B Dizzle’s in da Hizzle, 5th Edition, 5/16/08
Well good afternoon and welcome to the fifth live edition of “BDizzle’s in da Hizzle” where football reigns supreme. I’m your host, BDizzle and today we are making a phone call to a rather popular GLB player. Everyone give a big round of applause to Sticky Hand of the Greensboro Tsunami, USA BBB #10’s leading receiver.
1. How does it feel to be the best WR in USA BBB10, statistically speaking? Rumor has it you may be a lock for the BBB10 East Pro Bowl. Do you have anything to say to the CBs in the league?
A. Sticky hand loves to catch the ball and run ever since Sticky Hand left 10th grade to become a pro. Sticky Hand has been improving. High School football was too easy. Sticky Hand looks forward to Pro Bowl; Sticky Hand’s legs will be too sore to play but looking forward to bikinis on Hawaii beaches. Sticky Hand hopes CB's don’t loose their eyesight from all the dust that gets in them.
2. Wow! Through 10 games so far you’re averaging just over 7 catches and 68 yards per game. What are some of your personal season goals? How many yards do you expect to gain this season? TDs?
A. Sticky Hand wanted 1 TD and 100 yards a game. Since Sticky Hand sees that it isn’t going to happen, Sticky Hand’s goal for rest of the season is 10 total TD's and 1000 yards.
3. How hard do you train between games? I hear you work hard and that you’re a well respected player on the Tsunami. Speaking of which, what’s with the 2-8 record?
A. Sticky Hand training changes every day. Right now Sticky Hand is working on confidence. Speed and catching are useless without knowing how good you are. Sticky Hand respects Tsunami coach and GM's. Sticky Hand understand it was hard to sign idiot low levels at beginning of season so he stuck with Tsunami through the hard time and will be with the Tsunami when they make the playoffs next year.
4. Who would you say has done the best job of defending you this season?
A. Sticky Hand would have to say his Coach. Coach had Sticky Hand returning kicks and punts at start of season so Sticky Hand was too tired to run and catch the ball.
5. What do you think of Raul Manning, the gun slinging ace that leads the Greensboro offense? Is he anything like his cousins Peyton and Eli?
A. Sticky Hand and Raul work better than Sticky Hand and Rexx did. Sticky Hand thinks Raul is much better than Payton and Sticky Hand doesn’t even acknowledge Eli as a QB. Sticky Hand has heard rumor that Raul wants to leave to play for a friend’s team but he isn’t worried. Sticky Hand is so good anyone can throw to him.
6. If Manning does leave, what QB in BBB10 would you want to trade for to come and take his place?
A. Sticky Hand thinks Jimmy Cakes has a great arm and would like to receive some passes from him.
Thanks for your time, Mr. Hand...or should I call you Sticky? At any rate, it was great to talk with someone of your receiving caliber. You are truly unique - I mean when else does one conduct an interview with a player that speaks in 3rd person during the entire session? (Ocho Cinco, anyone???)
Stay sexy, Triple B10.
Well good afternoon and welcome to the fifth live edition of “BDizzle’s in da Hizzle” where football reigns supreme. I’m your host, BDizzle and today we are making a phone call to a rather popular GLB player. Everyone give a big round of applause to Sticky Hand of the Greensboro Tsunami, USA BBB #10’s leading receiver.
1. How does it feel to be the best WR in USA BBB10, statistically speaking? Rumor has it you may be a lock for the BBB10 East Pro Bowl. Do you have anything to say to the CBs in the league?
A. Sticky hand loves to catch the ball and run ever since Sticky Hand left 10th grade to become a pro. Sticky Hand has been improving. High School football was too easy. Sticky Hand looks forward to Pro Bowl; Sticky Hand’s legs will be too sore to play but looking forward to bikinis on Hawaii beaches. Sticky Hand hopes CB's don’t loose their eyesight from all the dust that gets in them.
2. Wow! Through 10 games so far you’re averaging just over 7 catches and 68 yards per game. What are some of your personal season goals? How many yards do you expect to gain this season? TDs?
A. Sticky Hand wanted 1 TD and 100 yards a game. Since Sticky Hand sees that it isn’t going to happen, Sticky Hand’s goal for rest of the season is 10 total TD's and 1000 yards.
3. How hard do you train between games? I hear you work hard and that you’re a well respected player on the Tsunami. Speaking of which, what’s with the 2-8 record?
A. Sticky Hand training changes every day. Right now Sticky Hand is working on confidence. Speed and catching are useless without knowing how good you are. Sticky Hand respects Tsunami coach and GM's. Sticky Hand understand it was hard to sign idiot low levels at beginning of season so he stuck with Tsunami through the hard time and will be with the Tsunami when they make the playoffs next year.
4. Who would you say has done the best job of defending you this season?
A. Sticky Hand would have to say his Coach. Coach had Sticky Hand returning kicks and punts at start of season so Sticky Hand was too tired to run and catch the ball.
5. What do you think of Raul Manning, the gun slinging ace that leads the Greensboro offense? Is he anything like his cousins Peyton and Eli?
A. Sticky Hand and Raul work better than Sticky Hand and Rexx did. Sticky Hand thinks Raul is much better than Payton and Sticky Hand doesn’t even acknowledge Eli as a QB. Sticky Hand has heard rumor that Raul wants to leave to play for a friend’s team but he isn’t worried. Sticky Hand is so good anyone can throw to him.
6. If Manning does leave, what QB in BBB10 would you want to trade for to come and take his place?
A. Sticky Hand thinks Jimmy Cakes has a great arm and would like to receive some passes from him.
Thanks for your time, Mr. Hand...or should I call you Sticky? At any rate, it was great to talk with someone of your receiving caliber. You are truly unique - I mean when else does one conduct an interview with a player that speaks in 3rd person during the entire session? (Ocho Cinco, anyone???)
Stay sexy, Triple B10.
