Warrior General Games

Darn that zeke and his Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory from Hell!
There's no earthly way of knowing; Which direction we are going; There's no knowing who we're spanking; Or which way the powers is ranking; Is it raining? Is it snowing? Is a hurricane a-blowing?
Not a speck of light is showing; So the danger must be growing; Are the fires of hell a-glowing? Is the grisly reaper mowing? Yes! The danger must be growing;
For the games keep on flowing; And they're certainly not showing; Any signs that they are slowing!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Ranking Time!

1) Indianapolis Gorillas-
Originally posted by Track6Track7

Minnesota is pretty much going apeshit on the league right now, and the supercomputer recognizes them for it.

~Edit: Indianapolis & Ultra-Mega-Magnificent Computer
2) Cincinnati Shockers- No doubts about it, they deliver!
3) ***Official*** Footballguys- Krog Hungry, KROG WANT EAT!
4) Washington Slashers- Theys held OMG to 1 TD. Not even Oinky could do that on GLB 2009.
5) New Jersey Blaze- Season tis over- 12-4 finish, gets ready for the playoffs firemans.
6) Northwest Arkansas Naturals- NAN food for YOU!
7) Over The Rhine Red Dots- Hello sleeping beauty
8) Richey Royals- To Kill a Johnny Sparrow... or was that some other bird?
9) Columbus Woodys- Im not sure if i likes wood anymore; i think i may upgrades to brick next season
10) Alpine Golfers- Fillin Sandbags for Hurricane *insert Blacks woman name*
11) Washington Bullets- I flipped a coin to see if you would win the next few games... But then Ma stole it froms me to go buy some tampons...
12) South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice- Why send mice to play a rats game is what Jimmy-bob use to say.
*closing my eyes for...*
13) Detroit Demon Lions- Eeny
14) Carolina Hammer- Meeny
15) Cleveland Buckeyes- Miny
16) Pittsburgh Steel- Moe

So I'm wondering...South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice...where'd the name come from? There used to be a local band named Fragile Porcelain Mice and they were most excellent.

Originally posted by joemiken
So I'm wondering...South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice...where'd the name come from? There used to be a local band named Fragile Porcelain Mice and they were most excellent.

He answered that in another thread.

Letterman had a top-10 list of most unlikely sports mascots.
FPM was one of 'em.


The crew is from some small town called Otto.
It's a goof. The town is really small, so there is barely an Otto, much less a South (or North or West) Otto.

Man, my notebook is up-to-date.