Warrior General Games

April 1, 2008, Oakland Ca. Mercurial rookie receiver Strong PimpHand announced today that he has signed a one year contract with the Xi'an Dragons of the Southeast Asia Pro League (Alpha Conference).

"My pimp game is international" hollered PimpHand out of the window of his Escalade.

Team owner tpaterniti could not be reached for comment, but league sources stated that he felt "it was about time the man got paid, maybe now he can pay child support on his five kids."

I am going to play him everywhere. HB, WR, KR, PR, CB. Speed 48 Catch 20?!? I cannot believe no one wanted him.

lol

130K For a level 4 WR ?

Originally posted by Nlw30
130K For a level 4 WR ?

130M, but PimpHand is going to silence the haters pro bono.

Originally posted by DeepCross
Originally posted by Nlw30

130K For a level 4 WR ?

130M, but PimpHand is going to silence the haters pro bono.

Seems like Strong PimpHand needs to learn about money.

130,600.00 is 130K

a LB with 13 tackle? RB's are gonna have a field day with you

Originally posted by Nlw30
Originally posted by DeepCross

Originally posted by Nlw30


130K For a level 4 WR ?

130M, but PimpHand is going to silence the haters pro bono.

Seems like Strong PimpHand needs to learn about money.

130,600.00 is 130K

130M Baht joker.

You got to play him at all those positions to get your money out if this deal...

He may run by most CB but will he catch the ball?

Originally posted by DeepCross
Originally posted by Nlw30

130K For a level 4 WR ?

130M, but PimpHand is going to silence the haters pro bono.

a gangsta actually knows what "pro bono" means?

Originally posted by dirk41
Originally posted by DeepCross

Originally posted by Nlw30


130K For a level 4 WR ?

130M, but PimpHand is going to silence the haters pro bono.

a gangsta actually knows what "pro bono" means?

Sure, when the "gangsta" actually is sitting in an air conditioned office and bills out at $450 an hour...

this is gonna be a big bust deal

probly so...more like chad johnson trying to leave cinci

With a stamina of 14, hes not gonna survive all those plays.
With a carrying of 11.5, hes gonna drop the balls on Special teams a few times.
With a vision of 12, he will have no chance at RB, not be able to see the open holes on Kick Returning.

BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST BUST