whats that? you want a linebacker? WELL HOLY MOTHER OF GOD HERE YOU ARE
hes made by me so you already know hes the best linebacker on the game.
what 16 strength, well goddamn youve got 16 strength right here.
"does that badboy have level one skills?!" you exclaim
you bet your sweet caboose he does
Woah wait, back the heck up for a minute, is he named after a defunct ice hockey team?
damn skippy
hes level 1 so you already know hes good
if youre not already convinced heres a breif Q&A session
Q: am i going to send an offer?
A: yes
Q:how much of my money do you want?
A:all of it
Q:how much playing time do you want?
A:all of it
wanna get laid? with this 248 lbs of stud in you team, the ladies will be all over your jock like an STD
hes made by me so you already know hes the best linebacker on the game.
what 16 strength, well goddamn youve got 16 strength right here.
"does that badboy have level one skills?!" you exclaim
you bet your sweet caboose he does
Woah wait, back the heck up for a minute, is he named after a defunct ice hockey team?
damn skippy
hes level 1 so you already know hes good
if youre not already convinced heres a breif Q&A session
Q: am i going to send an offer?
A: yes
Q:how much of my money do you want?
A:all of it
Q:how much playing time do you want?
A:all of it
wanna get laid? with this 248 lbs of stud in you team, the ladies will be all over your jock like an STD
