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I noticed that there are no B batteries. I think that’s to avoid confusion, cause if there were you wouldn’t know if someone was stuttering. ‘Yes, hello I’d like some b-batteries.’ ‘What kind?’ ‘B-batteries.’ ‘What kind?!?’ ‘B-batteries!!!’ and D-batteries that’s hard for foreigners. ‘Yes, I would like de batteries.

(i'm stealing some of these lines)

dont forget to tip your waitress, ladies and gentlemen.

YO Adrian....... I DID IT...............

I was actually wondering last night how a lady prisoner rapes another lady prisoner.... ie do they use props? how does that work?

too weird?

how's your marriage doing plank? i'm worried.

Originally posted by Doug_Plank
I was actually wondering last night how a lady prisoner rapes another lady prisoner.... ie do they use props? how does that work?

too weird?

Not sure but when you find out, put it on Youtube.

Originally posted by Doug_Plank
I was actually wondering last night how a lady prisoner rapes another lady prisoner.... ie do they use props? how does that work?

too weird?

You put your right hand in, you put your right hand out... you put your right hand in, and you shake it all about. You do the hokey pokey and you turn your self about... that's what it's all about.

Originally posted by Gargus
Originally posted by Doug_Plank

I was actually wondering last night how a lady prisoner rapes another lady prisoner.... ie do they use props? how does that work?

too weird?

You put your right hand in, you put your right hand out... you put your right hand in, and you shake it all about. You do the hokey pokey and you turn your self about... that's what it's all about.

That....


Was....


AWESOME!

Originally posted by boomer82
Originally posted by Gargus

Originally posted by Doug_Plank


I was actually wondering last night how a lady prisoner rapes another lady prisoner.... ie do they use props? how does that work?

too weird?

You put your right hand in, you put your right hand out... you put your right hand in, and you shake it all about. You do the hokey pokey and you turn your self about... that's what it's all about.

That....


Was....


AWESOME!

Fan boi

Originally posted by Gargus
Originally posted by Doug_Plank

I was actually wondering last night how a lady prisoner rapes another lady prisoner.... ie do they use props? how does that work?

too weird?

You put your right hand in, you put your right hand out... you put your right hand in, and you shake it all about. You do the hokey pokey and you turn your self about... that's what it's all about.

ROFL

Originally posted by JT83
Originally posted by Gargus

Originally posted by Doug_Plank


I was actually wondering last night how a lady prisoner rapes another lady prisoner.... ie do they use props? how does that work?

too weird?

You put your right hand in, you put your right hand out... you put your right hand in, and you shake it all about. You do the hokey pokey and you turn your self about... that's what it's all about.

ROFL

And absolutely true.. the informal poll I took at work (a formal one would've got me fired.. and/or arrested) and at the bar after work was that FISTIING was the correct answer, due to broomstick handles being on lockdown, typically

I think that when you get dressed in the morning, sometimes you’re really making a decision about your behavior for the day. Like if you put on flipflops, you’re saying: ‘Hope I don’t get chased today.’ ‘Be nice to people in sneakers.’

Originally posted by Gargus
I think that when you get dressed in the morning, sometimes you’re really making a decision about your behavior for the day. Like if you put on flipflops, you’re saying: ‘Hope I don’t get chased today.’ ‘Be nice to people in sneakers.’


Accessories probably speak even more to that point. For example, is the gun going to be loaded today? Will a condom be packed? How about the shark repellant?

Originally posted by Doug_Plank
Originally posted by Gargus

I think that when you get dressed in the morning, sometimes you’re really making a decision about your behavior for the day. Like if you put on flipflops, you’re saying: ‘Hope I don’t get chased today.’ ‘Be nice to people in sneakers.’


Accessories probably speak even more to that point. For example, is the gun going to be loaded today? Will a condom be packed? How about the shark repellant?

The condom thing reminded me of this joke:

3 nuns were talking when the first said" i was cleaning out the head priests desk and found porn magzines"
the second said "what did u do with them?"
The first replied " i threw them in the bin of course"
The second said" that's nothing! I found condoms under his bed when i was cleaning his room."
"What did u do?!" asked the first
" I poked a hole in them" she replied.
Just then the third nun said, "Oh Sh*t!!

Originally posted by Gargus
I noticed that there are no B batteries. I think that’s to avoid confusion, cause if there were you wouldn’t know if someone was stuttering. ‘Yes, hello I’d like some b-batteries.’ ‘What kind?’ ‘B-batteries.’ ‘What kind?!?’ ‘B-batteries!!!’ and D-batteries that’s hard for foreigners. ‘Yes, I would like de batteries.

(i'm stealing some of these lines)

Originally posted by Gargus
I think that when you get dressed in the morning, sometimes you’re really making a decision about your behavior for the day. Like if you put on flipflops, you’re saying: ‘Hope I don’t get chased today.’ ‘Be nice to people in sneakers.’


I didn't know Demetri Martin was in our league lol... These jokes are funnier when u hear him say them because of the lack of emotion...