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After a much-needed sabbatical, those of us at the Kampfire are back and ready to bring you the most accurate and unbiased rankings this side of Fox News. So here we go-oh-oh-oh-oh:

1) Minnesota Marauders - Meh.
2) Lincoln Navigators - This merry band of intrepid troopers have let nothing stand in their way except for the East. http://www.overthinkingit.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/oscar-is-angry.jpg
3) Monmouth Evil Monkeys- No doubt looking forward to their bye week.
4) Washington Wolfpack - Okay, I'm officially confused, they scored a record-breaking 255 in week 1, didn't come close to that for several weeks, then put up 94 this week. BORT STOP REVERTING THE CODE I WILL SUE YOU FOR ALL THE FLEX IN THE WORLD.
5) Honolulu Hurricane Warriors - Testament to how tough this league is that these guys aren't even looking at a home playoff game.
6) San Diego Demolition - In the Ketchikan-stomping business.
7) Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals - Yep, nothing like coming off a loss and then facing MEM. Things are pretty grim around the Kampfire....
8) Compton Vikings - AND THE LAST PLAYOFF SPOT GOES TO:
9) Dread City Diabolicals - Yep, kinda tough to slot you into the playoffs when you lose by 73 in league play. Nice job beating WSI though.
10) West Scranton Invaders - Speaking of WSI, goddammit I wish I didn't have to recognize your "2 game winning streak" against Chicago and Parma. But that NY-CA win is pretty hot. *sigh*
11) Texas Roughnecks - Head-to-head and OOC makes me put them above...
12) Nashville Hounds - How the fuck did you all beat SDD? Seriously, I've got no idea how to come close.\
13) San Diego Lightning - Gurupies, Navigators, Wolfpack, and Minnesota in the first six weeks. Goddamn that's brutal.
14) Chicago Hedgehogs - Meet the new Vaqueros.
15) NY-CA Ground Pounders - Poised to continue their dominance of AAA2.
16) Parma Burglars - Gut already.
 
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Originally posted by
Poised to continue their dominance of AAA2


sol'ed (also glad it's not us yet)
 
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Originally posted by Track6Track7
...the most accurate and unbiased rankings this side of Fox News.


Try opening your eyes Track, it should help you to see through all the BS.

"12) Nashville Hounds - How the fuck did you all beat SDD? Seriously, I've got no idea how to come close.\"

FWIW it wasnt brain surgery for them, they just used what was already there.
But I changed our AI just special for you track.
 
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I demand a NEW picture of Oscar the Grouch. It's like you don't even try anymore!
 
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Originally posted by Sik Wit It
I demand a NEW picture of Oscar the Grouch. It's like you don't even try anymore!


Blame Google, I'm just the messenger.

EDIT: "oscar the grouch erotic" turned up nothing. I'm going to have to start a fan fiction website or something.
Edited by Track6Track7 on Jul 2, 2009 22:53:52
 
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Originally posted by Track6Track7
Originally posted by Sik Wit It

I demand a NEW picture of Oscar the Grouch. It's like you don't even try anymore!


Blame Google, I'm just the messenger.

EDIT: "oscar the grouch erotic" turned up nothing. I'm going to have to start a fan fiction website or something.


http://blog.beliefnet.com/pontifications/imgs/Oscar%20the%20Grouch.jpg
 
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Originally posted by Track6Track7

14) Chicago Hedgehogs - Meet the new Vaqueros.


Ouch. That was painful
 
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I like that you have continued the theme of meh for MM.
 
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I like that you have continued the theme of meh for MM.


I like that you let us know what you like.
 
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Originally posted by Mercaptopropyl
Originally posted by Galkuris

I like that you have continued the theme of meh for MM.


I like that you let us know what you like.


Would you rather me let you know what I hate all the time like everyone else does?
 


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