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kadafitcd
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Another festival will be taking place. Festival of Champions in honor of our first playoff birth in USA Pro. It has taken us a year longer than we had hoped but we have made it and we are wanting to celebrate. Great news for everyone. FREE ADMISSION for everyone to this festival.

Festival Features:

Start the day with the Compton Viking war chant

Special Lunch: Our Traditional MONKEY STEW!!!

Games: Pin the tail on the Monkey, Monkey Testicle Pinata hitting, And the most popular: Whack-a-drago!

Music: Brendan "Elton" Engle-John, Alexander's Gibberish, and The Jackson Connection.

Comedy: Buccs-aholic and CV Tore up tour 09.

Dinner: New-Monkey Burgers w/ special viking sauce

All are invited, to Compton for the Celebration on the 29th!
 
coachviking
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Monmouth will donate crying towels for the Compton fans as well as providing grief consouling to the comptom managemet so they do not gut after their inevitable loss
 
xTrav
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LOL! Good stuff Kada...
 
kadafitcd
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Another announcement. The site is pissing me off today! Slow as hell!
 
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Originally posted by kadafitcd

Music: Brendan "Elton" Engle-John, Alexander's Gibberish, and The Jackson Connection.


i lol'd
Edited by musky5 on May 26, 2009 22:22:53
 
raidersrock
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You would think after two straight losses to MEM when you try this shit you would come up with something new by now right?
 
Moondog22
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Originally posted by raidersrock
You would think after two straight losses to MEM when you try this shit you would come up with something new by now right?


 
kadafitcd
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Originally posted by raidersrock
You would think after two straight losses to MEM when you try this shit you would come up with something new by now right?


Yeah I can't come up with something new until one of these actually pays off! Sorry! Go Raiders!
 
GhostMachine
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This festival sucks more than Monica Lewinsky's House of Cigars. I want my money back. The MEM festival is going to have Billy Ocean and the band from the FreeCreditReport.com commercials.

"Nobody told me that place was a renaissance fair."
 
Ubasstards
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Originally posted by kadafitcd

Dinner: New-Monkey Burgers w/ special viking sauce


viking sauce?

you friggin pervert
 
GhostMachine
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Everyone knows that Vikings are just a poor man's pirate.
 
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Originally posted by kadafitcd


Dinner: New-Monkey Burgers w/ special viking sauce


Cream-pie-ing your own burger? Fugly. But who am I to judge you. G'luck guzzling your own goo.
 
kadafitcd
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Cream pieing the burgers that you all will eat! We can't help but do it to the monkeys!!

Speaking of Monkeys check this shit out...

http://www.break.com/index/monkey-goes-for-a-ride.html
 
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Originally posted by Ubasstards
Originally posted by kadafitcd


Dinner: New-Monkey Burgers w/ special viking sauce


viking sauce?

you friggin pervert


He didn't say that Compton would be slurping down the Viking sauce - just that said sauce would be available. Personally, I've been saving all my Invader sauce for when we have the technology to clone me. Then I'm going to have my cake and eat it too. Then I'm going to call Gramma and tell her I told her so.
 
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Originally posted by steinrat
Originally posted by Ubasstards

Originally posted by kadafitcd



Dinner: New-Monkey Burgers w/ special viking sauce


viking sauce?

you friggin pervert


He didn't say that Compton would be slurping down the Viking sauce - just that said sauce would be available. Personally, I've been saving all my Invader sauce for when we have the technology to clone me. Then I'm going to have my cake and eat it too. Then I'm going to call Gramma and tell her I told her so.


Are you saying that you're going to make sweet love with yourself?? That's some messed up stuff Stein!
 
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