Receiver turned Lawyer?
Monday, May 26, 2008
GLB Network.
One of the most vocal and well-known wide receivers, Michael Erwin of the Stewart Ballers, has decided to forgo into the Law Office.
"I have always wanted to be a lawyer since I was a kid."~ Michael Erwin."
With Erwin's contract stipulations he would still have to play football if he wanted to be a Lawyer.
"Eh, I don't mind playing football and being a Lawyer. It'd be fun."~ Erwin.
Michael Erwin will be working with other players and their agents for any trouble they are having with their contracts or playing time.
"I got plenty of experience. I read To Kill A Mockingbird when I was 14. I also defended one of my friend's, MrAwesome. [See below.]"
*Here is my experience.*
"Hi, I am MrAwesomeUSERamRod's lolyer (lawyer), and I have an inquiry about my client's ban. You see, Homer, can I call you Teddy? I suppose that IS YOUR REAL NAME, is it not? Anyway, lets get on with this closed court room discussion. You see, my client, MrAwesomeUSERamRod was banned for a week (approximate 7 days,) due to posting the word "Dipshit," and saying "Up YOUR [in italics] ass, oldie." The word "dipshit" is a banable offense, as well all know this. BUT, posting "up YOUR [in italics] ass, oldie," however is arguable. Flaming? Possibly, if you take it out of context, WHICH IS WAS. You see my honor, my client, MrAwesomeUseRamRod posted that structure of words because an older user had posted "up your ass, punk." And to my knowledge, he is NOT banned. Why is that? Is it because he likes the pokemon referred to mudkips? Anyway, my client should NOT be banned for 7 days and instead of 72 hours or more."
btw im being super serious about this and i will call to the GLB Radio and give out my application, lol
Monday, May 26, 2008
GLB Network.
One of the most vocal and well-known wide receivers, Michael Erwin of the Stewart Ballers, has decided to forgo into the Law Office.
"I have always wanted to be a lawyer since I was a kid."~ Michael Erwin."
With Erwin's contract stipulations he would still have to play football if he wanted to be a Lawyer.
"Eh, I don't mind playing football and being a Lawyer. It'd be fun."~ Erwin.
Michael Erwin will be working with other players and their agents for any trouble they are having with their contracts or playing time.
"I got plenty of experience. I read To Kill A Mockingbird when I was 14. I also defended one of my friend's, MrAwesome. [See below.]"
*Here is my experience.*
"Hi, I am MrAwesomeUSERamRod's lolyer (lawyer), and I have an inquiry about my client's ban. You see, Homer, can I call you Teddy? I suppose that IS YOUR REAL NAME, is it not? Anyway, lets get on with this closed court room discussion. You see, my client, MrAwesomeUSERamRod was banned for a week (approximate 7 days,) due to posting the word "Dipshit," and saying "Up YOUR [in italics] ass, oldie." The word "dipshit" is a banable offense, as well all know this. BUT, posting "up YOUR [in italics] ass, oldie," however is arguable. Flaming? Possibly, if you take it out of context, WHICH IS WAS. You see my honor, my client, MrAwesomeUseRamRod posted that structure of words because an older user had posted "up your ass, punk." And to my knowledge, he is NOT banned. Why is that? Is it because he likes the pokemon referred to mudkips? Anyway, my client should NOT be banned for 7 days and instead of 72 hours or more."
btw im being super serious about this and i will call to the GLB Radio and give out my application, lol
