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Since we have been honoring celebrity deaths this week. I figured this guy needed some exposure.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tyct9l-fD8

The world lost a infomercial giant this week. Lifelong fan here; dude helped inspire me to... Well actually he didnt really help me at all. Made me realize you can be a complete ass and still get a solid job?

Anyone else have good memories of the guy? Post them here and let's share. Positive stuff only, please - we can always leave the negative stuff in the other thread...

Oxi-clean kicked ass imo

Unlike MJ he didn't ass fuck any small children.

at least we still have the sham-wow guy.....as long as he isn't getting his ass beat by hookers

the good thing is that while all these "celebrities" are dying, the government is able to do a bunch of underhanded shit that nobody is going to pay attention to. It's always convenient to sweep shit under the rug while a dumbed-down public is paying attention to more important things such as which famous schmuck died today. ahhh to be an american, isn't life grand?

Originally posted by teamriots
the good thing is that while all these "celebrities" are dying, the government is able to do a bunch of underhanded shit that nobody is going to pay attention to. It's always convenient to sweep shit under the rug while a dumbed-down public is paying attention to more important things such as which famous schmuck died today. ahhh to be an american, isn't life grand?

Blame TMZ

Originally posted by onlyrockerfan
at least we still have the sham-wow guy.....as long as he isn't getting his ass beat by hookers

isn't he still sitting in prison?

Originally posted by teamriots
the good thing is that while all these "celebrities" are dying, the government is able to do a bunch of underhanded shit that nobody is going to pay attention to. It's always convenient to sweep shit under the rug while a dumbed-down public is paying attention to more important things such as which famous schmuck died today. ahhh to be an american, isn't life grand?

Really?

Originally posted by teamriots
the good thing is that while all these "celebrities" are dying, the government is able to do a bunch of underhanded shit that nobody is going to pay attention to. It's always convenient to sweep shit under the rug while a dumbed-down public is paying attention to more important things such as which famous schmuck died today. ahhh to be an american, isn't life grand?

this

drugs

Originally posted by teamriots
the good thing is that while all these "celebrities" are dying, the government is able to do a bunch of underhanded shit that nobody is going to pay attention to. It's always convenient to sweep shit under the rug while a dumbed-down public is paying attention to more important things such as which famous schmuck died today. ahhh to be an american, isn't life grand?

i think the radio put it best the other day...you know shits fucked up when the Infomercial guy makes the headlines.

I'm going to grow a beard in honor of him.

Originally posted by teamriots
the good thing is that while all these "celebrities" are dying, the government is able to do a bunch of underhanded shit that nobody is going to pay attention to. It's always convenient to sweep shit under the rug while a dumbed-down public is paying attention to more important things such as which famous schmuck died today. ahhh to be an american, isn't life grand?

Sadly, this is the sign of a dying civilization: overindulgence in entertainment and frivolity. Take the Romans for example: the moment they deemed gladiators and orgies more important than finding/growing food to feed their empire, they were doomed.

The good 'ole USA is already on the fast track to terminal frivolity. I'm dreading what my kids will have to face in the coming years...

Originally posted by Epark88
Originally posted by teamriots

the good thing is that while all these "celebrities" are dying, the government is able to do a bunch of underhanded shit that nobody is going to pay attention to. It's always convenient to sweep shit under the rug while a dumbed-down public is paying attention to more important things such as which famous schmuck died today. ahhh to be an american, isn't life grand?

Sadly, this is the sign of a dying civilization: overindulgence in entertainment and frivolity. Take the Romans for example: the moment they deemed gladiators and orgies more important than finding/growing food to feed their empire, they were doomed.



i thought they were fucked the moment they lined their aqueducts in lead.

http://xkcd.com/603/

Originally posted by Rusty Trombone
Originally posted by Epark88

Originally posted by teamriots


the good thing is that while all these "celebrities" are dying, the government is able to do a bunch of underhanded shit that nobody is going to pay attention to. It's always convenient to sweep shit under the rug while a dumbed-down public is paying attention to more important things such as which famous schmuck died today. ahhh to be an american, isn't life grand?

Sadly, this is the sign of a dying civilization: overindulgence in entertainment and frivolity. Take the Romans for example: the moment they deemed gladiators and orgies more important than finding/growing food to feed their empire, they were doomed.



i thought they were fucked the moment they lined their aqueducts in lead.

http://xkcd.com/603/


It wasn't the aqueducts, it was the pots they used to make their sweeteners.

Perhaps we all need a little brushing up on our Roman history: http://www.roman-empire.net/decline/decl-index.html ...