OK.. sry for the hiatus.. things got a little crazy here.. but yea.. everything that could happen did.. long story.. before february's end.. ill have a new house, new job, new car, new wife, new GLB team, and i believe thats it.. ok maybe not all of that is true.. but u get my drift.. umm.. so yea.. did the rankings.. and they still stay true.. watch.. so anyway.. last few days were historical.. too bad i couldn't really watch any of it on tv since i was slavin' it out at work and borderline dead at home.. but in honor of the presidential inauguration..how about a presidential themed rankings?
THE PRESIDENTS OF SEASON 7
Houston Armageddon
so people laughed when they asked me a couple of years back that we'd see an African American president first before we see houston dropped down from the rankings.. now they're in shock n' awe.. ok so maybe no body asked me that.. but you gotta admit.. noone's taking over these fellas for the rest of the season.. i dont care if you win all your games from now on.. and then some.. their schedule flows downhill from here on out.. their traffic sucks also..
Big Whiskey Assassins
is big whiskey arguably the best team in GLB not called houston armageddon? they arguably had the game of their season when pitted up against inya onya.. but in usualy big whiskey fashion.. it looked like a basketball game between the spurs and uncle billy bob's basketball camp for seniors.. with big whiskey comin' on top of course.. however there are still a couple of stops on their schedule that have teams that are capable of bringin' these fellas down.. but if big whiskey continues to ride that gameplan gravy train masterminding of USCDoom, fcastle45th, Jimbo49ers, tebo5415, DMQ, bhuston, Helgafootball and fingaz10.. there's no end in sight..
Lincoln Freedom Warriors
..unless they face the west of course.. the Lincoln Susan Luccis have been lickin' their chops for the longest now.. i think they evne had a shot to win the championship since back when i first joined GLB.. is this their year? with the loss by inya onya.. and lincoln's ongoing onslaught of opposing teams.. they've been propelled up to their highest position yet.. the 3rd spot on the rankings.. i really can't tell ya if the #2 and #3 spot will swap places even if they both win out from here.. but i will tell ya tho.. i don't see lincoln losing any games.. even in the post season.. ok well maybe one.. u know how they do.. heh.. heh.. WHAT? i can talk smack now.. we've already faced you guys!
INYA ONYA
inya.. onya.. losta.. to-a.. the a... big whiskey-a!! but i predicted big whiskey would come out on top,.. however not by such a wide margin.. it was just a small error i bet in gameplanning.. i know inya onya's better thant hat.. and the fact that they lost to such a high ranked team didn't hurt them so bad as they're still well within the top 5.. i say.. big whiskey just didn't find their magical secret to beating inya..but rather onya.. made an error in gameplanning and it cost em big.. look for inya onya to patchup those holes and beat everyone else they have to face till they reach playoffs
Richmond Empire
i had to quadruple check my power rankings because richmond empire is in the top 5.. yes i know!! and major kudos to them.. they really deserve it.. and there's no reason to talk ish about a team that's in the top 5.. but they've been on a huge roll lately.. the fact that im writing about them here gives me a rude awakening beacuse i know they've ought to be doing something right.. lookat the teams they beat out below.. these are teams that can do damage in the playoffs.. major props to you richmond.. and don't get scared about facing the Alamo City Souljahs tomorrow.. they're nothing special really..
YES WE CAN!
Lexington Lynx
they have a good chance of landing in the top 4.. but we really won't know until 2 - 3 games from now as they face up against scoropions and then big money dynasty..
Jax Beach Juggernauts
huge drop to #7 shouldn't really hurt their spirits.. as these power rankings are bound to change dramatically again over next couple of weeks
Big Money Dynasty
had a drop but not because they're doing bad.. but because other teams are winning against tougher teams not called inya onya..
Alamo City Souljahs
yawning and becoming lethargic waiting for a real challenge like richmond..
Phoenix Scorpions
been on a downward spiral since the inya onya and orangutans game.. they ought to be on the rise once they spark up a streak again.. especially over the lynx..
INSTEAD OF BASEBALL.. OR BASKETBALL.. WE'LL PUT GLB IN THE WHITE HOUSE
Oregon Orangutans
Frostburg Bobcats
Torrington WildCats
Texas Presidents
Deimon Devil bats
WE ALSO NEED 8 YEARS TO RIGHT ALL THE WRONGS
Wellsboro Crawling Chaos
Delray Manatees
Gardner Paraplegics
Oregon Lumberjacks
Killian's Irish Red
Baton Rouge Bayou Bengals
Bunghole Liquors
Baton Rouge Buccaneers
YYYYYEAAAH... WE'RE NOT EVEN MAKIN' THE PRIMARIES..
Nashville Isotopes
Pittstown Pirate Hookers
Texas Tech Big Red Spread
Antartica Cavemen CPU
Wolverhampton Wolverines
The State of Texas Domination
Seattle Grand Cru
Minnesota Paladins
Lubbock Red Raiders
so good night america.
- http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=1052994
THE PRESIDENTS OF SEASON 7
Houston Armageddon
so people laughed when they asked me a couple of years back that we'd see an African American president first before we see houston dropped down from the rankings.. now they're in shock n' awe.. ok so maybe no body asked me that.. but you gotta admit.. noone's taking over these fellas for the rest of the season.. i dont care if you win all your games from now on.. and then some.. their schedule flows downhill from here on out.. their traffic sucks also..
Big Whiskey Assassins
is big whiskey arguably the best team in GLB not called houston armageddon? they arguably had the game of their season when pitted up against inya onya.. but in usualy big whiskey fashion.. it looked like a basketball game between the spurs and uncle billy bob's basketball camp for seniors.. with big whiskey comin' on top of course.. however there are still a couple of stops on their schedule that have teams that are capable of bringin' these fellas down.. but if big whiskey continues to ride that gameplan gravy train masterminding of USCDoom, fcastle45th, Jimbo49ers, tebo5415, DMQ, bhuston, Helgafootball and fingaz10.. there's no end in sight..
Lincoln Freedom Warriors
..unless they face the west of course.. the Lincoln Susan Luccis have been lickin' their chops for the longest now.. i think they evne had a shot to win the championship since back when i first joined GLB.. is this their year? with the loss by inya onya.. and lincoln's ongoing onslaught of opposing teams.. they've been propelled up to their highest position yet.. the 3rd spot on the rankings.. i really can't tell ya if the #2 and #3 spot will swap places even if they both win out from here.. but i will tell ya tho.. i don't see lincoln losing any games.. even in the post season.. ok well maybe one.. u know how they do.. heh.. heh.. WHAT? i can talk smack now.. we've already faced you guys!
INYA ONYA
inya.. onya.. losta.. to-a.. the a... big whiskey-a!! but i predicted big whiskey would come out on top,.. however not by such a wide margin.. it was just a small error i bet in gameplanning.. i know inya onya's better thant hat.. and the fact that they lost to such a high ranked team didn't hurt them so bad as they're still well within the top 5.. i say.. big whiskey just didn't find their magical secret to beating inya..but rather onya.. made an error in gameplanning and it cost em big.. look for inya onya to patchup those holes and beat everyone else they have to face till they reach playoffs
Richmond Empire
i had to quadruple check my power rankings because richmond empire is in the top 5.. yes i know!! and major kudos to them.. they really deserve it.. and there's no reason to talk ish about a team that's in the top 5.. but they've been on a huge roll lately.. the fact that im writing about them here gives me a rude awakening beacuse i know they've ought to be doing something right.. lookat the teams they beat out below.. these are teams that can do damage in the playoffs.. major props to you richmond.. and don't get scared about facing the Alamo City Souljahs tomorrow.. they're nothing special really..
YES WE CAN!
Lexington Lynx
they have a good chance of landing in the top 4.. but we really won't know until 2 - 3 games from now as they face up against scoropions and then big money dynasty..
Jax Beach Juggernauts
huge drop to #7 shouldn't really hurt their spirits.. as these power rankings are bound to change dramatically again over next couple of weeks
Big Money Dynasty
had a drop but not because they're doing bad.. but because other teams are winning against tougher teams not called inya onya..
Alamo City Souljahs
yawning and becoming lethargic waiting for a real challenge like richmond..
Phoenix Scorpions
been on a downward spiral since the inya onya and orangutans game.. they ought to be on the rise once they spark up a streak again.. especially over the lynx..
INSTEAD OF BASEBALL.. OR BASKETBALL.. WE'LL PUT GLB IN THE WHITE HOUSE
Oregon Orangutans
Frostburg Bobcats
Torrington WildCats
Texas Presidents
Deimon Devil bats
WE ALSO NEED 8 YEARS TO RIGHT ALL THE WRONGS
Wellsboro Crawling Chaos
Delray Manatees
Gardner Paraplegics
Oregon Lumberjacks
Killian's Irish Red
Baton Rouge Bayou Bengals
Bunghole Liquors
Baton Rouge Buccaneers
YYYYYEAAAH... WE'RE NOT EVEN MAKIN' THE PRIMARIES..
Nashville Isotopes
Pittstown Pirate Hookers
Texas Tech Big Red Spread
Antartica Cavemen CPU
Wolverhampton Wolverines
The State of Texas Domination
Seattle Grand Cru
Minnesota Paladins
Lubbock Red Raiders
so good night america.
- http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=1052994
