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Yes, that's right. All visitors to game 2 of the playoffs to see the Anchorage Vikings versus the Farkistan Squirrels can get a draft beer for a nickel! Other teams charge outrageous prices, but not the Squirrels!

Come watch us play! Bring a dollar and get everyone drunk! Bring two dollars and get the kids drunk! Bring 10 dollars and get your good for nothing alcoholic father drunk!

Limited time offer. The Farkistan Squirrels encourage sober driving. Offer only good at Abe Vigoda Memorial Stadium.

LMFAO...That's some of the funniest shit I have read in a long, LONG time...

Well, with nickel beer night being advertised I decided to make plans to take the family to a drunk fest. When checking out ticket availability I noticed that the beer vendors are not aware of this and are adveritsing 50 cent beer night. I hope this is just a misscomunication between the management and vendor and will be rectified prior to the game. However if it is not, I will be bringing forth a class action lawsuit on behalf of all ticket buyers. I trust you will do the right thing.

Brick

Did you notice he jacked up all the other prices to offset the $.50 beer? $10.00 for a hot dog, $13.00 for nachos

Originally posted by brick
Well, with nickel beer night being advertised I decided to make plans to take the family to a drunk fest. When checking out ticket availability I noticed that the beer vendors are not aware of this and are adveritsing 50 cent beer night. I hope this is just a misscomunication between the management and vendor and will be rectified prior to the game. However if it is not, I will be bringing forth a class action lawsuit on behalf of all ticket buyers. I trust you will do the right thing.

Brick

It is a miscommunication. You will have to purchase 10 beers at a time.
(Actually, the GLB minimum is $.50. CURSES!)

You're going to have drunk fans parading the field, taking the outcome of the game into their own hands.

Originally posted by Lance
You're going to have drunk fans parading the field, taking the outcome of the game into their own hands.

Oh god, I hope not.

That'd be some entertaining TV to watch, though.

The broadcaster is yelling... "and the fans are storming the field! They're tearing down the goal posts! and its only Half Time! the game is not over!"

you're gonna have some streakers!! :O

Just hope that your players dont get wind of this. Might be a little tempting if you know what i mean

*Chewy stumbles into the thread, chugs a beer, and passes out, only to awaken several hours later in a puddle of his own sweat and vomit to finally read what's going on.


Ooh sweet deal, Trey. Now our fans can see what's it like to be an actual Squirrels player on game day.

Originally posted by Atrain72
Just hope that your players dont get wind of this. Might be a little tempting if you know what i mean

The beer has always been free for us... The bartender is our official team MVP.

I think those of us that got run over by the Squirrels this season deserve free beer

Sounds like fun...but last time I saw this promotion, it didn't do so well for my Texas Rangers baseball team.

And I second jrweeks1's motion.

Originally posted by Atrain72
Just hope that your players dont get wind of this. Might be a little tempting if you know what i mean

Squirrels play as drunk as possible while still being able to recall the current president and their first name. Also we try to make sure they can point out the end-zone of the opposing team prior to being let on the field (but thats not a true requirement).