Post a story about the craziest girl you ever had!...i know were supposed to talk mainly football, and our league, but F all dat, we talk enough about that
Rush Hour700
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This Chick named Jacquelyn, when i was like 18
Now me and her been rollin' together
Now for quite some time
And she been naggin' a brotha
The whole damn ride
When I first met the girl
Everything was all good
She grew up around my way n went to my school
So hey, the love was all good
So I figured it was cool
And we could do this
And, plus she had a booty
that was sicker than J.lo
I had to scoop it
Anyway, we started hangin' out
And talkin' on the phone more
And before you know
we on her Bed doin' the Grown Folk
Everything was cool, y'all
We had it plain and simple
She wasn't my broad, and I wasn't her man
More like "homie-lover-friends"
She said she understand
But I can't tell she comprehend
'Cause she keyin' on my Infinity(thank god my moms lexus was in the garage)
While I'm sleepin', she be creepin' on me
sneakin' in my pockets
Lookin' for numbers in my phone
And condoms in my wallet
Then she overdid it
This bitch pointed a knife at me
Talkin' about "We need to talk"
'Cause she ain't happy
So shit....
ya boy was out!
Now me and her been rollin' together
Now for quite some time
And she been naggin' a brotha
The whole damn ride
When I first met the girl
Everything was all good
She grew up around my way n went to my school
So hey, the love was all good
So I figured it was cool
And we could do this
And, plus she had a booty
that was sicker than J.lo
I had to scoop it
Anyway, we started hangin' out
And talkin' on the phone more
And before you know
we on her Bed doin' the Grown Folk
Everything was cool, y'all
We had it plain and simple
She wasn't my broad, and I wasn't her man
More like "homie-lover-friends"
She said she understand
But I can't tell she comprehend
'Cause she keyin' on my Infinity(thank god my moms lexus was in the garage)
While I'm sleepin', she be creepin' on me
sneakin' in my pockets
Lookin' for numbers in my phone
And condoms in my wallet
Then she overdid it
This bitch pointed a knife at me
Talkin' about "We need to talk"
'Cause she ain't happy
So shit....
ya boy was out!
Ray Ramon
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when i was playing in a Flag Football League, with my team, i was dating a girl named Kim....she wasnt that crazy but, she had me crazy!
heres the story
Lookin like Roselyn Sanchez,Slim, sweet and sexy,Something like a little sister, Till the day I messed around and tried to kiss her (damn),To be so skinny, baby girl had a nice round ass,I used to stay two steps behind her while I walked her to class,Back in school, a boys mission was to fuck 'em and flee,But I was young, so I let her get close to me,And I was kinda in love,Everyday i was wit' her,At the mall takin pictures,All the while I got my boy sayin' I'm breakin up the team,I'm out here missin my practice, Cause I'm tryin to knock boots,She ain't even let me hit it,Got me talkin' about commitment,Got me climbin through the window,Won't even let me get it,Last thing that she said,Snapped me back to reality, we in the 12th grade, talking about, "you wanna marry me?"
i was like oh no! lol
heres the story
Lookin like Roselyn Sanchez,Slim, sweet and sexy,Something like a little sister, Till the day I messed around and tried to kiss her (damn),To be so skinny, baby girl had a nice round ass,I used to stay two steps behind her while I walked her to class,Back in school, a boys mission was to fuck 'em and flee,But I was young, so I let her get close to me,And I was kinda in love,Everyday i was wit' her,At the mall takin pictures,All the while I got my boy sayin' I'm breakin up the team,I'm out here missin my practice, Cause I'm tryin to knock boots,She ain't even let me hit it,Got me talkin' about commitment,Got me climbin through the window,Won't even let me get it,Last thing that she said,Snapped me back to reality, we in the 12th grade, talking about, "you wanna marry me?"
i was like oh no! lol
Last edited Mar 5, 2009 18:37:45
Gianni Verschueren
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My girlfriend when I was 16 was pretty f*cked-up... She was also the hottest girl I ever dated... Ah, those good old days...
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Originally posted by Gianni Verschueren
My girlfriend when I was 16 was pretty f*cked-up... She was also the hottest girl I ever dated... Ah, those good old days...
lol what she do?
My girlfriend when I was 16 was pretty f*cked-up... She was also the hottest girl I ever dated... Ah, those good old days...
lol what she do?
Joebarber
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Originally posted by Gianni Verschueren
My girlfriend when I was 16 was pretty f*cked-up... She was also the hottest girl I ever dated... Ah, those good old days...
that's usually the way it works
My girlfriend when I was 16 was pretty f*cked-up... She was also the hottest girl I ever dated... Ah, those good old days...
that's usually the way it works
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Originally posted by Joebarber
Originally posted by Gianni Verschueren
My girlfriend when I was 16 was pretty f*cked-up... She was also the hottest girl I ever dated... Ah, those good old days...
that's usually the way it works
Originally posted by Gianni Verschueren
My girlfriend when I was 16 was pretty f*cked-up... She was also the hottest girl I ever dated... Ah, those good old days...
that's usually the way it works
jprietman
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gianni is an italian actor. hes had so many hot italian girls on his jock, hes bound to have the craziest story.
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Originally posted by jprietman
gianni is an italian actor. hes had so many hot italian girls on his jock, hes bound to have the craziest story.
lol
gianni is an italian actor. hes had so many hot italian girls on his jock, hes bound to have the craziest story.
lol
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My on again/off again GF of the past 4-5 years or so is pretty crazy (in a good way). She has a pretty strong obsession with doing bad things in public and chances are if you've ever been on the stony brook campus, you've passed by one of those spots. She also has a pretty big obsession with Jason Bay (when he was on the pirates at least) and a few years ago we went to a day game vs. the Reds on a lazy summer afternoon.
Needless to say, at one point in about the 6th inning she dragged me all the way to the last row of the stands in left field, which is where Jason Bay played. Now PNC park isn't exactly Yankee Stadium in terms of stadium size, and the last row is basically 30 feet above field level, not way up high in the bleachers or anything. I knew what she wanted to do, but I was nervous as hell about it since it's kind of illegal. Fortunately it was a freakin Pirates vs. Reds game on a weekday, so maybe 8000 people total were there. It took her about 2 innings to get me to cave in, but I'm not ashamed to admit that it was one of the scariest things ever, haha. But at least we didn't go to jail.
She has her pros and cons but more often than not we get along great. I wouldn't have named my HB after her if we didn't
Needless to say, at one point in about the 6th inning she dragged me all the way to the last row of the stands in left field, which is where Jason Bay played. Now PNC park isn't exactly Yankee Stadium in terms of stadium size, and the last row is basically 30 feet above field level, not way up high in the bleachers or anything. I knew what she wanted to do, but I was nervous as hell about it since it's kind of illegal. Fortunately it was a freakin Pirates vs. Reds game on a weekday, so maybe 8000 people total were there. It took her about 2 innings to get me to cave in, but I'm not ashamed to admit that it was one of the scariest things ever, haha. But at least we didn't go to jail.
She has her pros and cons but more often than not we get along great. I wouldn't have named my HB after her if we didn't
Last edited Mar 5, 2009 22:46:33
Koncorde
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Now this is a story, all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down.
now I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
While I tell you all about my girl with blue hair.
In east Pennsylvania, born and raised,
In a shithole smalltown she spent most of her days
Geekin' out, readin, going to school
Too much of a heffer with a mullet to ever be cool
In a couple of years, she went of to college
Started hanging round with a ginger bitch
Got drunk one night, found a bottle of hair dye
And said "I wonder if it'll wash out in time?"
She filled up the tub, and starts washing her hair
Slathered in lots of soap and conditioner
Used anything she could to wash it out
But she thought "oh fuck it ...."
She turned up to the house about 7 months later
And thought to myself 'Meh, I'll worry later'
I slipped on a condom
She was finally here
To sit on my cock - "the girl with blue hair".
My life got flipped, turned upside down.
now I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
While I tell you all about my girl with blue hair.
In east Pennsylvania, born and raised,
In a shithole smalltown she spent most of her days
Geekin' out, readin, going to school
Too much of a heffer with a mullet to ever be cool
In a couple of years, she went of to college
Started hanging round with a ginger bitch
Got drunk one night, found a bottle of hair dye
And said "I wonder if it'll wash out in time?"
She filled up the tub, and starts washing her hair
Slathered in lots of soap and conditioner
Used anything she could to wash it out
But she thought "oh fuck it ...."
She turned up to the house about 7 months later
And thought to myself 'Meh, I'll worry later'
I slipped on a condom
She was finally here
To sit on my cock - "the girl with blue hair".
Last edited Mar 5, 2009 23:34:24
Rush Hour700
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Originally posted by Koncorde
Now this is a story, all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down.
now I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
While I tell you all about my girl with blue hair.
In east Pennsylvania, born and raised,
In a shithole smalltown she spent most of her days
Geekin' out, readin, going to school
Too much of a heffer with a mullet to ever be cool
In a couple of years, she went of to college
Started hanging round with a ginger bitch
Got drunk one night, found a bottle of hair dye
And said "I wonder if it'll wash out in time?"
She filled up the tub, and starts washing her hair
Slathered in lots of soap and conditioner
Used anything she could to wash it out
But she thought "oh fuck it ...."
She turned up to the house about 7 months later
And thought to myself 'Meh, I'll worry later'
I slipped on a condom
She was finally here
To sit on my cock - "the girl with blue hair".
lol fresh prince of bell air.....
nice story
Now this is a story, all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down.
now I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
While I tell you all about my girl with blue hair.
In east Pennsylvania, born and raised,
In a shithole smalltown she spent most of her days
Geekin' out, readin, going to school
Too much of a heffer with a mullet to ever be cool
In a couple of years, she went of to college
Started hanging round with a ginger bitch
Got drunk one night, found a bottle of hair dye
And said "I wonder if it'll wash out in time?"
She filled up the tub, and starts washing her hair
Slathered in lots of soap and conditioner
Used anything she could to wash it out
But she thought "oh fuck it ...."
She turned up to the house about 7 months later
And thought to myself 'Meh, I'll worry later'
I slipped on a condom
She was finally here
To sit on my cock - "the girl with blue hair".
lol fresh prince of bell air.....
nice story
Rush Hour700
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Originally posted by Menamino
My on again/off again GF of the past 4-5 years or so is pretty crazy (in a good way). She has a pretty strong obsession with doing bad things in public and chances are if you've ever been on the stony brook campus, you've passed by one of those spots. She also has a pretty big obsession with Jason Bay (when he was on the pirates at least) and a few years ago we went to a day game vs. the Reds on a lazy summer afternoon.
Needless to say, at one point in about the 6th inning she dragged me all the way to the last row of the stands in left field, which is where Jason Bay played. Now PNC park isn't exactly Yankee Stadium in terms of stadium size, and the last row is basically 30 feet above field level, not way up high in the bleachers or anything. I knew what she wanted to do, but I was nervous as hell about it since it's kind of illegal. Fortunately it was a freakin Pirates vs. Reds game on a weekday, so maybe 8000 people total were there. It took her about 2 innings to get me to cave in, but I'm not ashamed to admit that it was one of the scariest things ever, haha. But at least we didn't go to jail.
She has her pros and cons but more often than not we get along great. I wouldn't have named my HB after her if we didn't
wow man........i would have been nervous 2, idk if me ex could have got me to do it
were people watching?
My on again/off again GF of the past 4-5 years or so is pretty crazy (in a good way). She has a pretty strong obsession with doing bad things in public and chances are if you've ever been on the stony brook campus, you've passed by one of those spots. She also has a pretty big obsession with Jason Bay (when he was on the pirates at least) and a few years ago we went to a day game vs. the Reds on a lazy summer afternoon.
Needless to say, at one point in about the 6th inning she dragged me all the way to the last row of the stands in left field, which is where Jason Bay played. Now PNC park isn't exactly Yankee Stadium in terms of stadium size, and the last row is basically 30 feet above field level, not way up high in the bleachers or anything. I knew what she wanted to do, but I was nervous as hell about it since it's kind of illegal. Fortunately it was a freakin Pirates vs. Reds game on a weekday, so maybe 8000 people total were there. It took her about 2 innings to get me to cave in, but I'm not ashamed to admit that it was one of the scariest things ever, haha. But at least we didn't go to jail.
She has her pros and cons but more often than not we get along great. I wouldn't have named my HB after her if we didn't
wow man........i would have been nervous 2, idk if me ex could have got me to do it
were people watching?
Menamino
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Pittsburgh was in the field the whole time so Bay was right down below us. There were maybe all of 10 people in our section though and no one close to us so it wasn't all that bad. I was just hoping there would be enough action on the field to keep people interested and not have their head on a swivel.
So of course after 2 outs are recorded the Reds go on a little rally and there's a pitching change. So even the players were just standing on the field looking around for a while which was pretty nerve wracking. Then some lefty comes in, walks Adam Dunn and there's another pitching change! Damn lefty/right matchups. I was freakin out the whole time. But we got through it. I'm sure someone saw us though, just not someone with a badge which is all that counts.
So of course after 2 outs are recorded the Reds go on a little rally and there's a pitching change. So even the players were just standing on the field looking around for a while which was pretty nerve wracking. Then some lefty comes in, walks Adam Dunn and there's another pitching change! Damn lefty/right matchups. I was freakin out the whole time. But we got through it. I'm sure someone saw us though, just not someone with a badge which is all that counts.
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