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mavsman
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As many other greats have fallen in history, such as the Roman Empire, Egypt, Alexander The Great, and Michael Jackson, The Yell are leaving the USA Pros. We came out of the WPL in a blaze of glory a few seasons ago, but the game lost its joy when we left the WPL. Without the WPL the Yell could not exist and flourish like it once did.

Then this season came about, and without mercy or justice Bort slayed the Third Coast Offense. He killed the greatness of the passing game and killed any team that was not the Baltimore Ravens. Now as our backs are up against the wall, and our players in the twilight of their careers, the Yell may never be back in the Pros. So I feel that we have only one choice.

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AN ORDINANCE to dissolve the union between the Richmond Rebel Yell and the USA Pro League.

Whereas, the vote to remove The Yell from the USA Pro League, by a sectional party, avowedly hostile to the domestic institutions and to the peace and security of the players of the Richmond Rebel Yell, preceded by many and dangerous infractions of the constitution of the United States by many of the teams and people of the Northern section and the man named Bort, undoubtedly a yankee, is a political wrong of so insulting and menacing a character as to justify the players of the Richmond Rebel Yell in the adoption of prompt and decided measures for their future peace and security, therefore:

Be it declared and ordained by the Richmond Rebel Yell, in Convention assembled, That the Richmond Rebel Yell now withdraws, and is hereby withdrawn from the Union known as the USA Pro League, and henceforth ceases to be one of said League, and is, and of right ought to be a Sovereign and Independent State.

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You might see a couple of our players around next season, but it won't be the same.




There are rumors of a new Third Coast Offense being designed and mastered, and if you are lucky, the Pros might get to one day drop down on their knees and fill their mouths with its magic batter.

- Mavs



Last edited Mar 29, 2009 14:29:16
 
kr0n
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lol nice
 
PP
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LMAO....I''ll honestly miss these kinds of Yell posts.

As a tribute to the memories of a day gone by, not overly funny when I did it then and now merely a tip of the hat, my version of this ssn's final rankings:

#1 Richmond Rebel Yell
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#3 Richmond Rebel Yell
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#10 Richmond Rebel Yell
#11 Richmond Rebel Yell
#12 Richmond Rebel Yell
#13 Richmond Rebel Yell
#14 Richmond Rebel Yell
#15 Richmond Rebel Yell
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#17 Richmond Rebel Yell
#18 Richmond Rebel Yell
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#24 Richmond Rebel Yell
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Mofo
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Needs more Rebel Yell
 
Doomsday
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Haha. Great exiting post. GL to you guys. The Third Coast Offense will be missed.
 
Sik Wit It
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Haha it's sad to see you guys go. I'm gonna miss posts like these!
 
InRomoWeTrust
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::salutes::

Best of luck.
 
23yrwej
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I saw ***Official*** and thought this thread was about OFG deciding to throw the game to make it easier on us over at OTR.
 
The Duff Man
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We are. I wouldn't spend any time on it at all. Starting scouting Shockers/CCCC

All of our focus is on MEM.
 
coachviking
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Originally posted by The Duff Man
We are. I wouldn't spend any time on it at all. Starting scouting Shockers/CCCC

All of our focus is on MEM.


When do we play you guys??????
 
The Duff Man
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Next season scrimmage. I like to prepare in advance.
 
joemiken
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Originally posted by coachviking
Originally posted by The Duff Man

We are. I wouldn't spend any time on it at all. Starting scouting Shockers/CCCC

All of our focus is on MEM.


When do we play you guys??????


Day -4, Season 9?
 
The Duff Man
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I will be VERY happy with a 1-1 record tomorrow. Honestly I am not sure which game I would rather win. We won't win US Pro anyway, so I would be better off in a one game, winner take all, for the WORLD tournament title.

Won't be surprised at all if we go 0-2. At least with Season 8 there is no issue having these games the same day. Scouting/Gameplanning didn't take long.
 
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I shall return.
Last edited Mar 29, 2009 19:31:46
 
coachviking
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Originally posted by joemiken
Originally posted by coachviking

Originally posted by The Duff Man


We are. I wouldn't spend any time on it at all. Starting scouting Shockers/CCCC

All of our focus is on MEM.


When do we play you guys??????


Day -4, Season 9?


OHHHHHHHHH you mean that silly little tourney we are both in.. Gotcha
 
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