WEPL Power Rankings by miladmaaan
One Liners
-After a tie, Graz' non-losing streak has officially ended. Disappointingly, too.. Should have been closer. (homer comment, GO RAGE!)
-Inverness finally gets their first pro win, over a great team. If they didn't get this they probably would have permanantly been in the gutter.
-Greenwood takes control against the Boats, getting another win. I don't think we can call these AAA teams anymore, they're pro temas.
-The Philharmonic drops to 0-4, as does Tiffany. Unlike Paris, though, I feel like Ice and Fire can rebound.
-There's no clear #1 anymore. No offense to Stockholm, but while you're doing pretty great I don't think this is how it'll end up! Just goes to show how good the competition is when there's no clear cut #1.
-If you're wondering about the Danes' rank.. The only non 0-4 team they beat is Portland. That's why they aren't skyrocketing.
-On the other hand.. You'll see Cardiff getting a huge jump. Damn BFM.
-This league makes me want to stop predicting games.
-5 of the top 6 teams lost. Thanks for f'ing up my rankings, guys.
WTWOF
What To Watch Out For
BFM, nuff said. The games are excitin, yo
Rankings
Tier 1
1. 3-1 Stockholm Meatballs (+1)
2. 2-1-1 Graz Grizzlies (-1)
3. 3-1 Korb Destroyers (0)
Tier 2
4. 3-1 Turin THUNDER (+3)
5. 2-2 Berlin Ballers (-1)
6. 1-3 Black Forest Mercenaries (0)
7. 2-2 Bonn Dynamo (+1)
8. 2-2 Paris Dream Boats (-3)
9. 3-1 Antwerp Annihilators (0)
10. 3-1 Rivals Mainboard Pimps (0)
Tier 3
11. 4-0 Cardiff Bluebirds (+7)
12. 2-1-1 E-City Mercenaries (-1)
13. 3-1 London Hitmen (+1)
14. 2-2 Normandy Invasion (-1)
15. 4-0 FootballForum Fighting Danes (+1)
16. 3-1 Portland Rage (+1)
17. 2-2 Paris Musketeers (+2)
18. 1-3 Grass Root Divots (-3)
Tier 4
19. 0-4 A Team of Ice and Fire (-7)
20. 3-1 Aberdeen Wrecking Crew (+1)
21. 3-1 Greenwood Alley Cat (+4)
22. 1-3 Edinburgh Black Knights (0)
23. 3-1 Hattgenstein Volunteers (+1)
24. 2-2 Belfast Commandos (-4)
25. 2-2 West Wales Warriors (+1)
26. 1-3 Inverness Highlanders (+2)
Tier 5
27. 0-4 Paris Philharmonic (-4)
28. 2-2 Lyon Dynasty (-1)
29. 0-4 Madrid Raging Bulls (0)
30. 1-3 Team Perkis (0)
31. 0-4 London Monarchs (0)
32. 0-4 Woodrige Lumberjacks (0)
Weekly Predictions
(13-20)
Graz Grizzlies over FootballForum Fighting Danes
Bonn Dynamo over Aberdeen Wrecking Crew
Greenwood Alley Cat over Hattgenstein Volunteers
Turin THUNDER over Paris Dream Boats
Berlin Ballers over Cardiff Bluebirds
Blackforest Mercenaries over Antwerp Annihilators
Paris Musketeers over Korb Destroyers
Rivals Mainboard Pimps over London Hitmen
Stockholm Meatballs over A Team of Ice and Fire
Zeta Predictions
By: Coreyls18
Overall: 7-9
Last Week: 4-4
Matchup: (9)Berlin Ballers vs. (1)Cardiff Bluebirds
Prediction: Ballers - Ballers will knock the Bluebirds off the top this week.
Matchup: (4)Rivals Mainboard Pimps @ (5)London Hitmen
Prediction: Pimps - Hitmen will get pimp slapped
Matchup: (2)Antwerp Annihilators @ (11)Black Forest Mercenaries
Prediction: Antwerp - Antwerp will continue to play well and BFM will continue to struggle...
Matchup: (12)Edinburgh Black Knights @ (14)Inverness Highlanders
Prediction: Highlanders - Inverness finally looked like the great team from AAA, i expect them to be solid again and win easy.
Matchup: (6)Stockholm Meatballs vs. (15)A Team of Ice and Fire
Prediction: Meatballs - Ive gone with ATOIAF two weeks in a row now...time to pick against them, Meatballs are too much to handle.
Matchup: (8)Paris Musketeers @ (3)Korb Destroyers
Prediction: Destroyers - Personally i always do horrible vs Korb and cant seem to beat them. Expect nothing different.
Matchup: (13)Grass Root Divots @ (7)Normandy Invasion
Prediction: Divots - Normandy started great and now in a hole, Divots will give them their third straight loss.
Matchup: (16)Madrid Raging Bulls @ (10)Lyon Dynasty
Prediction: Dynasty - Bulls just cant figure it out and they wont this week either. Dynasty win.
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Interview with Greenwood Alley Cat 9873101
By: Mavooo
1.So we finally made it huh coach! So now that we're here in the Pros, what's your early season impression on the move up here?
-Well, to be honest with you the fact that you can never take a game off is a lot of work. In AAA you could completely take a game off now and then...you do that here and you get beat. That being said...and I hate to say this, but I thought that the level of competition at the top of the WE Pro, would be just a little bit better. I'm not saying that Greenwood is going to be a playoff team or anything like that...but I just don't see much of a difference between the top of our AAA league last year and this one this season.
Haha, easy there, you still have to play a few of them!
2. Ok, now that you're here and about to face some teams of yesteryear... tell us, who or what team are the Alley Cat chomping at the bit to exact a little revenge on?
--Oh, that's the easiest question that you could ask me...of course it would be Portland. We are currently riding a 2 game losing streak to Portland and that shit needs to stop.
I'll tell ya what there's not another game we get up more for then playing the Alley Cat, hopefully we keep the streak going.
3. Chip or Brock? And speaking of those guys how has Bluetooth been and is the restraining order on Chip still in effect here in the Pros?
--Brock...definetly Brock. I think that the restraining order is still technically enforceable, but it doesn't matter Chip is still seen rifling through Bluetooth's underwear after the games.
4. Ok coach, let's play a little word association game. I'll give you a word and you say the first thing that comes to your mind......here it goes!
Danes Pain in my ass
Bort Rich
Toledo, hahaha, sorry I know that one still stings a bit! Lucky
Bluetooth The best player I've ever seen in this game
Playoffs Would be a huge honor
5. Ok back to WEPL, So in your opinion what team do you think may be flying under the radar and could surprise the league later?
-I would say The Aberdeen Wrecking Crew
6. Highlight a player on your team that may otherwise go unnoticed by the casual fan but is fundamental to the success of your team.
-SS Don Cursino, there isn't much that guy doesn't do for us on defense. In my opinion he's our defensive MVP.
7. If you had Bort on speed dial, what's the one thing you'd have him add to this seasons sim?
-On the defensive play creator, I wish you could move the positions around more freely.
8. Same question but what would you remove? give the defense back it's coverage advantage
Ok coach we're just about done hang in there....
Good I have a hooker waiting on me, and she's on the clock...so let's finish this up.
Ok for the last part of the interview let's go to our rapid fire segment, should be fun!
1- Watching your defensive linemen pull reverse pancake or watching an offensive linemen make a pancake? O-line
2- Interception return for a TD, or Bluetooth breaking 8 tackles en route to a score? INT TD
I guess with Blue tooth...it's kinda like been there done that huh? lol
3- Alpha or Zeta? Alpha
4- Selma Hayek or Penelope Cruz? Cruz
5- Pokemon or Transformers? lol Transformers
6- High scoring shootout or defensive slugfest? defensive slugfest
and finally...
7- Greenwod Alley Cat: postseason participants, or better luck next year? Post season...I think.
That concludes our interview with 9873101 of the 3-1 Greenwood Alley Cat, thanks for joining us coach."
-Great questions Mavooo
Today in History
1963 - Martin Luther King Jr delivers his "I have a dream" speech
Random Fact of the day
The most money ever paid for a cow in an auction was $1.3 million
One Liners
-After a tie, Graz' non-losing streak has officially ended. Disappointingly, too.. Should have been closer. (homer comment, GO RAGE!)
-Inverness finally gets their first pro win, over a great team. If they didn't get this they probably would have permanantly been in the gutter.
-Greenwood takes control against the Boats, getting another win. I don't think we can call these AAA teams anymore, they're pro temas.
-The Philharmonic drops to 0-4, as does Tiffany. Unlike Paris, though, I feel like Ice and Fire can rebound.
-There's no clear #1 anymore. No offense to Stockholm, but while you're doing pretty great I don't think this is how it'll end up! Just goes to show how good the competition is when there's no clear cut #1.
-If you're wondering about the Danes' rank.. The only non 0-4 team they beat is Portland. That's why they aren't skyrocketing.
-On the other hand.. You'll see Cardiff getting a huge jump. Damn BFM.
-This league makes me want to stop predicting games.
-5 of the top 6 teams lost. Thanks for f'ing up my rankings, guys.
WTWOF
What To Watch Out For
BFM, nuff said. The games are excitin, yo
Rankings
Tier 1
1. 3-1 Stockholm Meatballs (+1)
2. 2-1-1 Graz Grizzlies (-1)
3. 3-1 Korb Destroyers (0)
Tier 2
4. 3-1 Turin THUNDER (+3)
5. 2-2 Berlin Ballers (-1)
6. 1-3 Black Forest Mercenaries (0)
7. 2-2 Bonn Dynamo (+1)
8. 2-2 Paris Dream Boats (-3)
9. 3-1 Antwerp Annihilators (0)
10. 3-1 Rivals Mainboard Pimps (0)
Tier 3
11. 4-0 Cardiff Bluebirds (+7)
12. 2-1-1 E-City Mercenaries (-1)
13. 3-1 London Hitmen (+1)
14. 2-2 Normandy Invasion (-1)
15. 4-0 FootballForum Fighting Danes (+1)
16. 3-1 Portland Rage (+1)
17. 2-2 Paris Musketeers (+2)
18. 1-3 Grass Root Divots (-3)
Tier 4
19. 0-4 A Team of Ice and Fire (-7)
20. 3-1 Aberdeen Wrecking Crew (+1)
21. 3-1 Greenwood Alley Cat (+4)
22. 1-3 Edinburgh Black Knights (0)
23. 3-1 Hattgenstein Volunteers (+1)
24. 2-2 Belfast Commandos (-4)
25. 2-2 West Wales Warriors (+1)
26. 1-3 Inverness Highlanders (+2)
Tier 5
27. 0-4 Paris Philharmonic (-4)
28. 2-2 Lyon Dynasty (-1)
29. 0-4 Madrid Raging Bulls (0)
30. 1-3 Team Perkis (0)
31. 0-4 London Monarchs (0)
32. 0-4 Woodrige Lumberjacks (0)
Weekly Predictions
(13-20)
Graz Grizzlies over FootballForum Fighting Danes
Bonn Dynamo over Aberdeen Wrecking Crew
Greenwood Alley Cat over Hattgenstein Volunteers
Turin THUNDER over Paris Dream Boats
Berlin Ballers over Cardiff Bluebirds
Blackforest Mercenaries over Antwerp Annihilators
Paris Musketeers over Korb Destroyers
Rivals Mainboard Pimps over London Hitmen
Stockholm Meatballs over A Team of Ice and Fire
Zeta Predictions
By: Coreyls18
Overall: 7-9
Last Week: 4-4
Matchup: (9)Berlin Ballers vs. (1)Cardiff Bluebirds
Prediction: Ballers - Ballers will knock the Bluebirds off the top this week.
Matchup: (4)Rivals Mainboard Pimps @ (5)London Hitmen
Prediction: Pimps - Hitmen will get pimp slapped
Matchup: (2)Antwerp Annihilators @ (11)Black Forest Mercenaries
Prediction: Antwerp - Antwerp will continue to play well and BFM will continue to struggle...
Matchup: (12)Edinburgh Black Knights @ (14)Inverness Highlanders
Prediction: Highlanders - Inverness finally looked like the great team from AAA, i expect them to be solid again and win easy.
Matchup: (6)Stockholm Meatballs vs. (15)A Team of Ice and Fire
Prediction: Meatballs - Ive gone with ATOIAF two weeks in a row now...time to pick against them, Meatballs are too much to handle.
Matchup: (8)Paris Musketeers @ (3)Korb Destroyers
Prediction: Destroyers - Personally i always do horrible vs Korb and cant seem to beat them. Expect nothing different.
Matchup: (13)Grass Root Divots @ (7)Normandy Invasion
Prediction: Divots - Normandy started great and now in a hole, Divots will give them their third straight loss.
Matchup: (16)Madrid Raging Bulls @ (10)Lyon Dynasty
Prediction: Dynasty - Bulls just cant figure it out and they wont this week either. Dynasty win.
Babe of the day
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and for the female GLBers...
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Interview with Greenwood Alley Cat 9873101
By: Mavooo
1.So we finally made it huh coach! So now that we're here in the Pros, what's your early season impression on the move up here?
-Well, to be honest with you the fact that you can never take a game off is a lot of work. In AAA you could completely take a game off now and then...you do that here and you get beat. That being said...and I hate to say this, but I thought that the level of competition at the top of the WE Pro, would be just a little bit better. I'm not saying that Greenwood is going to be a playoff team or anything like that...but I just don't see much of a difference between the top of our AAA league last year and this one this season.
Haha, easy there, you still have to play a few of them!
2. Ok, now that you're here and about to face some teams of yesteryear... tell us, who or what team are the Alley Cat chomping at the bit to exact a little revenge on?
--Oh, that's the easiest question that you could ask me...of course it would be Portland. We are currently riding a 2 game losing streak to Portland and that shit needs to stop.
I'll tell ya what there's not another game we get up more for then playing the Alley Cat, hopefully we keep the streak going.
3. Chip or Brock? And speaking of those guys how has Bluetooth been and is the restraining order on Chip still in effect here in the Pros?
--Brock...definetly Brock. I think that the restraining order is still technically enforceable, but it doesn't matter Chip is still seen rifling through Bluetooth's underwear after the games.
4. Ok coach, let's play a little word association game. I'll give you a word and you say the first thing that comes to your mind......here it goes!
Danes Pain in my ass
Bort Rich
Toledo, hahaha, sorry I know that one still stings a bit! Lucky
Bluetooth The best player I've ever seen in this game
Playoffs Would be a huge honor
5. Ok back to WEPL, So in your opinion what team do you think may be flying under the radar and could surprise the league later?
-I would say The Aberdeen Wrecking Crew
6. Highlight a player on your team that may otherwise go unnoticed by the casual fan but is fundamental to the success of your team.
-SS Don Cursino, there isn't much that guy doesn't do for us on defense. In my opinion he's our defensive MVP.
7. If you had Bort on speed dial, what's the one thing you'd have him add to this seasons sim?
-On the defensive play creator, I wish you could move the positions around more freely.
8. Same question but what would you remove? give the defense back it's coverage advantage
Ok coach we're just about done hang in there....
Good I have a hooker waiting on me, and she's on the clock...so let's finish this up.
Ok for the last part of the interview let's go to our rapid fire segment, should be fun!
1- Watching your defensive linemen pull reverse pancake or watching an offensive linemen make a pancake? O-line
2- Interception return for a TD, or Bluetooth breaking 8 tackles en route to a score? INT TD
I guess with Blue tooth...it's kinda like been there done that huh? lol
3- Alpha or Zeta? Alpha
4- Selma Hayek or Penelope Cruz? Cruz
5- Pokemon or Transformers? lol Transformers
6- High scoring shootout or defensive slugfest? defensive slugfest
and finally...
7- Greenwod Alley Cat: postseason participants, or better luck next year? Post season...I think.
That concludes our interview with 9873101 of the 3-1 Greenwood Alley Cat, thanks for joining us coach."
-Great questions Mavooo
Today in History
1963 - Martin Luther King Jr delivers his "I have a dream" speech
Random Fact of the day
The most money ever paid for a cow in an auction was $1.3 million
