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billbates
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Just got the results from the GLB official store and internet sales. Here are the top 15.

1. Pipi Longstocking Green Bay Maulers
Green Bay fans love their D and that means they are fans of Pipi Lingstocking!

2. John Young Cincinnati Shockers
Anytime that you average over 400 yards passing per game, fans are going to buy your jersey.

3. Allen Copeland Las Vegas Gamblers
Allen is like a Swiss Army Knife for the Gamblers. On the way home from the last game, he landed the plane when the pilot came down with the swine flu.

4. Cooter Splitter Over The Rhine Dots
Crazy Cooter is on pace to break 2,000 yards for the 4th time in his career.

5. Steve Dee Alpine Golfers
IHOP commercials featuring Steve Dee have rocketed the conference leader in pancakes into the spotlight.

6. Ken Cote Washington Bullets
The conference’s sack leader is also the leading jersey sales for the Bullets.

7. Eric Cartman Northwest Arkansas Naturals
Eric’s TD celebration after his pick six is the number 1 video on youtube.

8. (HULK) (BLAZING) ***Official FootballGuys***
After looking at Hulk’s stats this season, I went out and bought his jersey.

9. Quick Williams Indianapolis Gurupies
Quick has averaged over 2,000 yards rushing for the last 5 seasons, it’s a wonder that he isn’t number 1 on the list.

10. Hal 9000 Detroit Demon Lions
It’s almost like Hal is a robot. He has never had less than 1,000 yards rushing in a season and is on pace to break 2,000 this season.

11. Louis Lipps Pittsburg Steel
One of the most electrifying WR’s in GLB, Louis is a threat to score any time he touches the ball.

12. Center of Attention Carolina Hammer
Mr. Attention has been directing the line since season 1. Fans in Carolina love his blue collar approach.

13. Weasley VanCleve Columbus Woody’s
The Columbus fans have been cheering for VanCleve for over a season now and they love what they see.

14. Daddy Diggler Richey Royals
Diggler was recently on Jerry Springer with his wife and brother. (Best luck with that Daddy)

15. The QB's of the Chocolate City Cha Chings
You know what they say, If you have 22 QB's you really don't have one. In this case the CCCC's really do have 22.


 
ddingo
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Good stuff even if it was the wrong conference.
 
Sik Wit It
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I loved when you did these in AAA2. But you did both conferences back then...hint hint
 
cwrujosh
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Corpulent Pigleg demands a recount. If not only for his name, but his blistering stats of the past several seasons at the TE position.
 
ns1987
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Originally posted by
IHOP commercials featuring Steve Dee have rocketed the conference leader in pancakes into the spotlight.


I LOLd
 
joemiken
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I heard MVP-favorite Jacob Orangeblood's jerseys had to be pulled from the shelves due to the mass hysteria they were provoking.
 
WiSeIVIaN
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Always cool stuff. Srsly East, who do we have to trade you to get billbates back in the west?
 
Critwit
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Good write up
 
Martinmas
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No love for the Spanish Dart? Martinmas is the most feared WR in the East!

Still a good read.
 
kr0n
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Orangeblood is on the Roids

just saying <_<
 
jktooley
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great stuff
 
Chop_Lobster
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lol, thanks Bill.

 


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