Its that time again boys! Get the poppin corn, get the butta, get the haf-naked womens! Its Football time! We here in the LolEast (Ladies obsess of Ladyzman East) are ready for the best darn season of GLB to ever come thru. Get the Hampster ready, its Rankins time.
1) Cincinnati Shockers- Its true! The more GM's you has, the betta you are!
2) Washington Bullets- Whats that old sayn... "Guns dont kill niggras, bullets do". Now the question is, are u boys from Washinton D.C or the state that got the name?
3) Carolina Hammer- As the great Robert E. Lee once said "Anyone can win. Winning is easy. To tie, now that is the ultimate victory in my book!" Bless his dead soul.
4) ***Official*** Footballguys- You gettin Angry yet, big green fella?
**side note: East wins the Scrimmage Championship with another decisive win against the pointing chimps**
5) Alpine Golfers- Ocho8 Cinco5 had this to says to me- "For the time that I missed with Carson throughout the offseason, I'm going to make it up in July," Im confused, who is Carson?
6) Northwest Arkansas Naturals- +1 from Offseason http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/2/21/Whambulance.gif
7) Indianapolis Gurupies- Im still scratching my head over this one.
8) Over The Rhine Red Dots- " Welcome to USA Pro Nashville... Now exit through the backdoor. Just like you entered."
9) Richey Royals- They gona win!
10) Washington Slashers- Beating Ketchikan is like calling the bomb squad on the special olympics...
11) New Jersey Blaze- 15 in slow-starter maybe not a good idea...
12) Cleveland Buckeyes- Why does my stomach hurt?
13) Detroit Demon Lions- 13 is a lucky number
14) Columbus Woodys- My ADD is kicking in...
15) Pittsburgh Steel- I am hungry i think
16) South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice- If you start at the bottom, you can only go up!
1) Cincinnati Shockers- Its true! The more GM's you has, the betta you are!
2) Washington Bullets- Whats that old sayn... "Guns dont kill niggras, bullets do". Now the question is, are u boys from Washinton D.C or the state that got the name?
3) Carolina Hammer- As the great Robert E. Lee once said "Anyone can win. Winning is easy. To tie, now that is the ultimate victory in my book!" Bless his dead soul.
4) ***Official*** Footballguys- You gettin Angry yet, big green fella?
**side note: East wins the Scrimmage Championship with another decisive win against the pointing chimps**
5) Alpine Golfers- Ocho8 Cinco5 had this to says to me- "For the time that I missed with Carson throughout the offseason, I'm going to make it up in July," Im confused, who is Carson?
6) Northwest Arkansas Naturals- +1 from Offseason http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/2/21/Whambulance.gif
7) Indianapolis Gurupies- Im still scratching my head over this one.
8) Over The Rhine Red Dots- " Welcome to USA Pro Nashville... Now exit through the backdoor. Just like you entered."
9) Richey Royals- They gona win!
10) Washington Slashers- Beating Ketchikan is like calling the bomb squad on the special olympics...
11) New Jersey Blaze- 15 in slow-starter maybe not a good idea...
12) Cleveland Buckeyes- Why does my stomach hurt?
13) Detroit Demon Lions- 13 is a lucky number
14) Columbus Woodys- My ADD is kicking in...
15) Pittsburgh Steel- I am hungry i think
16) South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice- If you start at the bottom, you can only go up!
