Well, interconference week did not disappoint, with many games played with varying results. Those of us from the mean streets of Ketchikan recognize the importance of repping your set, and for that reason, today's rankings will reward the West teams who manned up and showed why the West is the obviously superior conference.
1) Washington Wolfpack - 255 points!?!?! Are you shitting me? That's got to be some kind of record, we have to put them at 1 with that unprecedented display of offensive and special teams domination.
2) San Diego Demolition - A disappointing day in San Diego, with the seemingly invincible Demolition D giving up a shocking 20 points to the lowly Richey Royals. Looks like MattMan Firespot will be going back to the drawing board.
3) Monmouth Evil Monkeys - More like "Devil Monkeys", am i right? [Goddammit, "Devil Monkeys"? Did someone take the humor module out of the Kampfire supercomputer again?]
4) Minnesota Marauders - Now playin' these bitches is my favorite sport, but ain't no game when they be calling yo' name in the court.
5) Compton Vikings - The Vikings spared no bystander in brutally dispatching the Carolina Hammer. Sure to be 2-0 after drawing the hapless Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals in week 2.
6) Honolulu Hurricanes - Trade talks with SDL for fabled long snapper Nick Stonehenge appear to have reached an impasse.
7) Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals - Yeah, the Kampers have no business being ranked anywhere near this high, but they luckily drew a promoted AAA1 team in week 1. A special Kampfire Kommendation to Pierce Dravz, Jim Naples, and Igor Rakmanov for MVP-quality performances.
8) Texas Roughnecks - A gut-wrenching loss to last year's champs keeps this gunslingin' fun-n-gun squad out of the top five. For now.
9) San Diego Lightning - The lesser of the two San Diego teams put over 500 yards on the very good Gurupies, but ultimately came up just short.
10) Lincoln Navigators - http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_lMc8JSXd2Wo/SSL-BZ24VeI/AAAAAAAAASQ/D5wl9E3amho/s320/oscar+the+grouch.jpg
11) West Scranton Invaders - USA! USA! The LaShonTell McJackson curse continues...
12) Chicago Hedgehogs - Hedgehogs lose! Again!
13) Nashville Hounds - At least one of the AAA1 teams decided not to allow their shit to be kicked in.
14T) Parma Burglars, NY-CA Ground Pounders - Relegation Bowl in Week 4! You pay for the whole seat, but you only need the EDDDDGGGGGGGGE!
16) Dread City Diabolicals - Yikes.
1) Washington Wolfpack - 255 points!?!?! Are you shitting me? That's got to be some kind of record, we have to put them at 1 with that unprecedented display of offensive and special teams domination.
2) San Diego Demolition - A disappointing day in San Diego, with the seemingly invincible Demolition D giving up a shocking 20 points to the lowly Richey Royals. Looks like MattMan Firespot will be going back to the drawing board.
3) Monmouth Evil Monkeys - More like "Devil Monkeys", am i right? [Goddammit, "Devil Monkeys"? Did someone take the humor module out of the Kampfire supercomputer again?]
4) Minnesota Marauders - Now playin' these bitches is my favorite sport, but ain't no game when they be calling yo' name in the court.
5) Compton Vikings - The Vikings spared no bystander in brutally dispatching the Carolina Hammer. Sure to be 2-0 after drawing the hapless Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals in week 2.
6) Honolulu Hurricanes - Trade talks with SDL for fabled long snapper Nick Stonehenge appear to have reached an impasse.
7) Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals - Yeah, the Kampers have no business being ranked anywhere near this high, but they luckily drew a promoted AAA1 team in week 1. A special Kampfire Kommendation to Pierce Dravz, Jim Naples, and Igor Rakmanov for MVP-quality performances.
8) Texas Roughnecks - A gut-wrenching loss to last year's champs keeps this gunslingin' fun-n-gun squad out of the top five. For now.
9) San Diego Lightning - The lesser of the two San Diego teams put over 500 yards on the very good Gurupies, but ultimately came up just short.
10) Lincoln Navigators - http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_lMc8JSXd2Wo/SSL-BZ24VeI/AAAAAAAAASQ/D5wl9E3amho/s320/oscar+the+grouch.jpg
11) West Scranton Invaders - USA! USA! The LaShonTell McJackson curse continues...
12) Chicago Hedgehogs - Hedgehogs lose! Again!
13) Nashville Hounds - At least one of the AAA1 teams decided not to allow their shit to be kicked in.
14T) Parma Burglars, NY-CA Ground Pounders - Relegation Bowl in Week 4! You pay for the whole seat, but you only need the EDDDDGGGGGGGGE!
16) Dread City Diabolicals - Yikes.
