconference week? This has to be the craziest week in GLB history, in fact, we are not even taking evidence that there has been a crazier week, so all of you archivists can go to hell. On to the rankings:
1) Northwest Mighthawks - Have you ever been taunted by a Mighthawk-loving supercomputer? I'm getting a pretty good dose of it right now after famously questioning the invincibility of the glorious Mighthawks, and I can tell you it sucks. I haven't seen an upset of this magnitude since I watched "The Mighty Ducks." Now that I think about it- Mighty Ducks are pretty close to Mighthawks- both mighty, both birds of some nature, and both are pretty lame.
2) Minnesota Marauders - Killed some AAA1 team. Whoopty-doo.
3) Lincoln Navigators - Let's check the old Lincoln emotional barometer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmQIzSF1yb0
4) Washington Wolfpack - thehazyone OCed both teams in today's Washington-Washington matchup, he must be really proud of that 20-12 thriller.
5) Spokane Privateers - I told you guys that Spokane ain't nothing to fuck with. Did anyone listen? Well, I think some of you did, but still.
6) Nashville Hounds - OH SHIT I DROPPED THEM A SPOT NOW WE KNOW WHAT THIS THREAD IS GOING TO BE ABOUT
7) San Diego Demolition - Today's game against the Naked Mole-Rats was a grudge match for SDD, as the Naked Mole-Rats kept the Demolition from racking up a 20-0 season in season 9. So now that that's out of the way, you don't have to try any more, MattMan.
8) Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals - Unimpressive performance drops Ketchikan to the very bottom of the "contenders" list. I'm really, really hoping this was a case of "South Otto has improved" instead of "Ketchikan is suddenly terrible." I still blame Bort.
9) New Jersey Battalion - Excellent win.
10) Timpanogos Thunder - HAHA WELCOME TO USA PRO FOUR-LOSS AAA NOOBS TAKE THA- oh shit, they won. Probably this year's Hounds.
11) Laredo Lesbians - You just gots to beat who they makes you play, the rest sorts itself out son.
12) Dread City Diabolicals - The talking dog has a pretty good team, and Dread City hung in there with them.
13) Portland Aftershocks - Had to play the Blaze, better luck with your draw next year sirs.
14) Chicago Hedgehogs - The greatest recruiting class of all time was no match for the Gurupies.
15) Carson City Cubes - That strange clicking sound you hear is that of 30 OCs simultaneously going to check their overtime AIs.
16) West Scranton Invaders - CCCC must be pretty good.
1) Northwest Mighthawks - Have you ever been taunted by a Mighthawk-loving supercomputer? I'm getting a pretty good dose of it right now after famously questioning the invincibility of the glorious Mighthawks, and I can tell you it sucks. I haven't seen an upset of this magnitude since I watched "The Mighty Ducks." Now that I think about it- Mighty Ducks are pretty close to Mighthawks- both mighty, both birds of some nature, and both are pretty lame.
2) Minnesota Marauders - Killed some AAA1 team. Whoopty-doo.
3) Lincoln Navigators - Let's check the old Lincoln emotional barometer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmQIzSF1yb0
4) Washington Wolfpack - thehazyone OCed both teams in today's Washington-Washington matchup, he must be really proud of that 20-12 thriller.
5) Spokane Privateers - I told you guys that Spokane ain't nothing to fuck with. Did anyone listen? Well, I think some of you did, but still.
6) Nashville Hounds - OH SHIT I DROPPED THEM A SPOT NOW WE KNOW WHAT THIS THREAD IS GOING TO BE ABOUT
7) San Diego Demolition - Today's game against the Naked Mole-Rats was a grudge match for SDD, as the Naked Mole-Rats kept the Demolition from racking up a 20-0 season in season 9. So now that that's out of the way, you don't have to try any more, MattMan.
8) Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals - Unimpressive performance drops Ketchikan to the very bottom of the "contenders" list. I'm really, really hoping this was a case of "South Otto has improved" instead of "Ketchikan is suddenly terrible." I still blame Bort.
9) New Jersey Battalion - Excellent win.
10) Timpanogos Thunder - HAHA WELCOME TO USA PRO FOUR-LOSS AAA NOOBS TAKE THA- oh shit, they won. Probably this year's Hounds.
11) Laredo Lesbians - You just gots to beat who they makes you play, the rest sorts itself out son.
12) Dread City Diabolicals - The talking dog has a pretty good team, and Dread City hung in there with them.
13) Portland Aftershocks - Had to play the Blaze, better luck with your draw next year sirs.
14) Chicago Hedgehogs - The greatest recruiting class of all time was no match for the Gurupies.
15) Carson City Cubes - That strange clicking sound you hear is that of 30 OCs simultaneously going to check their overtime AIs.
16) West Scranton Invaders - CCCC must be pretty good.
