Iz been a hot, sweaty, long offseason and preseason but we over here in the east have prevailed again as the dominant league. Hey West, how does it feel to has our Massive Eastern E-PEEN down your throats for another season?
~In otha news, thanks to my son zeke i has a new hobby other than makin funs of darkies and fatties and tacos and fortune cookies... And it is Pokemon! So in dedication of this revolutionary gamez, i will honor teams with appropriate pokemon mascots. Rachael Ray (tha name of my supacomputer), lets get this started:
Reference for pokemon:
http://www.braisher.com/images/Pokemon1.jpg
http://www.braisher.com/images/Pokemon2.jpg
1) ***Official*** Footballguys- (Mew) - The original Badass!
2) New Jersey Blaze- (Mewtwo) - The New and Improved BADASS! I gotz to has you on my team
3) Naked Mole-Rats- (Eevee) - You're adorable but don't be fooled cause when you evolve into Jolteon its lights out for the Elite 4!
4) Alpine Golfer- (Snorlax) The Master of sandbagging! Lets hope you start the season off with the pokeflute
5) Washington Slashers- (Scyther) You look amazing, but youre still a bug type so you get your ass handed to you by ppl who knows what they are doin, but you look cool and thats what counts in this game!
6) Northwest Arkansas Naturals- (Magikarp) Who brought a Magikarp to a gym battle? You best hope you evolve into Gyarados, or you fail!
7) Indianapolis Gurupies- (Dragonite) Handing out defeats since Red version, but you're a dragon type so overrated cause Articuno will beat you unless you have some fire move or electric move but im sure you just have 4 Hyper-Beams
8) Chocolate City Cha Chings- (Moltres) I thoughts you were dead, but somehows you are reborn and stronger than ever. 2bad fire/flying is a sad combo and my Blastoise will defeat you in 1 turn.
9) Detroit Demon Lions- (Jigglypuff) You fill yourself with hot air to make yourself seem scary but im on to you and your singing!
10) Columbus Woodys- (Gloom) You smell, but your a grass/poison type soooo you can beat people. Oh and you looks funny too and your name is Gloom, sucks to be you
11) Richey Royals- (Porygon) Might be good, but who would put you on their team? You cost like 99,999 coins from that damn casino owned by Team Rocket.
12) Washington Bullets- (Diglett) Diglett dig, diglett dig!
13) San Francisco Demons- (Zubat) Fuck you! Why must i has to face you every step while in a cave! I hate you for wasting my time
14) South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice- (Raticate) Well it could have been worse, you could have been rattata
15) Key West Corsairs- (Weedle) Go back to the AAA forest and dont come back till you evolve twice into beedrill
16) New Brunswick Scarlet Knights- (Meowth) Talking dog, meet talking cat!
~In otha news, thanks to my son zeke i has a new hobby other than makin funs of darkies and fatties and tacos and fortune cookies... And it is Pokemon! So in dedication of this revolutionary gamez, i will honor teams with appropriate pokemon mascots. Rachael Ray (tha name of my supacomputer), lets get this started:
Reference for pokemon:
http://www.braisher.com/images/Pokemon1.jpg
http://www.braisher.com/images/Pokemon2.jpg
1) ***Official*** Footballguys- (Mew) - The original Badass!
2) New Jersey Blaze- (Mewtwo) - The New and Improved BADASS! I gotz to has you on my team
3) Naked Mole-Rats- (Eevee) - You're adorable but don't be fooled cause when you evolve into Jolteon its lights out for the Elite 4!
4) Alpine Golfer- (Snorlax) The Master of sandbagging! Lets hope you start the season off with the pokeflute
5) Washington Slashers- (Scyther) You look amazing, but youre still a bug type so you get your ass handed to you by ppl who knows what they are doin, but you look cool and thats what counts in this game!
6) Northwest Arkansas Naturals- (Magikarp) Who brought a Magikarp to a gym battle? You best hope you evolve into Gyarados, or you fail!
7) Indianapolis Gurupies- (Dragonite) Handing out defeats since Red version, but you're a dragon type so overrated cause Articuno will beat you unless you have some fire move or electric move but im sure you just have 4 Hyper-Beams
8) Chocolate City Cha Chings- (Moltres) I thoughts you were dead, but somehows you are reborn and stronger than ever. 2bad fire/flying is a sad combo and my Blastoise will defeat you in 1 turn.
9) Detroit Demon Lions- (Jigglypuff) You fill yourself with hot air to make yourself seem scary but im on to you and your singing!
10) Columbus Woodys- (Gloom) You smell, but your a grass/poison type soooo you can beat people. Oh and you looks funny too and your name is Gloom, sucks to be you
11) Richey Royals- (Porygon) Might be good, but who would put you on their team? You cost like 99,999 coins from that damn casino owned by Team Rocket.
12) Washington Bullets- (Diglett) Diglett dig, diglett dig!
13) San Francisco Demons- (Zubat) Fuck you! Why must i has to face you every step while in a cave! I hate you for wasting my time
14) South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice- (Raticate) Well it could have been worse, you could have been rattata
15) Key West Corsairs- (Weedle) Go back to the AAA forest and dont come back till you evolve twice into beedrill
16) New Brunswick Scarlet Knights- (Meowth) Talking dog, meet talking cat!
