Howdies all! Wellz, i has sad news... I has to go unto a biznus trip for tha next week or so im leavins my slave hand in charge of gettin it done for you good peoples. Now i knows it wont be as good as the good days, but i assures ya that Willy will tries his best to please ya. Ok Willy, dont upset these good, fine peoples herez.
Yessa Sir, hey y'all, Immz Willy. As my Bossman says to y'all, i'llz be in charge of this here orderin thangy. Soz sitt own bak in ya sof ol chair and getz redy fo Sweet Dick Willy to make ya feel allz good!
1) New Jersey Blaze- Massa Ladyzman leffin me az note thats theys got to be numba 1 cause they gotts some types of fire or sumtin.
2) ***Official*** Footballguys- Sumones gots to be numba two
3) Cincinnati Shockers- Deys be off till July
D) Northwest Arkansas Naturals- Hot Damn! i hadz a bad lil one up in Arkansas tat i be given the wood too!
E) Indianapolis Gurupies- Deys... Deys... Deys... Wats a Gurupies? And y'alls be sayin blak peoples make up words!
F) Alpine Golfers- I likes to call dems my Itis pick.
G) Thats I am!
Like I cans count... I'll just use anothers system i knows
Trainer) Washington Slashers- Deys can dos it!
A) Richey Royals- If only i has money
B) Over The Rhine Red Dots- Deys smell funny, but Mista Ladyzman says its jus the smell of mens who don got suga in they tank.
C) Carolina Hammer- I sorries buts i gots too "Its Hamma Time!"
D) Washington Bullets- Nose comet
DD) Detroit Demon Lions- You boyz need Christ!
F) South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice- Mice or Rat, iz killa ya
FF) Columbus Woodys- Step intos me offis Jus call Big Shirley and she'lls get rid of that der ol woody
G) Cleveland Bulbasaurs- Wha in Malcom X issa bulbasaur?
To damns Big) Pittsburgh Steel- Might as well let a Niggro League team cum on in and take dees ol boys bak behind the barn.
Yessa Sir, hey y'all, Immz Willy. As my Bossman says to y'all, i'llz be in charge of this here orderin thangy. Soz sitt own bak in ya sof ol chair and getz redy fo Sweet Dick Willy to make ya feel allz good!
1) New Jersey Blaze- Massa Ladyzman leffin me az note thats theys got to be numba 1 cause they gotts some types of fire or sumtin.
2) ***Official*** Footballguys- Sumones gots to be numba two
3) Cincinnati Shockers- Deys be off till July
D) Northwest Arkansas Naturals- Hot Damn! i hadz a bad lil one up in Arkansas tat i be given the wood too!
E) Indianapolis Gurupies- Deys... Deys... Deys... Wats a Gurupies? And y'alls be sayin blak peoples make up words!
F) Alpine Golfers- I likes to call dems my Itis pick.
G) Thats I am!
Like I cans count... I'll just use anothers system i knows
Trainer) Washington Slashers- Deys can dos it!
A) Richey Royals- If only i has money
B) Over The Rhine Red Dots- Deys smell funny, but Mista Ladyzman says its jus the smell of mens who don got suga in they tank.
C) Carolina Hammer- I sorries buts i gots too "Its Hamma Time!"
D) Washington Bullets- Nose comet
DD) Detroit Demon Lions- You boyz need Christ!
F) South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice- Mice or Rat, iz killa ya
FF) Columbus Woodys- Step intos me offis Jus call Big Shirley and she'lls get rid of that der ol woody
G) Cleveland Bulbasaurs- Wha in Malcom X issa bulbasaur?
To damns Big) Pittsburgh Steel- Might as well let a Niggro League team cum on in and take dees ol boys bak behind the barn.
