Warrior General Games

I cheated and got this done a bit early; I'm assuming no other ballots coming in.

Notes:
-Hardly any players were unanimously chosen this year; none on the East side.
-There were five West All-Star ballots turned in and seven East All-Star ballots.
-Many people seem to have different opinions as to what makes a Pro Bowl linebacker, as there were many different LBs chosen.
-(I think next time I'll have ballots due at midnight (American Central time) so I can take the following day to put them together to have them done by Seven Bowl Time.)

WEST PRO BOWL ROSTER:

MVP: Wu Tang Clan, Big Whiskey Assassins
Honorable Mention: Shane Falco, INYA ONYA; "Rush" Passer, Baton Rouge Buccaneers
-this is the player that you believe was the most valuable overall to his team and most efficient in the conference

OPOY (offensive player of the year): Wu Tang Clan, Big Whiskey Assassins
Honorable Mention: Jack Brimmstone, Big Money Dynasty; Wagner Kirmse, Oregon Lumberjacks
-most valuable offensive player)

DPOY (defensive player of the year): "Rush" Passer, Baton Rouge Buccaneers (UNANIMOUS)
-most valuable defensive player)

COY (coach/owner/gm of the year): IROC, INYA ONYA
Honorable Mention: bgm1969, Lexington Lynx; Fingaz10, Big Whiskey Assassins
-owner of a team in your conference besides your team who you think did the best job this season in carrying his team..


Pro Bowl Selections:
(who you believe should deserve a roster spot in the season 7 probowl selection):

offense-
QB-Wu Tang Clan, Big Whiskey Assassins
Honorable Mention: Shane Falco, INYA ONYA
WR-Stanley Target, INYA ONYA
WR- USC WR, Big Whiskey Assassins
WR-Nas Escobar, Big Whiskey Assassins
Honorable Mention: Eric Bennett, Oregon Orangutans; Cris "Sticky Fingaz" Irvin, Pittstown Pirate Hookers; Mr. Ultimate Warrior, INYA ONYA
RB-Blues Man, Big Money Dynasty
Honorable Mention: Wagner Kirmse, Oregon Lumberjacks
FB-Russell Wright, Lexington Lynx
Honorable Mention: Moose Johnston 2.0, Big Money Dynasty; Makeahole Jones, Baton Rouge Buccaneers
TE-Morning Tounge, INYA ONYA; Inspectah Deck, Big Whiskey Assassins (tie)
Honorable Mention: Neil Brown, Lexington Lynx
OT-Man Aqua, Oregon Orangutans
OT-Michael Saltalamacchia, Big Money Dynasty
Honorable Mention: egb 72s, Phoenix Scorpions; Bud Costello, Baton Rouge Buccaneers
C-Ball Hiker, Big Money Dynasty (UNANIMOUS)
G-Colossal Mammoth, Oregon Orangutans
G-Jack Brimmstone, Big Money Dynasty
Honorable Mention: Marts Mouth; Oregon Lumberjacks; egb72s, Phoenix Scorpions

defense-
DE-Ed "TT" Jones, Big Money Dynasty
DE-Jimmy Conway, Big Whiskey Assassins
Honorable Mention: $illy W@bbit, Bunghole Liquors; Subliminal Messages, Oregon Lumberjacks; Frank Warren, Bunghole Liquors
DT-"Rush" Passer, Baton Rouge Buccaneers (UNANIMOUS)
DT-Kirby Puckett, INYA ONYA
Honorable Mention: Rudolph The Webkinz, Wellsboro Crawling Chaos
LB-Kyle Hockman, Phoenix Scorpions
LB-Yoe Mama, Big Money Dynasty
LB-Rospag Blitz, Seattle Grand Cru; Biggs Stevens, Lexington Lynx (tie)
Honorable Mention: Duncan Ava, INYA ONYA; Patrick "Hitman" Willis, Big Whiskey Assassins; Sergeant Marcus Fenix, Wolverhampton Wolverines; Jack Cass, Big Money Dynasty; Tom Van Allen, Big Whiskey Assassins; Ben Alerte, Gardner Paraplegics
SS-Adega Thewall, Phoenix Scorpions; Mike Landry, Lexington Lynx; The Assassin Artemis Entreri, Big Whiskey Assassins; Dominus McDominator, Oregon Lumberjacks (all tied)
FS-Paul Bunion, Oregon Lumberjacks
Honorable Mention: Brian Logan, Phoenix Scorpions
CB-ReadDa BackomyJersey, Big Whiskey Assassins
CB-Donnie Abraham, Big Whiskey Assassins
CB-Nnamdi Asomugha, Oregon Orangutans; Eugene Daniel, Lexington Lynx (tie)
Honorable Mention: Backfield Bully, Oregon Orangutans; Boston INT Party, Big Money Dynasty; Menemas Fleetfoot, Baton Rouge Buccaneers; Gathos Fleetfoot, Baton Rouge Buccaneers

KR-Wagner Kirmse, Oregon Lumberjacks
Honorable Mention: Makeahole Jones, Baton Rouge Buccaneers; Streak Johnson, Seattle Grand Cru
PR-Shaolin Shut Down, Big Whiskey Assassins
Honorable Mention: Kiam Johnson, Oregon Orangutans

K-Helga The Kicker, Big Whiskey Assassins
P-Kix Brooks, Nashville Isotopes; dexter "freaking" jackson, Lubbock Red Raiders (tie)
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EAST PRO BOWL ROSTER:

MVP: Dick Pepper, Jax Beach Juggernauts
Honorable Mention: Tim Arnold, Frostburg Bobcats; The Korean Cannon, Houston; Chris Morrison, Lincoln Freedom Warriors
-this is the player that you believe was the most valuable overall to his team and most efficient in the conference

OPOY (offensive player of the year): Tim Arnold, Frostburg Bobcats; Dick Pepper, Jax Beach Juggernauts; Tashard "The Right" Choice, Alamo City Souljahs (three-way tie)
Honorable Mention: Wickey Woods, Houston Armageddon
-most valuable offensive player)

DPOY (defensive player of the year): Knokinya Onyabutza, Jax Beach Juggernauts;
Honorable Mention: Mr. Chicken, Torrington WildCats; Steve Kinser, Lincoln Freedom Warriors
-most valuable defensive player)

COY (coach/owner/gm of the year): MAD MANAGER MIKE, Richmond Empire
Honorable Mention: Jathin, Houston Armageddon; Husker Nation, Lincoln Freedom Warriors
-owner of a team in your conference besides your team who you think did the best job this season in carrying his team..


Pro Bowl Selections:
(who you believe should deserve a roster spot in the season 7 probowl selection):

offense-
QB-Dick Pepper, Jax Beach Juggernauts
Honorable Mention: Chris Morrison, Lincoln Freedom Warriors
WR-Mario Hosak, Delray Manatees
WR-Ted Flick, Richard Empire
WR-MeShawn Passmore, Houston Armageddon
Honorable Mention: James Jett Jr, Lincoln Freedom Warriors; Mike Rotchtikles, Jax Beach Juggernauts
RB-Tim Arnold, Frostburg Bobcats; Tashard "The Right" Choice, Alamo City Souljahs (tie)
Honorable Mention: Dustin RM, Richmond Empire; Wickey Woods, Houston Armageddon
FB-Jaewook Kim, Houston Armageddon
Honorable Mention: Dave White, Lincoln Freedom Warriors; BB Blankenship, Jax Beach Juggernauts
TE-Alex Incognito, Houston Armageddon
Honorable Mention: Joe O’Rourke, Alamo City Souljahs
OT-Beef Jurgenson, Houston Armageddon
OT-Chunkie Monkey, Jax Beach Juggernauts
Honorable Mention: Cody McCutcheon, Alamo City Souljahs; Yuuno Yuunvonit, Jax Beach
C-Bill Kid, Lincoln Freedom Warriors
Honorable Mention: Jariad Hanson, Houston Armageddon; Yizzic Bors, Jax Beach Juggernauts
G-Big Brick, Richmond Empire
G-Corey Crusher, Lincoln Freedom Warriors
Honorable Mention: Alex Verdoorn, Jax Beach Juggernauts; Thomas Steinbach, Torrington WildCats

defense-
DE-Knokinya Onyabutza, Jax Beach Juggernauts
DE-Steve Kinzer, Lincoln Freedom Warriors; Mr. Chicken, Torrington WildCats (tie)
Honorable Mention: mike marquart, Richmond Empire
DT-Fritz the Fridge, Houston Armageddon; Tim Bunde, Lincoln Freedom Warriors (tie)
DT-Omar Zues, Alamo City Souljahs; Donnie "The Dozer" Moorehead, Frostburg Bobcats (tie)
Honorable Mention:Harry Paratesties, Jax Beach Juggernauts; Phew Ajack, Jax Beach Juggernauts
LB-Matt Alexander, Delray Manatees
LB-Tony Biancardi, Sr., Torrington WildCats
LB-Frenchy Blonc, The State of Texas Domination; Brandon New, Lincoln Freedom Warriors (tie)
Honorable Mention: Brian Boozworth, Frostburg Bobcats; Mike Hunt1, Alamo City Souljahs; Xavier Jones, Houston Armageddon; Preston Degginger, Houston Armageddon; knockoff yohead, Jax Beach Juggernauts
SS-BEERS FROM THE "U", Houston Armageddon
Honorable Mention: Swimming Monkey1, Richmond Empire; Dre Fulcher, Frostburg Bobcats
FS-Phinnias Sychosis, Richmond Empire
Honorable Mention: Ryan "The Big" McDonald, Minnesota Paladins; Ryan Swift, Lincoln Freedom Warriors
CB-Tackler de'Snatcher, Jax Beach Juggernauts
CB-Husker Power, Lincoln Freedom Warriors
CB-JR Junior, Alamo City Souljahs; Frank Fantastic, Lincoln Freedom Warriors; Jack DaRippa, Jax Beach Juggernauts; Curtis Sinclair, Delray Manatees (four-way tie)

K-Kevin Butthead, Frostburg Bobcats
P- Seis Ocho, Jax Beach Juggernauts

KR-Larry Zonkya, Texas Presidents
Honorable Mention:Zee Cheese, The State of Texas Domination; Neil Ritter, The State of Texas Domination; Neil Crimson, Lincoln Freedom Warriors
PR-Neil Crimson, Lincoln Freedom Warriors
Honorable Mention: Michael Brooks Jr.-Jax Beach Juggernauts

Thank you to those who voted me as Owner of the Year, and on behalf of all the members of my team, thank you all for voting for all these players...

I would like to thank you guys as well, lets hope i can take the 3 way tie away next season.

I have a tiny snub, Frank Fantastic as an Honorable Mention, I personally feel he should have been a starter

Looks like we finally made some noise on probowl roster. Good job scorp bowlers.

Thanks Guy's for voting me as COY. I could not have done this without my GM! Thanks A.T. you the man!

I second the motion thanks for the votes it is really my staff i owe it to and we appreciate all the players on the team this year. and HUSKER next season baby you and me gonna dance

Holy crap I can't believe my guy got selected as a LB for the West. After watching KU lose last second to MU I needed a pick me up. Thanks to everyone who voted for me

~Biggs Stevens

I'm obviously miffed about not winning the TE starter spot, but it's nice to make the roster regardless.

Wow! I'm honored that Russell was selected!

thank you to whoever gave Chris Morrison a MVP vote

LMFAO my CB mike hunt1 got an honorable mention at linebacker? sweet!

I'm extremely proud to be the agent of three Pro Bowlers (MeShawn Passmore, Alex Incognito and Fritz the Fridge) in this migthy fine league and conference (East)!

Can I somehow get naming rights to call myself Drew Rosenhaus???

Mentioning that some choices were unanimous doesn't tell much more than that the owner of that player's team didn't vote at all...

Originally posted by The Swedish Chef
I'm extremely proud to be the agent of three Pro Bowlers (MeShawn Passmore, Alex Incognito and Fritz the Fridge) in this migthy fine league and conference (East)!

Can I somehow get naming rights to call myself Drew Rosenhaus???

I was 3 for 3 on players being named to the Pro Bowl. Bill Kidd, Corey Crusher and Ryan Swift who were not only named to the Pro Bowl in the East, but are on the league championship team.

How's that for Rosenhaus honors?