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Steven young, from the Oakland Nation is guaranteeing that his team will be in the playoffs this year. He is also almost positive that he will receive a trophy, he is 3rd in rushing yards, and 2nd in touchdowns. He says there is no one that could stop him, or the rest of the nation. "No one can stop me," is what he quotes after the weight room,reporters said to have saw him benching out 500 pounds.

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Steven! Hi! Bill Bixby, from the Oakland Gazette. I had a question for you.

The Gazette has heard rumor of a messy break-up with your boyfriend over a possible HIV scare. Do you have HIV? Are you positive? Thanks for your time.

Steven is wrong. lol

STEVEN! Bill Bixby again. Is it true that you starred in an "ADULT FILM" in college entitled "Frat Boy Ankle Grabbers 3"? We need a comment Steve!

Steven Young ain't no Steven Jackson! Hey Chronic did your owner trade you?

talk talk talk.

The people want to know steven!

no, steven young is not gay. and no, the owner did not trade me i will be a FA after this season. Steven Young currently has a girlfriend. They were last seen together in the weightroom, she was watching him lift weights.

So was Steven in that film? And does he have HIV?

Originally posted by the47x
So was Steven in that film? And does he have HIV?

Steven encourages you to shut the fuck up.

Steven I'm sorry I had to turn you down for one of your late night "workout sessions" but I am straight. Nothing against you or anything, you are a beautiful specimen, and 2nd in the league in TD's! Hopefully you get that trophy man! But anyways I hope your HIV doesn't stop you in your quest for a championship!
-Bill Bixby

PS Thanks for your help with the article.

Originally posted by the47x
Steven I'm sorry I had to turn you down for one of your late night "workout sessions" but I am straight. Nothing against you or anything, you are a beautiful specimen, and 2nd in the league in TD's! Hopefully you get that trophy man! But anyways I hope your HIV doesn't stop you in your quest for a championship!
-Bill Bixby

PS Thanks for your help with the article.

Steven is not gay, nor does he have HIV. In high school, Steven was known at the "chick magnet"

Sports Section
Oakland Gazette

STEVEN YOUNG: A CLOSER LOOK
by Bill Bixby

Steven Young, the prolific running back for the Oakland Nation, has had rumors circulating about his off the field activities. Most notable were the allegations that he had contracted HIV from his ex-boyfriend. Most people close to the star running back say this comes as no surprise. One former classmate of Young's in high school claimed that he was known as a "dick magnet". His starring role in the adult film "Frat Boy Ankle Grabbers 3" while he attended college further cemented her testimony. However, I spoke with Young and he told me that he has a girlfriend now. She is a pre-op transsexual. However, during the interview Steven could not keep his hands to himself and kept taking off his pants. Young, being the handsome, muscular Nubian Prince that he is attempted to seduce me! Thankfully Steven's mother called him for dinner and he climbed off of me to join his family for a delicious meal of beef stroghanoff. All of these distractions have not affected Steven's play on the field though as he is 2nd in the league in touchdowns scored. Steven is hoping to get a trophy and win the championship with the support of his new girlfriend. Best of luck to Steven Young and the Oakland Nation in the playoffs!

Originally posted by the47x
Sports Section
Oakland Gazette

STEVEN JACKSON: A CLOSER LOOK
by Bill Bixby

Steven Young, the prolific running back for the Raider Nation, has had rumors circulating about his off the field activities. Most notable were the allegations that he had contracted HIV from his ex-boyfriend. Most people close to the star running back say this comes as no surprise. One former classmate of Young's in high school claimed that he was known as a "dick magnet". His starring role in the adult film "Frat Boy Ankle Grabbers 3" while he attended college further cemented her testimony. However, I spoke with Young and he told me that he has a girlfriend now. She is a pre-op transsexual. However, during the interview Steven could not keep his hands to himself and kept taking off his pants. Jackson, being the handsome, muscular Nubian Prince that he is attempted to seduce me! Thankfully Steven's mother called him for dinner and he climbed off of me to join his family for a delicious meal of beef stroghanoff. All of these distractions have not affected Steven's play on the field though as he is 2nd in the league in touchdowns scored. Steven is hoping to get a trophy and win the championship with the support of his new girlfriend. Best of luck to Steven Young and the Oakland Nation in the playoffs!

sucks for that steven young of the Raider Nation

That's just a rough draft. What do you guys think? It should be in Friday's paper if the editor's don't find anything wrong with it.