Warrior General Games

Even though we have pretty much quit this game, I have many stories to share over the years. Before this forum became a police state, the Misc shared many a tale. Here is another.


I grabbed my shaving kit and walked into the barn with Jeb following
behind. There was a loft overhead that looked like it was set up as living
quarters. I climbed the ladder into the loft and Jeb followed by jumping
up on hay bales that seemed to be arranged for that purpose. Jeb trotted
over to me and immediately started to hump my leg. This dog was hot and
horny. I sat down and let Jeb lick my face while I reached under and took
hold of his throbbing dog cock. It swelled to enormous proportions and
started to drip precum as I slowly stroked it back and forth. I looked
around the loft and saw some very basic living arrangements. Caleb's loft
consisted of a feather bed, propane hotplate, and some typical Amish
clothing hanging in a corner. In the other corner, there was a thick mat
on the floor that had some curious stains on it. Jeb left me and walked
over to the mat. He sat down with his cock sticking out and pulsating as
he panted. I quickly figured out that this was the spot Caleb and Jeb used
to copulate. I figured the boy was going to be gone a long time, so I
stripped and crawled over to the mat. I stuck my ass in Jeb's face and the
dog immediately jumped up and onto my back. He mounted me as if I were a
bitch he was intent on fertilizing. I grabbed some lube from my shaving
kit and liberally smeared it on and into my throbbing ******* as his dog
meat was poking at me. His thrusts were strong and purposeful. His cock
poked my ass cheeks searching for it's mark. I shifted the angle of my
hips slightly and Jeb quickly found my man pussy. He rammed his huge dick
into my ass as I relaxed my sphincter to accomodate him. He immediately
wrapped his front legs tightly around my waist, and ****ed me hard like an
animal following his instinct to procreate. I could feel his knot ramming
up against me with each thrust of the powerful dog. It was about the size
of a plum and it was designed by Mother Nature so the male dog can "tie"
with the female to ensure that his semen will impregnate the bitch. I so
wanted to tie with Jeb, so I relaxed my sphincter even more and reached
back to spread my ass cheeks with my hands as Jeb continued to pump me
hard. Suddenly, his knot buried itself inside my rectum as a searing pain
stabbed at my ass. It quickly subsided as his knot comfortably settled
inside of me. I had never felt so full, not even with the biggest butt
plug. I could feel his hot dog jiz filling me up. The volume of his
ejaculate was enormous because I could feel it running out of my ass and
down my legs. Jeb suddenly stopped thrusting and hopped off my back,
twisting to turn away from me. There we stood, locked butt to butt, "tied"
in an animal embrace that was to last about 30 minutes. I imagined Caleb
and Jeb locked together like this when Amish Mom or Dad discovered them
locked in this devil's dance....

In b4 lock

there was this f4g doing crunches with his legs up way in the air on the only bench in the gym so i asked how many sets he had left, i wanted to put up serious weight, i was feelin brolic. and there was thjis fcucking hot tan brunette on the stair climber watchin me prolly gettin wet as fcuk.. so i wanted to show off a bit..

anyways this old cat prolly late 40s or sum sh|t told me had 5 sets left of these high rep crunches, which were taking like 2 mins each per set.. so he went to get a drink at the water fountain and left all his **** on the bench, towel, keys, water bottle, as to say dont ****en use this ****. so i brushed it all off the bench and loaded 225 to warm up.. reped it for a set of 15 and thats when this gay lord noticed i was fckuing with his ****. so he came over and got all agro and threw his sweaty head band at my strong ass. i said one more act out of you and i'll knock your short shorts ass into a coma, and loaded two more plates onto the bar. he went to go get the gym managers or sum sh{t, and as i was repping 315 he came back and grabbed his water bottle and sprayed me mid-set. i racked the weight and immediately threw a haymaker at his slack jaw..

turns out that hot chick on the stair climber was his daughter...she came over and said WTF did u do to my dad? and was in tears.. they called an ambulance and i got the **** outta there before the cops could get there.. im sure they had to take his dumb azz out on a stretcher..

It is a shame we had to wait until this point in the season to hear from you...

so, basically, you're just a "muscles malone?"


if anyone has no idea what i'm talking about, i'll post some of his "shit."

Originally posted by archstanton
so, basically, you're just a "muscles malone?"


if anyone has no idea what i'm talking about, i'll post some of his "shit."

Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.

Originally posted by thegenerel
Originally posted by archstanton

so, basically, you're just a "muscles malone?"


if anyone has no idea what i'm talking about, i'll post some of his "shit."

Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.

Two options here...assuming he is 6'4 and 245

1) He hit an early growth spurt and is the largest 12 year old of all time
OR
2) He has suffered from moderate to severe head trauma in the past and hasn't quite shaken all of the ill effects.

Originally posted by dlux67
Originally posted by thegenerel

Originally posted by archstanton


so, basically, you're just a "muscles malone?"


if anyone has no idea what i'm talking about, i'll post some of his "shit."

Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.

Two options here...assuming he is 6'4 and 245

1) He hit an early growth spurt and is the largest 12 year old of all time
OR
2) He has suffered from moderate to severe head trauma in the past and hasn't quite shaken all of the ill effects.



why are you here lol?

Originally posted by dlux67
Originally posted by thegenerel

Originally posted by archstanton


so, basically, you're just a "muscles malone?"


if anyone has no idea what i'm talking about, i'll post some of his "shit."

Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.

Two options here...assuming he is 6'4 and 245

1) He hit an early growth spurt and is the largest 12 year old of all time
OR
2) He has suffered from moderate to severe head trauma in the past and hasn't quite shaken all of the ill effects.



why are you here lol

Because these stories are Lolzerific!!!!

Originally posted by thegenerel
Originally posted by archstanton

so, basically, you're just a "muscles malone?"


if anyone has no idea what i'm talking about, i'll post some of his "shit."

Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.

This is Muscles Malone, taken from another forum, told by someone else. This one is called "Trouble in Paradise" :

Originally posted by Muscles Malone


Its the truth.

So yesterday i woke up late because i threw a 2 keggar at my dads cabin up north. We were smoking blunts all night ashing them in the rhinocerus skull ashtray with onyx tusks that gleamed in the dim firelight.

I was walkin around like a gotdamn king, wifebeater with a golden gucci leather vest, some camoflauge cargo pants, dog chain, snake cain, and my timbs.
So Wolfgang approaches, wearing his "STAY HARD STAY TOUGH!" t shirt he was rockin his wolfhead cape like indians wear, along with his new cane made of bamboo with a scorpions tail on the end of it with a sharp spike goin thru a blunt he was tokin.

So we are chillin and blazin and listening to some music getting lapdances from the fitness model sluts when the doorbell rang, and like 5 emo faggots were at the door, with 3 hot emo sluts with them. Wolfgang approaches.he was feeling rage and his veins were popping out of his forearms. Warren G's Regulators started bumping throughout the place. He spoke to the tall skinny emo homo who was wearing a t shirt and a tie (looked gay) and said "who za fuck ahhh you? Avrile Lavigne?". He smashed his bottle of absolut right on the kids collarbone,the kid hit the ground floppin like a floppy cock slappin on a chicks face till welts appear and tears stream.

I was laughin my ass off. the kid was covered in alcohol whimpering and slightly twitching. Wolfgang grabbed 2 of the emo sluts and tossed them to me. I grabbed them and they started rubbing my chest sayin shit like "ohh wow u got some more alcohol?" I was like "here baby suck on this" and i put a beer bong tube in there faces.

5 minutes later we are in my bedroom i was layin on my kingsize bed on top of the great white sharkskin blanket with the head attached like a bear rug.
The girls saw this and got scared staring into the jaws of death.
I flexed my bicep and the vein popped out and i lowered my eyes and said "hey girls, come take a ride on the wild side". Then i told those skeezers to do what they're told.

I layed back, smoked the rest of my blunt as Warren G's regulators faded into the distance. Gotta hit my traps hard tonight.

STAY HARD

STAY TOUGH





so, in summary, you guys are probably troll-y bffs.

More stories from your boyfriend:

Originally posted by Muscles Malone's


Sup cockers. This is muscles malone here swole as usual. Just woke up and sparked a peach blunt thinking of the series of events that occurred yesterday during the hours of 7pm to 3 am.

It all started with my tri/delt workout. I was pressin some 70 dumbell and talkin on my celly at the same time to Wolfgang. "WOLF COUNT ME DOWN WHILE I PRESS". He couldnt see me but Wolfgang has the senses of a timberwolf in the dark forests of the north. He knew where i was at in my rep.

i drop the dumbell on a retarded womans bagged lunch heh hehe hehehh. she began to cry and twitch her helper gave me a dirty look but after flexing my rhomboid vein she backed down.

Oh shit someone was callin my cell...its Vicki callin, i pick up and we chat for a minute.

She then says, "muscles, can i come over tonight?" to whicih i replied "of course my dear, be prepared to suck some swollen meat so dont eat dinner, ur gona get plenty of protein heh ehhhehh"

her - "teehee"

me - click*

So a couple hours later im back at my downtown condo. Thinking about bodybuilding schemes. Well she calls me an says shes outside, i buzz her in and get comfy.im wearing an armani suit made by armani himself it is made out of secret bodybuilding fibers.

So im looking slick and i hear a knock at the door. I motion for my mexican slave girl maid to get the door, she is wearing a french maid outfit with no panties and black high heels. So the door is answered and in steps vicki with SOME FUCKIN DUDE!!

Im liek WTF this is sacrilgeous to the bodybuilding estate she just stepped into. I hide my rage under a calm demenour. Hello Vicki come sit, who is your friend? i said to her, she looked slightly scared because she could see the icy gleam in my eyez.

Hello my name is muscles malone, i extend my gorilla fist. He appears to be a chubby emo faggot half his hair was 2 ttimes as long as the other half and multicolored like faggotry. He smugly looks at my hand and put his nose in the air. I exploded and grabbed his throat and threw him onto a chair, i grabbed my gun from the drawer next to him and put it to his head. "LISTEN MUTHER FUCKER DONT U EVER DISRESPECT MUSCLES MALONE YOU SON OF A BITCH"

I slapped his face hard, it wsa actually a well executed spinning backfist slap. She was trying to pull me off of him because i was chokin him too hard. I smashed him across the room and he screamed and ran towards the door. "get a haircut" i said as i launched a spear i had hidden behind a barstool at his back, it pierced his head and cut off the long part of his hair.


I laughed and turned to Vicki right as my mexican hot ass maid was behind her.

"take her out rosa she has compromised the security of the estate"

rosa grabbed her by the hair and drug her outside. Then rosa came back and sucked my cock till jizz exploded onto her fuckin face it was some real pimp shit.




Originally posted by Muscles Malone's


Awww sheit cocka cockas, im straight blazed off this BC bud i copped from one of them business hippys. I wanted to choke his throat with his dreadlocks.NE way

last night started like any other night, I was laying in my hot tub smoking a phat blunt of some nugs getting head from this little filth slut when Wolfgang showed up. He grumbled "Zyou reddy?" wearing 2 custom built white elephant skin gloves with spikes coming out made out of rat teeth.

"Yea wolfy, chill i gotta get dried off quick. I erupted out of the calm water like a sea serpent ready to kill splashing sprinkles of water all around me. I galloped 10 feet to where my crow feather robe was hangin and draped it over my shoulder pad-like traps and delts.

We headed to the gym on our custom built choppers made by jesse james mine had a wolf skull on the handle bars and wolfgangs had an anacondas skeleton put into the seat.

We creeped to the gym and parked side ways in front of the doors. We entered the iron temple like wargod champions. We entered and saw gary the down syndrom retard picking up jockstraps in the locker room. Wolfgang said "zyou like zeh zmell?". Gary began getting beligerant and ravenously tearing apart the jockstrap in his hands with his fuckin teeth gnashing down like a hungry barracuda.

He leaped at Wolfgang who ducked and back handed gary with such force that he was slammed into the steel locker doors and left a dent in it. he screached and began using his hands like claws. I picked up one of the benches and wolfgang face slammed him to the ground ...then i pinned gary under the bench. "Gary calm down this is your friend Muscles Malone, i believe you have rabies".

Wolfgang was fuming with anger with claw marks across his massive pecs. His lip curled and he said "vee vill zee how zyou like zeh taste of sheisse".

Wolfgang dropped his sweat pants and squatted over garys head. Poor gary began screaching like a caged parrot before his face was plastered shut by a 10 inch stench log. We laughed and went and did our workout.

When we got done blasting our bi's we passed the locker room and saw an ambulance and police units. gary was dead on a stretcher with a huge log sticking out of his grill piece.

Wolfgang said "Wake up and zmell zeh coffee."

I nodded and said "shit coffee".

this malone guy sounds like a weak f4ggot

meet Mr Angry (a misc legend)

So last night me n the crew r scanning the club, we run securtity on every door in town, ran the old pussies outta town, aint seem em since. had the usuial drunk assed preppy f@gs from the local college, simple choke hold, knee, punch and they are down then we throw them into a dumpster ion the alleyway, one night we puyt 8 guys in it at once, squashed em in like tuna in a can.


im working the door, crowds are lovin it, seeing me, im a damn celebrity oin this town, im like "chill the **** out" but these guys are shoving n **** trying to get a glipse of my strong assed self especially since im rockin a fine italian suit, really shows off my frame,m

Peoiple r texting each other n ****, soon musta been 1000 outside the club taking pictures begging to get in, guys start shoving some girlsz and the crews like "**** this" and jump in, start nailing people uypside the head, i break out the bats we keep behind the door, cracking skulls all over the ****ing place. women love this ****, im top dog and they cant get enough of me whoopin ass,, im givin them a glimpse of my strong ass face inbetween swings of the blood soaked bat, its like a damn photo shoot.

next thing i know some pussy draws a gun, little T makes a grab and gets hit, good thing the crew wear vests, i dont, i aint got time for that pussy ****, so i go for the guy with a "son, somebody about to get their **** messed up" look on my face i see a flash but dont feel **** since im jacked up with adrenaline, i tackle this guy and the crew goes to work on his skull while i kick his gun down a drain. crowds gone ****ing wild,

Crew locks down the club and calls a doc, girls r all over me crying n ****, im like "i aint got time to bleed" and sip some $1000 champage with a **** eating grin opn my face, when the docs turn up they couldnt believe their ****ing eyes, turns out my jacked up muscle fibras stopped that 9 in its tracks, like organic body armor or some ****, a normal pussied ass guy wouldnt hit the bricks and died, a bullet aint sah1t to 220lbs of coiuled up fibras, you dont gotta be a scientist to knopw that.


w2hen i say im built for this **** i mean it.

Thegenerel, you have already been on a long-term vacation for posting stuff like this. Do not do it again.