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To see each others' sense of humor, I think it'd be nice to have a thread dedicated to the jokes.

I'll start. I go to an all guy school (St. John's, Shrewsbury, MA). And we say sex jokes all day.

We asked one kid the pitcher-catcher joke:
He said: "I like neither. I prefer being the 1st basemen. No wait a minute, I like being the spectator."
We then ask if he likes watching it live or reruns.
he says live, and then we ask him front row or his TV and he said front row. We then asked about re-runs and asked read about them or watch them and he said read them in magazines. True story.

Maybe it cause I am a old fart........but I don't get it...........

But here a question I love asking people..................Can you get fired from a job for sexually harassing yourself?

Originally posted by LRButler
Maybe it cause I am a old fart........but I don't get it...........

But here a question I love asking people..................Can you get fired from a job for sexually harassing yourself?



lol good question

Originally posted by LRButler
Maybe it cause I am a old fart........but I don't get it...........

But here a question I love asking people..................Can you get fired from a job for sexually harassing yourself?


It was about sex. Would you rather pitch the fastballs or catch. So pretty much give it or take it.

So there's these 2 muffins in an oven.

They're both sitting, just chilling and getting baked.

And one of them yells "Damn, it's hot in here!"

And the other muffin replies "Holy Crap, a talking muffin!"

As an egg gets placed in boiling water it says, "it'll take me long to get hard. i just got laid by a chick"

7 out of 8 people enjoy gang rape

I'd like to consider myself one of those 7.

Your Mom is so ugly that her birth certificate is actually an apology letter from the condom company

Your Mom is so ugly that people hang her picture in their cars just so their radio's dont get stolen

Your Mom is so old that she has dreams in Black and White

Your Mom is so poor that people rob her for practice