oh lawdy lawdz is right.. y'all didnt think id whip it out this fast did ya? no.. im talking about the power rankings.. what did u think i was talking about?.. dude.. it's a new yar let's get our mind out of the gutter shall we? anyways.. what was your new year's resolution? ... okay then.. power rankings
OURS WAS TO BRING THE PAIN THIS SEASON
Houston Armageddon
- houston armageddon.. still keeping it gangsta without budging away from the top spot, they've made it known that if you want to beat the armageddon.. it ain't gonna be a walk and a picnic in the park with your girlfriend.. this team is all about the business and u better bring your first aid kit on your trip to houston.. then again.. if you think the team is rough.. wait till you see the city.. yess.. don't use that as bulletin board material guys.. you won't see alamo city until the end of the season.. and the playoffs..
Jax Beach Juggernauts
- still at #2.. they're waiting for the armageddon to blink so they can catch the top spot.. there is only a .07 difference in ranking between these top 2 teams.. but as far as quality of opponents faced, that might sway in their way.. however.. jax beach has yet to face lincoln on their schedule.. and a win over houston may seal them in on top.. even if houston remains perfect.. now ain't dat a beach?
Big Whiskey Assassins
- their name's big whiskey..but dont get mistaken you're gonna meet a bunch of drunkards on the field.. they've climbed up to the 3rd spot in rankings.. over phoenix.. but phx shouldnt hang their heads down.. people jump up and around these rankings pretty early in the season.. there's only a .05 difference between these 2 teams in phx and big whiskey.. and i bet we can now begin to see that the top dog of the west is gonna be a dogfight between big whiskey, phx and inya onya.. plus.. who'da thunk.. 3 out of the top 5 teams are in the western conference.. way to represent!
Phoenix Scorpions
- hopefully they're not to stung by the slight drawback in ranking.. i still believe phoenix will go undefeated and claim the spot as the western conference topdog.. a couple of great games are gonna brew this week however.. we've got the armageddon vs. the juggernauts in the east.. then you've now got inyaonya vs. phx in the west.. topdog battle in the east and topdog battle in the west.. phx has a chance to show us what they're made of.. will they pack the venom? or get stomped on? this week is real important for these top teams as a loss will really impact their positions on this board
INYA ONYA
- inya onya already has the makings of a bbb7 top team.. i refrain from saying elite because they're just one cut below the armageddons and juggernauts.. they've still got some level 20s on the squad.. but still overall they've got an impressive array of players and hey lets face it.. they're rounding up the top 5 in the power rankings after week 5.. lets see if they'll own up to the phoenix challenge tomorrow.. this one should be a game for the recordbooks.. see.. i'd pick a winner here.. but ill leave it to jack..
OURS WAS TO PLAY THE SECOND FIDDLE
Lincoln Freedom Warriors
- hey everybody.. let's point and laugh at lincoln while we can.. it's only gonna be a matter of time before they're at the #2 or 3 spot.. and to think this team could easily been playing ball with the kittens if not for a couple of ill twists of fate..
Lexington Lynx
- the close game.. or low scoring output against the lumberjacks got me confused.. were the lynx flirting with danger or are the lumberjacks that good?
Big Money Dynasty
- ive never been so jealous of a team ever on GLB.. where do they get all that money from? yet still have a couple of playmakers.. this team will make other teams shit change next season.. u heard it here first..
Oregon Orangutans
- so who is the best team in oregon? so far orangutans are leading the way.. quite frankly.. i dont think playing football with an orangutan will work to anyone's advantage.. except maybe a scorpion and a lynx.. i certainly hope they're not facing those 2 one after another.. oh wait..
Richmond Empire
- richmond empire aren't lookin' so rich right now in the money book.. they may have just made a couple of moves i just haven't noticed yet.. or maybe i was just ignorant and noticed it now.. either way.. try to say this without laughing.. 'richmond will make the playoffs'
OURS WAS TO SUCK
Torrington WildCats
Alamo City Souljahs
Frostburg Bobcats
Deimon Devil bats
Delray Manatees
OURS WAS THE SAME AS LAST YEAR.. 'REBUILD FOR NEXT YEAR'
Texas Presidents
Oregon Lumberjacks
Wellsboro Crawling Chaos
Baton Rouge Buccaneers
Killian's Irish Red
Gardner Paraplegics
Nashville Isotopes
RESOLUTIONS ARE MEANT TO BE BROKEN!
Pittstown Pirate Hookers
Bunghole Liquors
Texas Tech Big Red Spread
Wolverhampton Wolverines
Baton Rouge Bayou Bengals
HELLO?... HELLO?
Seattle Grand Cru
Antartica Cavemen CPU
The State of Texas Domination
Minnesota Paladins
Lubbock Red Raiders
OURS WAS TO BRING THE PAIN THIS SEASON
Houston Armageddon
- houston armageddon.. still keeping it gangsta without budging away from the top spot, they've made it known that if you want to beat the armageddon.. it ain't gonna be a walk and a picnic in the park with your girlfriend.. this team is all about the business and u better bring your first aid kit on your trip to houston.. then again.. if you think the team is rough.. wait till you see the city.. yess.. don't use that as bulletin board material guys.. you won't see alamo city until the end of the season.. and the playoffs..
Jax Beach Juggernauts
- still at #2.. they're waiting for the armageddon to blink so they can catch the top spot.. there is only a .07 difference in ranking between these top 2 teams.. but as far as quality of opponents faced, that might sway in their way.. however.. jax beach has yet to face lincoln on their schedule.. and a win over houston may seal them in on top.. even if houston remains perfect.. now ain't dat a beach?
Big Whiskey Assassins
- their name's big whiskey..but dont get mistaken you're gonna meet a bunch of drunkards on the field.. they've climbed up to the 3rd spot in rankings.. over phoenix.. but phx shouldnt hang their heads down.. people jump up and around these rankings pretty early in the season.. there's only a .05 difference between these 2 teams in phx and big whiskey.. and i bet we can now begin to see that the top dog of the west is gonna be a dogfight between big whiskey, phx and inya onya.. plus.. who'da thunk.. 3 out of the top 5 teams are in the western conference.. way to represent!
Phoenix Scorpions
- hopefully they're not to stung by the slight drawback in ranking.. i still believe phoenix will go undefeated and claim the spot as the western conference topdog.. a couple of great games are gonna brew this week however.. we've got the armageddon vs. the juggernauts in the east.. then you've now got inyaonya vs. phx in the west.. topdog battle in the east and topdog battle in the west.. phx has a chance to show us what they're made of.. will they pack the venom? or get stomped on? this week is real important for these top teams as a loss will really impact their positions on this board
INYA ONYA
- inya onya already has the makings of a bbb7 top team.. i refrain from saying elite because they're just one cut below the armageddons and juggernauts.. they've still got some level 20s on the squad.. but still overall they've got an impressive array of players and hey lets face it.. they're rounding up the top 5 in the power rankings after week 5.. lets see if they'll own up to the phoenix challenge tomorrow.. this one should be a game for the recordbooks.. see.. i'd pick a winner here.. but ill leave it to jack..
OURS WAS TO PLAY THE SECOND FIDDLE
Lincoln Freedom Warriors
- hey everybody.. let's point and laugh at lincoln while we can.. it's only gonna be a matter of time before they're at the #2 or 3 spot.. and to think this team could easily been playing ball with the kittens if not for a couple of ill twists of fate..
Lexington Lynx
- the close game.. or low scoring output against the lumberjacks got me confused.. were the lynx flirting with danger or are the lumberjacks that good?
Big Money Dynasty
- ive never been so jealous of a team ever on GLB.. where do they get all that money from? yet still have a couple of playmakers.. this team will make other teams shit change next season.. u heard it here first..
Oregon Orangutans
- so who is the best team in oregon? so far orangutans are leading the way.. quite frankly.. i dont think playing football with an orangutan will work to anyone's advantage.. except maybe a scorpion and a lynx.. i certainly hope they're not facing those 2 one after another.. oh wait..
Richmond Empire
- richmond empire aren't lookin' so rich right now in the money book.. they may have just made a couple of moves i just haven't noticed yet.. or maybe i was just ignorant and noticed it now.. either way.. try to say this without laughing.. 'richmond will make the playoffs'
OURS WAS TO SUCK
Torrington WildCats
Alamo City Souljahs
Frostburg Bobcats
Deimon Devil bats
Delray Manatees
OURS WAS THE SAME AS LAST YEAR.. 'REBUILD FOR NEXT YEAR'
Texas Presidents
Oregon Lumberjacks
Wellsboro Crawling Chaos
Baton Rouge Buccaneers
Killian's Irish Red
Gardner Paraplegics
Nashville Isotopes
RESOLUTIONS ARE MEANT TO BE BROKEN!
Pittstown Pirate Hookers
Bunghole Liquors
Texas Tech Big Red Spread
Wolverhampton Wolverines
Baton Rouge Bayou Bengals
HELLO?... HELLO?
Seattle Grand Cru
Antartica Cavemen CPU
The State of Texas Domination
Minnesota Paladins
Lubbock Red Raiders
