Nice find, Candyman.

For those of you that seem to have failed to read the fine print on the article, here it is:
"this story was dynamically generated using a generic 'template' and is not factual. Any reference to specific individuals has been 100% fabricated by web site visitors who have created fake stories by entering a name into a blank 'non-specific' template for the purpose of entertainment."
Basically, it's punch in a name and then select one of a number of templates (12 for men, 6 for women) and out pops the article. It takes twenty seconds tops to create an article (type in the name, select the article, wait for the article to generate).