Warrior General Games

So I promised I would do this... and it took longer than I expected... but here are the Western Conf. All Pro Team.

**THIS IS NOT IN ANY PARTICULAR ORDER**

QB Goo Lawng (WC Llamas)
QB Fed Gunslinger (Team MW)
QB Mongo McMahon (Fremont Warriors)

FB Greatest American-Hero (FL Merkins)

HB Word Dog (Gerbil Wranglers)
HB Effin Wylo (Team MW)
HB Ground Warrior (Fremont Warriors)

WR Elijah Rock (South Georgia Growl)
WR Adrian Michels (Alabama Panthers)
WR Victor Grant (Titan Nation)
WR Stone Hands-Slow Feat (West Coast Llamas)

TE Feelin DaHeat (Washington Blitz)
TE B Afraid (Island Shaka Brah's)

OT Samson Nite (Fremont Warriors)
OT GQ The Man (Team MW)
OT RuntOfTheLitter (West Coast Llamas)
OT Hutch Hutchins (Fremont Warriors)

G FruitBar BearCat (FL Merkins)
G Redd Neck (Dallas Annihilators)
G Emperor Nero (West Coast Llamas)
G Black Titan (West Coast Llamas)

C Bubba Fatts (Fremont Warriors)
C Bingo Longshanks (FL Merkins)

DT Derrick Gordon (Alabama Panthers)
DT Fridge Biscuitbasket (FL Merkins)
DT BOOGIE BALLER (Titan Nation)

DE Brayden Bruce (Team Madden Wars)
DE Jalepeno Pepperonio (Titan Nation)
DE Evander Little (Island Shaka Brah's)

LB Buckey Coratt (South Georgia Growl)
LB Level Stoli (Emancipated Livers)
LB Vishnu Necronomicon (FL Merkins)
LB Jett Tatro (Smash Mouth Silverbacks)

CB David Beals (Smash Mouth Silverbacks)
CB Loche Downe (Tulsa Teamsters)
CB I AM A BEAST (West Coast Llamas)
CB Justin DeWitt (Team MW)

SS Cold Stoli (Emancipated Livers)
SS Brian Arvola (South Georgia Growl)

FS Will Kaldrys (Alabama Panthers)
FS Chilled Stoli (Emancipated Livers)

K Longball Meridius (Dallas Annihilator's)

P Booter McBoot (Titan Nation)

KR Limas Q-spit-Q (FL Merkins)

PR Limas Q-spit-Q (FL Merkins)

nice work! i knew we let you out for some productive work sometimes...





good work though.

nice, i would love to see our all pros go head to head

lol ya it took me a a LONG time. I wanted to try and get every team involved.. but not only that.. but not to have too many players on "bad" teams on there. For instance, a Stoli could've been on there for every D position... just because they're out there so much

Very cool. Thanks for taking the time to throw that together.

Emperor Nero doesn't even start on his team and he's all-conference. Hahaha, that's some talent right there. I assume the linemen are just based on pancakes? Of course, I have no idea how else you'd do it.

Lineman were pancakes and tackles.

EDIT: and is 80 pancakes not fitting to be on the team? Just because he's a backup.. doens't mean he's not having a stellar year

too bad prince darius isnt in the wester conference so he could say something to the effect of:


"how lame that there wasnt any more of my by God 5th seeded players on there!! my personal guys would crush all.

Team madden is a bunch of bums who are ranked 2nd in the power ranger ranking!

fremont got lucky that all their damn players are good and have good coaching and generally all around good dudes(big ups to the d)

and whats with these lllllllamas.... how many fking L's does it frigging take to spell a word??

i am the best and my team would smoke the all star team of beer town. fremont. madden. and the boston squad combined!!"


that is my prince darius impression. thank you and good night........




TEAM MW!!!

Lmao wylo!

I have to give it to you that was a great Prince Darius impression. If you make it a little more whiny and can actually pull your words straight out of your ass then you will be spot on.

LOL WYLO

Great job, I wish Millen could put that much energy into his job!

Great job making the list. Glad to see my team atleast has one representative.

what did you do, go through the league leaders and just picked out the top 2-3 people at each position in stats. unless u watched every game and every player, your not fit to give out this award.

Lots of Merkins on the all-pro squad but somehow we still managed to tank the 2nd half of the season......